[Vassago]

LESLEY-ANN DOWN (Age: 25; 5'5" / 31st 0-5) vs DEBBIE HARRY (Age: 34; 5'3" / 20th 2-3)
Both these women have abused each other verbally long before the fight started and threaten to completely destroy their rival. Lesley is still looking for her fist victory but Debbie claims she'll have to wait a little longer. Lesley is certain the blonde singer is nothing more then a useless skank and will be the victim of her maiden victory in the competition.


YUTTE STENSGAARD (Age: 33; 5'6" / 26th 1-4) vs ORNELLA MUTI (Age: 24; 5'6.5" / 8th 5-0)
After a shocking win over Linda Harrison, Yutte Stensgaard faces off with one of the biggest self-claimed bitches around, Ornella Muti. The Italian vows to rip all the blonde hair out of Yutte's head and leave her in a complete disarray. But Yutte has seen how much Suzy Kendall troubled the Italian and moreover after defeating Linda Harrison, she thinks she's up to the task against everyone out there.


SUSAN ANTON (Age: 29; 5'11" / 15th 2-3) vs MORGAN FAIRCHILD (Age: 29; 5'4" / 2nd 5-0)
Susan Anton is so upset after her loss to Marta Kristen she'd rip Morgan Fairchild apart in no time if she could. Problem is, Morgan has already claimed she'll punch Susan's guts out to keep her perfect record in tact.


CHERYL LADD (Age: 28; 5'4" / 3rd 5-0) vs DONNA MILLS (Age: 39; 5'4" / 28th 0-5)
Cheryl Ladd claims ultimate superiority over that "old, stupid bitch" that Donna Mills is supposed to be and threatens to leave her with so little her left it would exceed all the levels of embarrasement. However Donna thinks Cheryl's Angels background enables her to intimidate her opponents without any valid reason and will knock out that overrated airhead blonde herself.


CHRIS NOEL (Age: 38; 5'5" / 12th 4-1) vs SONDRA LOCKE (Age: 32; 5'4" / 24th 1-4)
Chris Noel has shrugged off the soft blonde image with no less then four wins already, a position that Sondra Locke had hoped to achieve before teh competition. Will Chris' great run of success continue or will Sondra take her second victory of the tournament?


MARGOT KIDDER (Age: 31; 5'6.5" /25th 1-4) vs LYNDA CARTER (Age: 28; 5'9.5" / 9th 4-1)
All-brunette clash up next with Lynda Carter trying to make amends for the painful loss to Carol Lynley. Lynda might take out all her anger on Margot Kidder and that only spells trouble for the Superman's favourite female. Lynda claims Superman had hit it off with Wonder Woman much better in the Justice League and Margot shoud get ready for a really rough treatment already.


CAROL LYNLEY (Age: 37; 5'6" /10th 4-1) vs BARBI BENTON (Age: 29; 5'3" / 30th 0-5)
Classic blonde/brunette in prospect but after Carol Lynley beat Lynda Carter up, she's confident she can pummel all the brunettes around. Barbi's record is nothing to write home about and it might only get worse against the sultry blonde.


BO DEREK (Age: 23; 5'3" / 7th 5-0) vs LINDA HARRISON (Age: 34; 5'6" / 11th 4-1)
Linda Harrison is more then ready to get back onto winning ways despite Bo Derek's unbeaten record. Linda thinks Bo might be young but way overrated and will get knocked out easily. Bo laughs off those comments and tells Linda to shut up because she couldn't beat Yutte Stensgaard of all people which is a mark of disgrace in this competition. Will Linda shove Bo's words back down her mouth or will the blonde prove her superiority and smash the brunette up instead?

[djcrash]

Best fight in this round has Morgan beating the hell out of Susan.

[byline]

Many of my picks are in contrast to some large votes cast the other way. I can only state my opinion on the fighters.

Lesley-Ann Down throttles Debbie Harry. Lesley has proven to be a less than stellar catfighter. She switches tactics and immediately wraps her hands around Debbie’s throat. She presses her thumbs against Debbie’s adam’s apple and nearly ends the Debbie’s singing careen before it really gets started. Afterwards Debbie croaked in a raspy voice “I didn’t expect that and she gripped me so hard there was not way I could break it quickly enough to not pass out or get my throat crushed. I had to give up.”

Yutte Stensgaard pulls an upset off over Ornella Muti Given their records this has to be considered an upset. But Yutte somehow beat Linda Harrison who I think is a lot tougher and a lot better fighter than Ornella. So unless that victory was a fluke I think Yutte with have Ornella running form her as Yutte yanks her back by her long, gorgeous reddish hair.

