Sand-witches
By H13
“Never let it be said I don’t love my job. If nothing else, the perks are incredible.”
Ryan took some time to reflect as he sat on his lifeguard chair and watched the gentle waves breaking onto the beach. No big deal today, not that the waves here were any big whoop most of the time anyway. Unless there was a blower kicking up out in the Atlantic or a Nor’easter coming up the coast, the surf at Swan Beach only got up to three or four feet tops.
That didn’t mean he wasn’t busy, pulling the occasional child from the shallows or some idiot who got out of their league and fucked with the rip current was a daily occurrence, and there was always the little stuff, communicating with his colleagues and whatnot.
But really, most of the day he got paid, and paid well, to sit on his stand in the sun, keep himself in shape, and simply hang out, look good, and talk to people.
And man, did chicks dig the lifeguard.
Ryan had made up for not being a big deal in High School by living it the hell up since he moved down here four years ago. It had been worth it to turn down going to a “real” school to go to the small liberal arts college half an hour away from the beach. Way worth it. Finishing up his degree was just a matter of something to do. As soon as he graduated, Ryan was going to follow the endless summer with some of his buddies. All he needed was to make enough to pay for the necessities: board wax, gas to get to the next beach, beer, and condoms.
Yeah, definitely condoms.
No way was Ryan Andrews getting locked down.
Too many girls, too little time for that my brother.
Like, hell, right now, just sitting on his chair at his not very crowded beach, he could see at least four groups of girls that were all just hotter than hell. A couple of them he recognized as locals or long termers, a couple more were obviously just down for the week or the day.
Take, for example, the five sitting about ten feet behind his left shoulder. They had first shown up last Saturday, and since it was Tuesday, he was sure they would be down all week. They were drinking margaritas, not like they were supposed to, but who was gonna tell them no.
He supposed they were all in the same sorority or something, or friends from home. It didn’t matter, really. No tagalongs here, they were all smoking hot. Two blondes, one with long straight honey colored hair flowing down her back and the other with shoulder length wavy lighter hair; an asian with her jet black hair cut just below her shoulders; a black haired, big titted beauty who had such fair skin she usually reclined beneath an umbrella, drink in one hand, cigarette in the other; and a light brown haired girl with a wonderful tanned body and striking blue eyes.
Tanya.
He forgot the names of the others, but the brunette had stuck in his mind, of course it helped that for the last three days she had actively flirted with him and talked him up. She stopped by his chair when they first got to the beach in the afternoon, then she would hang out at the bottom of his chair for a minute whenever she made her way back out of the surf, her body wet and shiny with oil.
They flirted easily and he was definitely interested, in fact Ryan was seriously considering talking her up for real real after his shift today. He was SURE if he mentioned it; she’d hang around or come back down. Right now though, she was lying on her flat stomach, a lazy smile on her face, eyes hidden behind sunglasses. But Ryan knew she was looking at him.
Not that she was the only girl to have his attention out there, but Tanya had stepped up and been aggressive, and that was definitely a turn on. He didn’t feel like working any harder than he needed to get laid.
But as he scanned the rest of the crowd, he smiled to himself. The three blondes further back waved and blew him a kiss; he had first seen them yesterday. They were staying at Daddy’s condo on the beach it appeared. The group on his right smiled, he knew most of them because they all lived down on 6th and Pacific, sweet girls, he had slept with the one…Tiffany, it was, last month, and he couldn’t help but notice the two brunette hotties coming out of the surf walking up to rejoin their friends on his left. Never seen them before.
Wow. What a life. He had to admit, he was happy nothing much was happening right now, he was pretty hard thinking about rubbing suntan lotion on at least one of those blonde girls with one hand and that Tanya chick with another. To have to get up would be a…compromising position.
We should all have such problems…
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She could feel the ocean winds blowing through her hair as she mounted him.
She knew the moonlight over her left shoulder would frame her face as she leaned over and kissed her man deeply, her tongue sliding across his, her hands running over his tanned muscles.
She ripped his shirt off, not even bothering with the buttons, moving her hands down his body. She could feel him responding to her, his rough, strong hands on her big tits, popping her hard nipples, moving down to her firm, round ass.
She felt his hardness.
“You want me baby?” she fairly moaned.
“Oh yes, you’re so hot, I want to be inside you…”
“Oh yeah?” And she reached for him.
THUMP THUMP THUMP
And she heard the ocean roaring in her ears as she mounted his throbbing cock…
THUMP THUMP THUMP
She opened her eyes, and squinted behind her sunglasses.
Dammit, always some distraction while a girl is just tryin to get her horny on lying on the beach. This time it was somebody running on the sand while she had her ear lying to it. Annoying, just when she was about to fuck that lifeguard boy into oblivion under the moon, sitting on top of his chair too.
Well, maybe it was for the best. She imagined if she had kept that up much longer she’d have an embarrassing wet spot on her tan bikini bottoms. She got incredibly wet when she fanaticized.
She looked up and saw the object of her desire sitting on his chair ten feet in front of her. Tanya had made SURE they all had gotten down to the beach early so she could have a good spot. Her friends had all teased her without mercy over her little crush this whole trip, all three days of it so far, but she knew the last laugh was going to be on them when she got her man.
