Setting: Labor Day weekend, 2024, Southern Wisconsin cookout
Dramatist personae
Michelle, a 52 year old blonde MILF, mother to 20 year old Kayla
Corinna, single brunette, Michelle's 42 year old friend
Denise, a 51 year old blonde MILF, mother to 22 year old Meghan
M: Oh!!!!! Corinne!!!! Corinne!!!!!
C: Oh, hey girl!! Michelle, my belle!!!! (Corinne and Michelle hug, then kiss on the mouth) How are ya, girl???
M: Good .... or, well, apprehensive.....
C: Apprehensive?!?
![Huh? ???](https://www.freecatfights.com/forums/Smileys/classic/huh.gif)
I know we all mourn the end of summer in Wisconsin. But why apprehensive?
M: Well, it's just .... I need a wingman for this cookout. And husband's not being allowed.
C: <Smirks> A wingman?.....<Nudges Michelle with her elbow.> But sweetie, there's no husband's here to hit on.
M: <blushes> Not that kind of wingman, naughty bitch. I'm trying to avoid someone.
C: Ah ..... I see. And who might that be?
M: That slut Denise. She's here looking for me.
C: Ooooo,..... what the drama between you and her? Money? Sex? Internet gossip?
M: None of the above, smart ass. My daughter beat up hers a week ago?
C: Wow! Kayla was in a catfight?
To be continued....