Susan Anton overpowers Morgan Fairchild. So far most of my picks this set seem to be upsets or at least going against the voters. So be it. Susan uses her much longer reach to stop Morgan in her tracks and punch her on her bony ass before she can get in close. Susan then grabs Morgan’s ankles and starts swinging her horizontally, letting go to send Morgan flying through the air with a hard crash landing. A hard kick to the head sends Morgan out as she tries to get to her hands and knees.

Cheryl Ladd teaches Donna Mills she is not overrated. I suppose I should have predicted another upset here but I didn’t. Donna charges at Cheryl believing Cheryl’s “Charlie’s Angels” intimates others but is a myth. This plays right into Cheryl’s hands and allows her to give her a hip toss that bounces Donna on her ass. Cheryl made one mistake and let go of Donna’s arms. She should have kept it to finish off the move with an armbar as judo experts teach. Still, Cheryl is so fast she grabs the sitting Donna by the hair and yanks her flat on her back. She leaps on Donna’s stomach knocking the wind out of her. Then slaps her back and forth across the face between hair tugs to having a crying Donna pleading with her to stop.

Chris Noel drags Sondra Locke into the water when she dunks her until Sondra gives up. Sondra has been taking mean lessons and fighting lessons from Clint Eastwood. Chris Noel is unimpressed. “She is just too weak a slut to beat me” claims Chris. A hairpulling fight takes place on the beach with Chris being the one to get Sondra off her feet in what Sondra later claimed was a lucky trip. Chris drags a flailing Sondra into the surf where she sits on her back dunking her face under the water until Sondra sputters her submission.

Lynda Carter takes out her anger on Margot Kidder. “What kind of tournament is it where Wonder Woman loses to a blonde bitch? No way is she going to lose another fight.!” Lynda is extremely upset over her loss to Carol Lynley/ She physically overmatches Margot Kidder. Lynda shows her superior strength by lifting the shorter Margot in a bearhug and then squeezing her until Margot’s arms and body go limp. Then drops her to the floor like a sag of potatoes to place her foot on her in a victory pose. “Didn’t even need by magic lasso for this weak bitch: jokes Lynda.

Carol Lynley humiliates Barbi Benton. Carol quickly shows Barbi that she is not one to trifle with. She strips Barbi of her clothes. Then she gets around her and marches Barbi around the room with a combination tit hold – pussy hold.


Linda Harrison destroys the myth that is Bo Derek. Linda Harrison can’t believe she lost to Yutte. She got careless and won’t make that again. Bo Derek comes in with a reputation ass being a great catfighter. Bo’s words further anger Linda who resolves then and there to tear the impudent blonde whore apart. Bo’s braded pigtails provide the perfect handles for Linda to toss her around like a rag doll. Linda shows the other women that Bo isn’t as tough as her reputation.

[Glamour Fights]

Lesley-Ann Down vs Debbie Harry: These two have abused each other verbally already. Debbie is more intent on making Lesley-Ann eat her words than the other way around. Quite frankly, Debbie just has more of a temper and a mean streak than Lesley-Ann does. She drags Lesley-Ann around by her very, thick dark hair.

Yutte Stensgaard vsOrnella Muti: After beating Linda Harrison I should give more respect to Yutte's fighting abilities. And Ornella is so stunningly beautiful and sexy that I should fantasize about Yutte torturing her. But I am more impressed by Ornella and think she won't have much trouble to tossing Yutte around.

Susan Anton vs Morgan Fairchild: It is a stretch to pick little and skinny Morgan Fairchild over much taller but Susan Anton. But I did along with others. I believe Morgan can get Susan off her feet and once she does that the height difference works to Susan's disadvantage. Morgan is one of the toughest catfighters around and will get the better of Susan if she can force a catfight on the floor.

Cheryl Ladd vs Donna Mills: Donna Mills can be a real bitch and Cheryl Ladd is sweet at her meanest. This would seem to favor Donna in a catfight. But Cheryl knows how to defend herself against bitches and return fire with fire. She is just more agile and has more skills in a fight than Donna does. I see Cheryl getting Donna supine and then applying a chin lock on her to force a submission.

Chris Noel vs Sondra Locke: This may be my toughest pick for this set in this round. Other than their records there seems to be little to distinguish between them as to which is the better fighter. I went against the records and choose Sondra maybe because she will receive guidance and instructions from Clint Eastwood. Chris will have to fight Sondra and Clint as Clint won't interfere physically but will be shouting out instructions to Sondra during the fight. An extra pair of eyes will turn the battle in Sondra's favor.

Margot Kidder vs Lynda Carter: "Wonder Woman" will not be humiliated by losing if Lynda Carter has anything to say about it. And she has a lot to say here as she is just physically and mentally dominant over Margot Kidder. Margot is known for her comedy but this will be no laughing matter as she will be in continual pain.