Tonight? Hopefully. Tanya knew that if he didn’t do something very soon, she was going to take matters into her own hands.
Tanya Leonard wasn’t used to waiting for a man, but she still appreciated the thrill of the chase. It was just so…sporting. She knew full well she was one hot woman, and at 21 she was on top of her game. She had been coming down to Swan Beach since she was 16 and three years ago had even lost her virginity not too far from where she currently lay on her stomach. But that was to a boy, his clumsy fumblings, like so many boys before him, had disappointed Tanya when she wanted her first time to be all orgasmic trumpets. But it had gotten better, and the young woman was a voracious learner. It helped when she was 5”7” 120 lbs of sexy curves in all the right places, long legs, very nice stomach and big round tits so nice you’d think they were fake. Top that off with long light brown hair that streaked with blonde the more it became sun kissed, and her thousand watt blue eyes, and she had become the beautiful sexual dynamo other women could only dream of.
Normally, she wouldn’t even have taken this long to be in this stud’s shorts. But it was all good, she loved hanging out with her friends from home and she still had half her vacation to get her brains fucked out.
She smiled languidly, then pulled her drink over and had a sip.
TUMP THUMP THUMP
*SLOOSH*
THUMP THUMP THUMP
“Oh what the FUCK!”
She sat up.
“What the hell, I HATE it when people kick sand up as they run past my blanket, and fuuuuuck, sand in my drink! Crystal, I need a water to wash this shit out.”
She took a bottle from the wavy haired blonde girl.
“Seriously though, what the hell…”
“It was one of those blonde bimbos who’ve been sitting behind us all day” Susan drawled from under the umbrella.
Tanya blinked and saw her now, a long haired blonde girl jumping past the breakers.
She turned and noticed there were indeed now only two girls on the blanket about fifteen feet behind where Tanya and her friends were sitting.
“What a fucking cxnt. I can’t believe that bitch just kicked sand in my face…and my damn drink.”
“Ha! She actually did kick sand in your face, didn’t she?”
“It’s not funny Michelle.”
“Like one of those old magazine ads. Maybe Charles Atlas can help you Tans.”
“Okay, enough! Enough!” and she started laughing as Susan handed her a fresh, unsanded, drink.
“But seriously, though, that was like SO fucked up, wasn’t it?”
“It’s ok Tanya, have some booze and go back to mooning over your lifeguard.” Michelle joked.
“Hey now. I’m gonna get that tonight. Just you watch ladies!” Tanya laughed and rolled over to her stomach again.
“Now, where was I, oh yes, those shorts…”
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Truthfully, he had only been paying half attention when the girl started calling for him.
He had watched the beautiful blonde girl go running into the water in front of his stand. Of course he had, who wouldn’t keep his eyes on somebody with a face and body like that, especially if they were getting paid for it.
But after the blonde girl had gotten herself wet and had swam out a little, Ryan scoped up and down the beach, always a good idea to keep your eyes moving, the waves could be hypnotizing. He made mental notes: who was where as opposed to the last time he looked, and saw everything was ok the rest of the way around. He noted the hotties behind him were filling their drinks again. He smiled, thinking they’d probably fun as hell to kick it with.
Then he settled in and scanned the front again.
All was well.
He relaxed and took a sip off his water. Then he fell into a bit of a daydream, just listening to the gulls and thinking about the break of the waves so when he went out to surf after his shift where would the breaks be on thirty fifth st…
“HALP”
“Wait…what?”
“HELP ME, HALP!”
His instincts kicked in and he quickly spotted the struggling woman directly in front of his about ten feet past the breakers.
“Hmm, would never have guessed a ripper there, and damn, I thought for sure she looked like a good swimmer. She certainly had nice flotation devices,”
Ryan smiled to himself, but then put on his game face.
“Sometimes, even the hard parts of this job are simply insanely pleasurable.”
He grabbed his orange floatie and hit the sand running. Quickly, he was down into the shallows and making his way out to the surf. The late July water was hot on his legs, like bathwater, frankly absurdly warm, but it had been a crazy hot summer in Delaware.
With speed borne of practice and skill, he was out past the breakers in seconds. He saw the girl floundering about in front of him; she had a look of panic in her big blue eyes and was dipping her head under the water too often for his comfort.
He swam out to the struggling girl and got his floatie under her arms.
“Here! Hold onto this, ok! It’ll keep you up!”
She nodded, her eyes still huge.
He got the Floatie under her arms.
“Ok, grab on to my shoulders!” Ryan felt her hands on his chest.
“Ok, just relax, I’ll bring us back in!”
She relaxed visibly and grabbed onto his shoulders. Ryan then bore her weight and swam back in to the shore. As he got back to the shallows, he took the coughing blonde girl onto his arms, then helped her to her feet and to the dry sand past the tidal zone.
He lay the gasping blonde on her back and cleared out a space for her.
“Stay back everybody. Let me get her some air!”
He leaned in and pinched the girl’s nose, then he placed his mouth on hers and blew in.
Repeat.
Repeat.
Three pumps under her breastbone, noticing once again that this chick had REALLY nice tits.
Pinch nose. Blow, Blow.
And the little vixen just slipped him some tongue.
He pulled off before they started making out in public.
She coughed up some more and fixed him with a look of utter gratitude.
“Oh…god…the current…I’m so sorry, it just…just took me. Thank you, Thank you SO much!”
She coughed some more as she lay in the sand, then she grabbed Ryan’s hand and used it to pull herself upright.
“I’ll be fine, just a scare. You saved my life; I’m Kim, thanks so much!”
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“Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn Tanya!”
“You have GOT to be fucking kidding me.”
“That girl just completely jacked you.”
“What are you talking about, she was drowning! He saved her life!”
Susan rolled her eyes at Crystal. “Please Crys, if you think that bimbo was actually in trouble…”
“Wait…you mean we she was just trying to…”
“YES CRYSTAL!”
“That right there ladies was a first class move.” Michelle said and whistled low.
“You have GOT to be fucking kidding me!”
“Nope Tans, I think your mark just got a whole lot harder.”
They all craned their necks as Ryan led the wet blonde haired girl past them; she was wrapped in a towel and shaking. Somebody else had taken over for him at the stand. Tanya was sure her mouth was open and she looked stupid, but she was absolutely incredulous.
The girl’s friends gathered up their stuff and they followed as the lifeguard led them off the beach, Tanya knew that was all procedure and they’d have paramedics stop at the corner and make sure the girl was ok.
“Oh that’s just some bullshit right there, that little faker.”
Leslie put her arm around Tanya and gave her a hug; she also grabbed her drink out of the sand and put it in the girl’s hand.
“I think YOU, my dear, need a drink.”
Tanya took a big old schwill.
“I mean Tanya; the bitch kicked sand in your face AND stole your man. You SURE you don’t want Charles Atlas to help you?”
“Shut up Michelle. Screw this, I’m going back to the place, you guys coming or not?”
“You mean head back to the condo? Now?”
“YES CRYSTAL!”
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“That was quite a day brother, lemmie buy ya a shot?”
“That’ll be awesome. Great thing about rescuing a beautiful girl out of the surf, everybody wants to buy you shots.”
“Well, yeah my man I think everybody can get behind saving THAT kind of wildlife. You get that bitches number or what?”
“Ha! You bet your ass I did, man. Hell, she texted ME, she wants to meet here later.”
They high fived and pounded back the Goldschlager.
“And even if she doesn’t pan out Jeremy, I got this fuckin smoking hot brunette I’ve had on the burner this week. She’s here, but I don’t think she knows I’m here!”
“Bro, you are the fuckin MAN, you know that, right?”
“HA, wait until we see how this all ends up dudarino. This shit has potential to either blow up in my face, be the greatest night of my life, or whatever and I still get shitty drunk!”
They toasted their beers. Sandy V’s was pretty crowded for ten o’clock on a Tuesday, but then again they had been pimping their drink specials on the radios, papers, and airplane banner trailers all over Swan Beach, Nassaponax Island, and Freeland Beach. There were maybe 100 people here already in the three main rooms, the big one outside that had the dance floor and the DJ, the one with the pool tables and the one where people could sit and eat. By midnight on a good night there could be three or four hundred people here. Place was turning into THE spot to be in tri-beach, and there were ALWAYS scores of awesome girls hanging around dressed in very little.
“Well, I’m going to go head and get back to Sherry, she gets lonely without me around. Ok life saver, try not to break any hearts tonight!”
Ryan clapped Jeremy on the back and sent him on his way, his girl was a really nice girl, but Sher was too much maintenance if you asked Ryan.
He turned around to get another Sierra Nevada from the bar and his phone went off.
“text message, cool, let’s see what’s up”
He called his beer out to Robbie and checked his phone.
“Abt 2 go out, where r u? Kim”
He smiled like a cheetah about to make for a wildebeest and typed in:
“Sandy’s on third. B here all night. 1st round is on me”
He hit “send” on the Droid and put the phone away, he grabbed his beer and turned around.
“Oh, wow, hi Ryan! It’s so nice seeing you tonight!”
The super sexy brunette from the beach…ah…er….Yes, Tanya!
“Tanya, hey you, so nice to see you, you look magnificent tonight!”
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And she did look magnificent. Shiny black dress so tight it looked painted on, dipping down to show her boobs in the front and cut halfway up her toned thigh, underset with black stockings diving down into black leather boots up to her knee. Her hair was done up into that just tousled look that men subconsciously associate with a girl just having been fucked, piled a little up top but with long brown/blonde ringlets falling to her chest.
“What the hell? Is this Jersey Shore?”
“Hmmph. Give me a break Leslie, I don’t look trashy. I’m just going fishin.”
“Give the girl a break indeed, I don’t blame her, guy IS hot and she’s gotta turn up the volume after today!”
“Damn straight Susan. I’m turning this thing to eleven. You had better be ready to sleep on the sofa or cuddle up with Crys tonight, because our room is gonna be occupied.”
“What-ever princess, I’m gonna be the one kicking you and Hasslehoff out of our room when I bring home some cock tonight!”
They were drinking and getting ready to go out, women squeezing themselves into clothes that showed off all their assets, a diverse bunch, Michelle and Tanya were wearing short, silky dresses, Susan was in a flower printed dress that showed off her china-like skin, Leslie was wearing tight jeans and a navy blue top that hugged her big tits and on the other end of things Crystal was sporting some daisy dukes, a t-shirt and a pair of knee socks with yellow stripes.