Carol Lynley vs Barbi Benton: Carol continues to show how strong and nasty she is. She lost one fight to a powerhouse and upset Lynda Carter. Barbi will be putty in her hands and Carol will cruelly torture her to prove how mean and tough she is.

Bo Derek vs Linda Harrison: OK, so Vasago will be upset with me for picking Bo over Linda. Linda certainly physically overwhelms Bo and I also find Linda one of the sexiest women in the tournament. But I have to pick the one I think will come out on top in a real toe and nail catfight. Bo is quick and has strong thighs from all her horseback riding. Linda will not expect that and will allow herself to get trapped between Bo's thighs thinking she can force them apart whenever she wants. She won't and Bo will crush her into submission.

[Vassago]

OK, so Vasago will be upset with me for picking Bo over Linda.

Why would I be upset with your pick?  Every commentator thinks Bo will be the next undefeated to lose her perfect record and Linda is surely trying hard to make this happen 

[Glamour Fights]

OK, so Vasago will be upset with me for picking Bo over Linda.

Why would I be upset with your pick?  Every commentator thinks Bo will be the next undefeated to lose her perfect record and Linda is surely trying hard to make this happen 

Just teasing you a little     

[Vassago]

Many thanks for all the comments and Glamour Fights' teaser seemed to justify itself with the final score 

Lesley-Ann Down (27) vs Debbie Harry (47)
A lot of pre-show bitching and abuse promised a very close fight but Debbie Harry obviously had other ideas as she plain wrecked Lesley-Ann Down into her sixth straight loss which tumbled her down to the bottom of the standings even behind the soft Julie Ege. Byline and Glamour Fights predicted a massive hairpulling scenario once Debbie gets Lesley where she wants her and this would probably be the case as the blonde singer is not the one to show any mercy to a fallen rival and Lesley most certainly got beaten up badly here.

Yutte Stensgaard (26) vs Ornella Muti (48)
However Debbie Harry just missed out on the biggest beatdown of the round thanks to Ornella Muti's rag doll treatment of Yutte Stensgaard. The blonde's shocking win over Linda Harrison didn't convince most of the experts to predict a follow up and Ornella was the last one to get distracted by that in first place. As a result she tore up the Danish blonde and made her feel the ultimate pain only a true vicious fighter like Ornella can apply.

Susan Anton (38) vs Morgan Fairchild (36)
This proved to be the stand out fight of the entire round as Morgan's unbeaten run came to an end as Attaguy and byline boldly predicted. Susan always had the physical measure of anyone around and only her tentative approach let her down in most of the fights. But against Morgan Fairchild she came out with all guns blazing an simply surprised and overpowered the unbeaten fellow blonde. Morgan didn't even have a chance to use her speed against the lanky Susan but managed to get her off the feet and knocked down on the floor. She never had the core strenght to pin Susan though and fell victim to a brutal face pounding that made her quit for the first time in the competition.

Cheryl Ladd (46) vs Donna MIlls (26)
Both women matched each other in size but Cheryl proved her record is here to stay as she creamed Donna all over the floor leaving her torn apart to pieces. Cheryl had been able to practice some wrestling techniques as Donna couldn't cause any harm to the Charlie's Angel and became an easy victim which all the experts had on the cards.

Chris Noel (45) vs Sondra Locke (25)
Another one-sided beatdown featured Chris Noel's walk through over Sondra Locke. Clint Eastwood's tips still seem to fall on deaf ears so far. Byline had this one going on the beach with Sondra dragged underwater by Chris and barely escaping a drowning which looks like a great pick. Either Sondra needs to get Clint to her next fight to cheer her on in person or get hold of some extra weapons as right now she's causing no trouble with pure catfighting skills to the other women in the tournament.

Margot Kidder (28) vs Lynda Carter (46)
Lynda's painful loss to Carol Lynley is a dead rubber by now as Margot Kidder got sent home gift-wrapped with her limbs after a speedo slugfest where Lynda had full control and little sympathy for the fellow brunette. She didn't even need to turn the Wonder Woman powers to score a very easy victory.

Carol Lynley (39) vs Barbi Benton (31)
Barbi charged up to Carol without much hesitation and scratched the blonde's face alright but only then Carol became really upset and once she ripped the brnette's bikini off and pulled her hair out it was enough to secure her fifth win of the competition.

Bo Derek (36) vs Linda Harrison (34)
Contrary to most of the experts' opinions, Bo Derek's myth is still very much up and alive despite Linda Harrison's best efforts to cut it short. This proved to be the closest fight of the round matching Suzy Kendall and Anni-Frid Lyngstad but because of the much better records of the two fighters, got more attention (Susan Anton might think otherwise though). Linda's passion and strenght was never in question but Bo's youth and athleticism were also in demand and in the end Linda just couldn't avoid Bo wrapping her legs around her neck and after a long and gruelling fight she finally broke down and tapped out in defeat.