“Not that I need to turn the volume up or anything, let’s get that straight girl.”
“Sure Tans, some big titted blonde girl just got her life saved by the guy who wet’s your unrequited panties, you’re set to go!”
“Whatever Michelle. When I nail him I’m gonna be the one kicking sand in HER face.”
Susan walked up behind Tanya and gave her a hug.
“I got faith in ya girlfriend. Now I’m gonna go have a smoke on the porch, Les, you joining me?”
The blonde grabbed her Corona and sashayed out to the front porch.
Tanya considered herself in the mirror.
“Well, maybe a LITTLE slutty. But if you wanna beat a skank sometimes you gotta step to their level, right Shell?”
“Or you could dress like Crys and just fake a heart attack in front of him. Come on, let’s go babe.”
They made for the front door to scoop up Susan and Leslie and go hit the club.
“Wait, who’s Hasslehoff and why is he staying with us tonight?”
“Oh geez Crystal!”
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“Thanks Lifesaver. You look damn good yourself.”
She rubbed her finger along the lip of her Jack and diet coke, slightly licked her lips and stared up at him, trying to show off her eyes.
“Oh, slutty indeed, but it’s so gonna be worth it when I mount him!”
Tanya had been ecstatic that he was at the second club they had gone to. She didn’t even know if he went out and hit out the nightlife, but she was determined to find him, Tanya knew full well her competition wasn’t going to play the waiting game.
“So, do you have to do that often?”
“Not as often as you think, it’s not like the coast of middle Delaware is like Hawaii or anything.”
She laughed, trying to sound like wind chimes and mostly succeeding to her own ears.
“Oh, I’ve been to Hawaii and I didn’t even think Hawaii was like Hawaii!”
“I agree, where did you go?”
“Maui, I went there when I was 18 a few years ago. I bet you go surfing over there, right?”
“Heh heh, oh hells yeah, I go there like every other year.”
She reached up and grabbed his arm, wrapping it around hers, turning to the bar. “Let’s get some Patron and you can tell me all about it!”
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“Well, I’ll be damned; our little fisherwoman got a bite!”
“That didn’t even take that long at all. Good thing for her, if we went much longer she wouldn’t be able to even talk.”
“Oh please Leslie, you know most of the time, the less you say when you’re trying to get laid, the better.”
“Maybe with the Neanderthals YOU like Michelle, some of us prefer a more intellectual discussion.”
“Like talking about the Eagles Les?” Michelle laughed.
“That’s different, I talk about football on a scholarly level.”
They both cracked up.
“Looks like they may be fighting for that bedroom after all, Susan is totally up on that guy with the tats over there.”
“Shit, why the hell am I standing around here with YOU losers then! It’s time to rage!”
“It’s a marathon, not a sprint Leslie.”
“You take it how you like it, I’ll take it how I like it Shell! Ah, our drinks!”
Crystal slid in with the tray of margaritas.
“Hey guys! Guess what? That girl who kicked sand in Tansy’s face is here. She just walked in.”
“Oh WHAT?” Michelle about choked on her drink.
“SNAP! No way! And Tanya’s still at the bar with him isn’t she?”
Crystal looked around: “Uh huh, I see em, they’re doing shots. What, you guys think she’d be mean about it?”
“You ever stolen a guy from somebody else Crys?”
“Well, sure.”
“Did it ever occur to you the other woman might not want her territory stepped on?”
“Well, no…”
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“Sandy V’s on third he’ll be there all night! Ohmygod! ohmygod! ohmygod!”
Kimberly VanNeuss jumped up and down and clapped her hands, squealing with joy. She, Amy and Shannon had been drinking in the kitchen of her family’s condo since they had woken up from their post-sunbathing nap and gotten showered.
Her friends held up their cups and they all drank.
“Well, what do you think? Do I look bitchin or what? I mean he’ll think I’m hot, right?”
“Uh…Yeah! Kim, he thought you were hot when you were coughing up the Atlantic Ocean, I’m sure he’ll like you in a little mini.”
Kim laughed “I did look hot like that. His lil ole damsel in distress.” And she affected a southern accent.
She went over to the full length mirror in the bedroom and twirled. She was wearing a tight white top that showed off her great breasts and a short blue denim skirt that came halfway up her thighs. Her long light blonde hair fell straight nearly halfway down her back. She batted her eyes and took another drink off her Bud Light.
“Oh yeah, I look GREAT! I am gonna thank that man for saving my life in ways he never even dreamed existed.”
Shannon came up behind her, she was in a pair of short shorts and a half shirt, tall and tanned, her sandy blonde hair fell to her shoulders. “And tomorrow he takes us to Lifeguard parties and we all get a big lifeguard fucking, right?”
“My gain is our gain sweet thang! I bet there’s some blonde beach boy stud just waiting for you!”
“Ok, you girls freshened up? I’m gonna brush my teeth and we’ll get out of here.”
Amy finished up in the bathroom and made sure her shimmering blue dress was on correctly. “You’re up Kimmers, get yourself kissin fresh and let’s get ready to go!”
“Yep, tonight I’m gonna get me some REAL mouth to mouth girls! It’s so funny though, he‘ll never know I went to states for freestyle when I was in high school.”
All three blondes completely cracked up.
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“Where is he? Where is he?”
They stood next to the entryway of Sandy V’s scanning the crowd; three incredibly hot blondes in soft, skimpy outfits.
“I see him, he’s at the bar!” Amy grabbed Kim’s shoulder and pointed her towards the right hand side of the bar on the opposite wall of the club.
“And he’s sitting with…” Shannon filled in.
“Some girl…wait a second…” and Kim started laughing, she had to cover her mouth.
“That’s the same brunette…”
“I know...O…M…G!”
“You totally kicked sand in her face today!”
“Oh, that was such an accident!” Kim coyly replied.
“Yeah, sure, and you can’t float either!”
“Well ladies, apparently I’m gonna have to do it again! Let’s go grab a table and I’ll go get my man from the other Sandy V in this place.”
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Ryan felt his phone go off as he was leaning on the bar talking to the brunette. He had to admit, he was entranced. This chick was the total package: looks to die for, a brain and a personality.
He had almost forgotten he had a date to keep with an equally amazing blonde.
Almost, but Ryan still couldn’t stop remembering how her lips had felt giving her mouth to mouth, how her tongue had wrapped itself around his.
He had saved her. They totally had a bond.
Now, how the hell to check this text without offending…Tanya…mmm…hot Tanya.
“Tanya, hey babe, order us up a round and put it on my tab, I need to use the men’s room.”
“Well, I will if you…promise…to come right back.”
“Oh, oh yeah, I totally will. I have to…you have my beer.”
She laughed, and felt her text message go off as well.
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“Hey u, c u at the bar, meet u?”
“Sure, can’t wait!”
“Who’s the girl?”
“A friend. Come over.”
“Christ, I’m half drunk. I hope I’m playing this right. I REALLY hope I’m playing this right.”
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“A friend, huh?”
Shannon laughed tossing her blonde hair back over her shoulder.
“She looked awful friendly to me.”
“Yeah well, she just looked awful to me.” Kim laughed but there was an edge of nervousness to her laughter.
“Oh please Kim, look at her, she’s no competition.” Amy said, sparing a quick look over at Tanya, who was standing at the bar sipping her drink.
“I know, she’s…like…skanky and fat.”
“I know!”
“Well, you go do what you gotta do Kimber. I’m gonna go find myself a man to have a dance with. Shanny can you hold down the fort here?”
“Oh I can fend for myself; you take that little dress out there and boogie.”
“Have fun Kim, hope his friend doesn’t mind losing her man.”
“Gimmie some sand to kick in her face after I’m done!”
They all laughed.
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Tanya quickly checked her texts.
From Michelle: “Hey, bimbo at three o’clock, move fast or she’ll pretend to choke on an ice cube or something.”
“K thnks. I got this.”
She suddenly had a feeling she didn’t have this though, at least not bagged and tagged. But she shook it off and took another sip of her drink.
She quickly looked over and saw the platinum haired girl the bitch was with suddenly turn away.
“Oh this is some bullshit is what it is. Glad I got my girls here. Come on man, come on, get back from the pisser.”
She saw the one who had kicked sand in her face earlier peel off from the other two, and seconds later, the one in the totally slutty dress who had been eying her up a few seconds ago peel off and make her way towards the dance floor.
Tanya tried to keep her eyes on the woman as she made her way across the floor without being stupid about it. Shifting herself slightly, she was able to keep an eye on the girl as she walked over towards the…
…the fucking bathrooms.
Tanya almost choked on her drink.
She texted to Michelle quicky: “OMG, That bitch just cut me off! Hate her!”
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“Hi handsome! There you are! I looked for you at the bar.”
Ryan hugged Kim quickly. “Oh this is gonna be awkward!”
He was reluctant to bring Kim back over to where Tanya was standing. Truthfully, he really did NOT want to make this choice; at least not right fucking now. But he didn’t think either of them were going to let him off the hook now.
He was pretty well screwed. But that sure didn’t mean he was out of the game.
“You know what, fuck it, let’s have some fun. I’ve always enjoyed lighting off fireworks…”
“You look AWESOME Kim!” and she did, he was completely drawn to her.
“Thanks! So, I was worth saving?”
He laughed. “Was just doing my job Kim, but yes, pulling you out of the water was a lot more fun than a 50 year old woman from Jersey.”
“Well, let me go buy you a drink my big handsome savior! Seriously, I really don’t know how I could…” and she leaned in close…”EVER repay you.”
Ryan felt himself flat out go hard as a rock as her hot breath rang into his ear.
“Yeah…let’s go drink.”
He led her back over to the bar.
“Oh man, you’re either the dumbest guy in history or a fuckin genius…”
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“Hey u, dont b stupid, just beat her at her own slutty game!”
Tanya was kinda fuming as she put her phone back into her small purse. She knew she had to keep her cool though. Shell was right, she couldn’t be dumb about this, and with all due respect to Crys and Leslie, she damn sure could out-sexy any blonde who she ran up against.
She recomposed herself and took another sip on her drink. Then she put a smile she hoped was sincere and pleasing on her face and turned to them as they got back to the bar.
“Here’s your drink Ryan.” And then she turned to the blonde. “Hi, I remember you from this afternoon, glad to see you’re ok. I’m Tanya it’s so nice to meet you.”
The girl forced a smile through her teeth, Tanya hoped the smile she was wearing herself looked more sincere. “Kim, it’s a pleasure. So, you two know each other?”
“We met a couple of days ago” Ryan volunteered.
“Uh huh, I saw him up there on that chair and I couldn’t take my eyes off of him.” And she batted her blue eyes at Ryan, who smiled gratefully.
“Oh, that so cute” Kim’s sarcasm felt like a thousand tiny subtle blades. “Yeah, obviously I just met him today, you know…” and she paused meaningfully, “when somebody is the first thing you see after you’re almost dead, it means so much to you.”
She shoved her way up to the bar into the small open space between Ryan, who gave her space, and Tanya, who didn’t. Tanya could feel the blonde dig an elbow into her ribcage.
“Thanks Ryan!” the girl said and turned to the guy, “So, let me buy you a shot for taking care of me, it’s the LEAST I can do for you.”
“Sure, like I can say no to you!”
“That’s the truth!”
Tanya was NOT about to throw in the towel. She slid herself off the blonde’s elbow and gave up her seat to slide around to the left, standing with her back to the crowd. She stuck out her leg and put her hand on her hip in what she was sure was a sexy move.
“You know, it’s funny, I went out there not too long before you did and there was no undertow whatsoever. I mean I guess I just don’t understand how you got sucked out like that.”
Kim rolled her eyes at Tanya and looked at Ryan with a look of persecution. “Ryan, I’m just not a very good swimmer. Never have been. Even though you think these would float” and she squeezed her boobs between her forearms, “I just sink like a rock. I’m so sorry you had to come get me, I was so embarrass…”
“Don’t worry about it, it’s what I do Kim! And Tanya, do you really think she’d do that?”
“Ryan, I’m not the smartest girl ever.” And she heard Kim give a derisive *snort* “but something smells real fishy to me” and she gave a side look towards Kim “besides the expected fishy smell.”
“Ryan, why is she attacking me like this? I wouldn’t make a humiliating spectacle out of myself as “the girl who can’t swim”, I don’t deserve that.” And she turned every watt in her eyes onto Ryan, Tanya was sure she could see fucking tears in the bitch’s eyes.
“FAKE tears! So fake she is ugh I can’t stand this!”
She sighed. “I played this all so wrong, now I just look like the bad girl. Fuckin alcohol, why’d I do those shots. Please, let me pull this together!”
“Now Tanya, I mean that’s pretty rough. You sayin all that.”
“She’s just jealous Ryan. She can’t stand you giving me attention.”
Tanya felt herself sinking.
“Well, stupid self, time to go all in.”
“No, Ryan, that’s not true. In fact she couldn’t stand you giving ME attention, she’s been watching me talk to you and she couldn’t stand it, so she faked drowning to get you away from me!”
“Whaaa…? Really?”
“Yes, really, and I think she’s a faker and a lair, and I don’t think she’s right for you, but I’m not fake and I really like you!”
Then Tanya got beer sprayed in her face and she felt the bitch start to go for her hair.
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Kim had about had enough of this shit.
So, the bitch had to go there and start shit with her straight off the bat!
The nerve! The jealousy! She knew she was outclassed and was gonna lose the guy so she had to resort to bullshit like THAT?
Thankfully, the stud was buying her big doe eyes and quivering lip.
They always did.
He was totally on her side; he thought the brunette skank was just being a TOTAL bitch, even though she was completely right.
But when she had come right out and said that…Kim had seen something subtly shift in Ryan’s eyes, like he could even consider it.
She couldn’t have that. She had gone through all this to get her man, she wasn’t going to stop now because this little cxnt had sat on her ass all week with her schoolgirl crush and done nothing.
So now she had to shift gears to a more proactive affirmation of her righteous indignation.
In other words, it was time to smack a bitch and hope for the best.
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Ryan had been hoping for the best, but this wasn’t what he had in mind.
He was willing to roll with it though.
As far as he was concerned, let the girls make the decision for him.
In fact a little idea was starting to form in his head.
He thought the brunette was frankly still a little out of line accusing the blonde of faking it all, he had pulled enough girls out of the surf to know the fucking difference.
She wasn’t faking it, he didn’t think so.
But maybe she was right.
“You know, fuck it, might makes right, force it out of her Tanya.” And he laughed inside.
He was easily able to keep the two girls more or less apart, in fact, he was strong enough to not only keep them apart, but to manipulate them into landing one good shot each just to piss the other off more: letting Kim slip her second jab through to Tanya’s face, and letting the brunette score with a big looping shot to the side of Kim's head.
Both thought they had gotten the better.
The Asian chick and the tall darker haired blonde who Ryan recognized as Tanya’s friends arrived about the same time as the blonde in the jean shorts who had been with Kim. Two bouncers also arrived.
Ryan knew the guys, of course.
“Dude, ok, the girls gotta go. Both of them. You understand.”
“Yeah, yeah, I got this. Lemmie get them outside I can do it, I’ll be back to pay my tab.”
“I got your ID too brother, you definitely should come back. But do what you gotta do!” Robbie laughed from behind the bar.
He managed to get between the two girls, who were still trying to get at each other, but were held by the burly bouncers. They were screaming curses at each other and calling each other vile names, naturally.
“YOU FUCKING FAT PIG, LEMMIE AT HER I’LL KILL YOU BITCH!”
“YOU LYING SACK OF BLONDE SHIT, I’M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!”
He got between them all and said “LADIES!”
They both calmed a little, then Kim went for Tanya again. He rolled his eyes and got them apart. “OK, WE’RE THROWN OUT, LETS GET OUTSIDE AND WE’LL DEAL WITH IT.”
They stopped struggling and both seemed to nod.
“Make sure they have their shit” he made sure to say to both groups of friends. He was in control now, and Ryan knew exactly what he wanted to do.
He helped the two bouncers get the girls out front. The white dude, Marty, Ryan remembered, took Tanya to the right, the black guy, Donyelle, who Ryan just called “Dawg” took Kim to the left.
They were back to screaming at each other again.
“BITCHSLUTcxntILLLKILLYOUFUCKYOUBITCH”
The other girls were telling them “CALM DOWN, STOP IT” and they tried to get in the middle.
Ryan knew these two were only gonna listen to him right now though.
“GIRLS! STOP IT!”
They both calmed down again.
“Ok, come over here with me, both of you, I want to talk. No funny stuff!”
He turned and walked a little way down the street where nobody was.
He knew they’d follow him.
He stopped when he was sure he had space and turned around, the blonde was the first one to him and he stepped in between where she stood and where the brunette was coming up.
They were all but growling like wild cats.
“Lying bimbo man stealer.” The brunette said low.
“Ugly loser wannabe can’t get laid!” The blonde came back.
“Ladies!” He hissed. “Ok, fucking zip it, ok, next one of you talks, I’m going home with the other!”
They both shut up. Still staring ice daggers.
“Look, I really, and I mean really do like you both, and for different reasons, and I don’t know which one of you pick, I really don’t.”
Tanya stared at him doubtfully, and then bared her teeth at Kim, who responded with a flinch like she was going to punch the girl.
“But here’s what’s up, I’m going home alone tonight and sleep in my big bed by myself. Tomorrow is my day off. I am going to wake up and go down to the beach at mile marker 31 on Cricksaw Dune Seashore. It’s really secluded there, I like the privacy. I plan on getting there about noon. If you both want to come down there and settle this, just the three of us, period, I’ll make sure nobody gets hurt and the winner gets the date of a lifetime.”
Tanya had visibly relaxed and was starting to coolly regard the blonde.
“If only one of you show up, you still get the date of a lifetime. I promise you. And if neither of you show up, well, I’ll just do some surfing and go home.”
The other girls had made it to the three of them by now.
“So whattaya say.”
Nobody said a word for a second.
Then the brunette said: “You got it. I’ll see you at noon, and if you show up, you bimbo, I’m going to beat the truth out of you!”
The blonde looked like the only thing on her mind was ripping the throat of her enemy with her teeth.
“Fuckin little bitch, fuck you! I’ll kick your ass! You want to fight for him, you got it!”
“Ok, everybody, lets break it up then, go our separate ways. Seriously. I’m going to go pay my tab and get out of here. See you tomorrow. “
He turned and walked away.
Inside he was grinning ear to ear.
“Oh my GOD that couldn’t have gone ANY better!!”
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“Are you fucking CRAZY? Amy was incredulous.
“NO! …YEAH!...MAYBE!”
They had gotten Kim to go the opposite way from the brunette girl, but the two had traded trash talk all the way until the cabs got there from across the front of the bar while the bouncers laughed at them. Amy and Shannon had been able to wrestle her into the cab and they told the driver to get out of there. Neither of the other two blonde's wanted anything to do with confrontation, which was probably a good thing since they were outnumbered. They just wanted to get laid.
“You need to CALM THE FUCK DOWN KIM!”
“FUCK THAT SLUT, I’M GONNA KICK HER ASS!”
"Seriously Kim, you need to chill!”
The blonde girl was huffing and puffing, hissing air in and out through her teeth.
“Now really, it’s just us so quit yelling. We’re on your side, right Amy?”
“Of course Kim, of course!”
“But seriously girl, are you REALLY going to go fight this bitch tomorrow over that guy?”
“NO!…YEAH!…MAYBE…!”
But in her heart, Kim knew she had no choice. She wanted to fuck that guy, and she wanted to teach that brunette bitch a lesson in manners. And Kim VanNeuss never backed down to anybody.
“Well, I still want to go out.” Amy whined. “I didn’t get to have any fun, and this is my favorite dress! I can’t wear it again this week now.”
“YOU didn’t get to have any fun? I got punched in the head by an ugly cow!”
“Ok, let’s go regroup, back to the condo for a minute. We need to freshen up. Kim do you still want to go out after this, or are you going to go work the heavy bag while Eye of the Tiger plays?”
“NO!...YEAH! …MAYBE! Fuckin bitch, I’m gonna rip her tits off…”
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“Are you fucking CRAZY?”
“No Susan, I’m just really fucking pissed.”
“I mean what the hell were you THINKING!”
“I was thinking I wanted my man dammit”!
“Tanya, if he was your man HE WOULDN’T EVEN BE TALKING TO BIMBOS”!
“He’s been bewitched. I tell you, by a blonde haired blue eyed devil.”
“Hey now.”
“Oh Leslie, you’re no devil. Just that lying little whore.”
“So you’re going to go down and fight that girl over this guy?”
“Yep, that’s exactly what the fuck I’m going to do Michelle.”
“You ARE fucking crazy! I mean Tans, you can find a great guy who isn’t going to make you fight for him like some trashy whore?”
“Well, maybe I WANT to fight for him, have you considered that? I want make that lying bitch eat sand.”
“OMG, do I even know you? You’ve been replaced by psycho slut girl.”
“Shit, are we home yet, I need a goddamn cigarette. Thanks for ruining MY chance of getting fucked tonight Tans.”
“I’ll make it up to you Leslie, I’ll get you some lifeguard cock Friday if you want.”
“Damn it, I still wanna go back out, it’s not like we have an unlimited amount of time here.”
“Oh shit.”
“What?”
“Didn’t anybody get Crystal?”
“No.”
“Shit.”
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“So you’re still going through with this?”
“Of course I am Shannon. You think that cow is going to get one over on me? “
“You’re silly. And too proud. You should just fess up to this guy and be like “so what, I’m SO much cuter than she is, and that was a great way to make you notice! You want me, you know it, let’s fuck!”
“Maybe…shit. Too late now, I guess. Only way I can make sure I get who and what I want is to fight for it.”
“Maybe that ugly slut won’t even show up.”
“That would be the best, wouldn’t it? I could just have sex on the beach all day with my hot guy.”
“Well, I hope for you that works out! Come here boo.” And Shannon gave her friend a big hug. “I don’t care if you acted to get his attention or not, if he’s smart he’ll take one look at you in that bikini and drop that other girl like a bad habit. You look SO hot right now!”
“I do, don’t I?” Kim regarded herself in the mirror. The barely there shimmery red bikini she was wearing probably would have gotten her kicked off the beach here at
Swan, they didn’t like too much ass showing. She looked amazing and she knew it, her tits, stomach, legs, ass...her whole tanned and fit body was showed off to the best degree.
“Well, it’s time to go. Love you Shan, tell Amy I said “Hi”, I guess she got fucked too hard last night to wake up yet.”
Kim put on her little silky workout shorts and a half t-shirt.
“Yeah, OMG they were SO loud. And that ape just tore her dress right down the middle to get at her, he was SUCH an asshole. She is gonna be SO pissed when she wakes up and remembers that today.”
Kim laughed, “See, there are dumber things than fighting for some stud Shannon, at least at the worst the only thing this guy could do is ruin a bikini.”
She hugged Shannon, turned and walked out the door.
As she heard Kim’s Jeep fire up Shannon sipped her Bloody Mary and muttered “I think both you and Amy are a little dumb, but that’s just me. Can’t you just find nice guys for Christ’s sake?”
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“Oooooh, Hung…Over…”
Tayna was amazed nobody had woken up yet, but with the air conditioning on, it was comfy in the house, and they had ALL gotten fucked up last night.
She had gotten up and showered without disturbing Susan, who slept like a rock anyway. The water slapping off her tanned skin took a lot of the edge from the night before away, but she still didn’t feel tip top.
She made sure her hair looked hot, that her blonde highlights showed and her light brown locks fell over her shoulders in a fetching way, she had decided regardless of what happened out there, she was going to look as good as she possibly could for her man. She ran her hands down over her body, feeling her tits in her little blue top, making sure her stomach was flat and hard, there was no stubble showing on her little bottoms, Tanya really liked having a little bush down there but the required effort when it came to bikini maintenance was insane.
She had to admit though, she looked sexy as hell.
“I shouldn’t have to fight for this guy, but that lying bimbo, she asked for this.” Tanya sighed and put her wrap around her shoulders. She stepped into the bedroom and put on her little jean shorts.
Making sure Susan was still sleeping, she slipped out the door. She wanted to be there early.
Stopping to get a bottle of water out of the fridge, she was surprised by Crystal opening the door to her bedroom.
“Oh god, I feel like shit!”
‘Me too, and I gotta go get in a fight I think.”
“Oh, hi Tans. Wow, you look HOT. What idiot would make you fight for them?”
“It’s that stupid lying sand kicking witch who won’t back down Crys.”
“Oh, yeah, right. I think Michelle and Leslie are gonna be pissed at me. I’m sure I kept them up last night.”
“Well, at least somebody got laid.”
“They’re so dumb. I keep telling them, guys love the short shorts and socks. It’s like catching fish in a bucket.”
“He’s not here is he?”
“I kicked him out around dawn. Hee hee.”
The blonde got a bottle of water from the fridge.
“I think I need to go lay down some more. Go kick some ass hotness, OK?”
“Thanks Crys. Hope you feel better and your vag got a good workout.”
“Oh he was amazing, but he was SO dumb, like, dumber than a barrel of pillows.”
“I think you’re mixing your metaphors sweetness.”
“I don’t even know what liquor is in a metaphor, much less how to make one Tans.”
“It’s ok Crys, go lie down some.”
