BIKINI BANDITS WRESTLING ADVENTURES - PART 1
Hello pro wrestling fans, more of fans of ladies wrestling and most particularly, fans that LOVE Female Wrestling Beauty vs Beast SQUASH MATCHES, we are models, Julianna and Candice
, we do mostly bikini and lingerie photo shoots as well as doing fitness pageants and work as trade show models.
We met at a trade show working for the same company and were paired up and it was that weekend that us two hit it off as BFF"s, we had so much in common, we loved doing all the same things, our favorite hobbies were the same and our favorite food was the same, everything was the same.
Another thing was sports, we both loved the same sports and were huge pro wrestling fans, and of course, we both LOVED Roman Reigns, and lastly, as part of out workout at our local gyms, as it turns out, we both as part of our workout routine, trained with a pro wrestling trainer and pro wrestling trainees, never expecting that getting into a wrestling ring would ever be more than that.
About a month ago though, a backyard promoter in a pinch saw us doing some training and made us an offer to appear in his weekends show, he told us that he needed some "Eye Candy Jobbers" we knew fully well that was, but we needed some convincing to go out and be what he wanted us to be, of course a nice money offer did it and we made our unexpected debut as a team that weekend, calling ourselves , The Bikini Bandits, as we wore these matching white bikini tops you see us in in our promo picture, and also we wore matching same colored as the bikini top, short short shorts with plain white sneakers for our match.
The crowd loved us and so did the heels, a couple of Butch looking ladies in mechanic overalls called the Backyard Bullies who spent the entire match beating us up as the crowd went nuts seeing the Bikini Bandits get SQUASHED and after the Bullies simultaneously gave us Brain Busters, they planted a knee across our chests and the fans all screamed along with the refs count , ONE-TWO-THREE, it sounded like they won the dang lottery, but the Bullies were the winners and the Bikini Bandits were their Jobber Victims.
If there was any consolation, security guys carried us to the back after our defeat, they were cute, and their strong arms had us not minding the away from the ring transport.
Back in our make-shift dressing room, we looked at each other to see how we thought about the match and again, we were in complete agreement, we had no clue why, but WE LOVED playing the totally hapless Jobbers in the match and we wanted more.
So, we made a montage of the match, a mix of each of us selling our destruction and cuts of both of us suffering together and lastly, we put together numerous angles of us getting pinned and then put it all together in a package and sent it to as many promoters we could get names of and left a card in the package calling ourselves "THE BIKINI BANDITS - THE KAYBE JOBBERS " of course there was also a description on the card letting all know if they needed eye candy jobbers, we were the ones to call , we have no interest in winning, just jobbing to your wrestlers so give us a call.
MATCH 1 - THE BIKINI BANDITS VS THE BIKER CHICKS
It was a Saturday night at a local county fair where on this night of the 3 day weekend fair, they were having a wrestling show and just after their intermission, the announcer, ready to get the 2nd half of the show underway like so many others asked the fans if "If they wanted to see some LADIES in action" and after yesses, oh Yeah's and wolf whistles, he introduced the 1st team after letting the fans known that the following match would be a Ladies Tag Match with a 15 minute time limit and introduced 1st, The Biker Chicks.
Coming out to "Born to be Wild" were two tatted Biker Ladies, announced as Harley and Charlie and it was apparent that they were going to be the bad girls, helping to let all know they were the bad girls outside their actions towards the fans was the fact that all the other matches up to this one saw the heels come out first and up to now, all the other matches eventually saw the good guys with 5 of 6 matches with 6 matches to go.
With the Bikers in the ring "their opponents, weighing in at a combined 228 lbs. and hailing from Los Angeles, California, they are Julianna and Candice, The Bikini Bandits.
With the Beach Boys song "California Girls" playing, out came Julianna and Candice in their matching bikinis and bright white plain sneakers with big smiles, clearly playing up quickly the good girl roles, further endearing themselves to the fans as they greeted them with high fives heading to the ring as they easily won the crowd.
Once they approached the ring, Julianna and Candice got up onto the ring apron and stood back first against the ring ropes as they smiled and waved to the crowd.
As the Bikini Bandits continued to stand on the apron and get the crowd ready to go, Harley and Charlie were already ready and did not feel like waiting for the Bandits to finish with the crowd.
The smiles of the good girls quickly disappeared as they felt themselves being bent backwards against the ropes and with the breasts of the Bandits being the closest and easiest of targets, almost in unison, Harley rained downward forearms over & over into Julianna's chest while Charlie did the same to Candice as the ref first called for the bell to start it before doing what he could to try to get the Bikers away from the Bandits to get the action into the ring.
It had to be 12 huge forearm shots to the chests of both Bandits before the Bikers stopped the forearms, but followed by dragging both blondes backwards so they were entering the ring backwards, continuing until both Julianna & Candice were mostly in, only their ankles on the top rope kept them being in, not to mention they were both suspended in air, held up by their hair and ankles until the Bikers gave each other a look and with one last pull, dragged both babes forward until their ankles left the top rope and with them free, the Bikers let go and both Bandits fell to the mat onto their backs with a thud, taking the air out of them.
As both Julianna and Candice lay on their backs looking already helpless, Harley and Charlie began to stomp away at the Bandit's breasts, Harley still on Julianna and Charlie still on Candice, getting in 10 stomps each before the beauties finally got their arms up enough to cover their breasts.
Harley and Charlie switched beauties, and with the babes covering up high, Harley and Charlie instead grabbed the legs of the Bandits, spread them, and began to stomp away into their womanhood's, again getting in 10 stomps before Julianna and Candice moved an arm to cover both high and low.
Harley and Charlie took a moment to taunt the booing crowd while high fiving and quickly discussed the new phase of their plan.
With the ref letting the two on two happen (hush-hush, Julianna and Candice's approval prematch) Harley yanked up Candice by her pink hair and Charlie yanked up Julianna by her blonde locks, the Bikers walked the Bandits to the ropes and began to choke them as they had their throats draped on the top rope as Julianna's and Candice's arms and legs lightly flailed for escape until the ref finally gave the bad girls the 5 count to break the chokes, they did of course at 4 3/4, only to switch Bandits, move their throats down to the middle rope, and now, using their knees, went right back to choking the Bandits who again only lightly and weakly tried to escape their peril, it was the ref making a 5 count again, broken at 4 3/4 as always that stopped the choke session as Julianna and Candice just slouched where they were, coughing for air as the Bikers one more time taunted the booing crowd, wanting a good girl victory.
Harley returned to Julianna and Charlie back to Candice where they stood the beauties up, backed them up against the ropes where they were just choked and Irish-Whipped the babes at the same time off the opposing ropes where they arrived back at the Bikers at the same time who flattened the Bandits with simultaneous Clotheslines and followed with choking again, via knees on the throats as both Julianna and Candice flailed weakly and helplessly for escape.
The ref of course gave the 5 count eventually for the heels to break, and of course, 4 3/4 was the magic time to stop as so not to get DQ'd for going too far.
Harley and Charlie next brought up only Julianna and had her in a standing position as each had an arm of Julianna's fully extended as the next phase of their attack saw them one by one blast a kick into the chest of Julianna, Julianna went rubber legged and down onto her knees after what was the 10 total chest kick and with the Bikers still having an extended hold on Julianna's arms each Biker gave Julianna 7 kicks to her breasts and then they let Julianna slouch way over where they both gave her a kick in the ass and Julianna fell front first stretched out on the mat.
The Bikers moved to Candice, Candice like her partner was stood up and had her arms extended by the bad girls, and after being bent down enough, Candice pleaded "No, No" as the Bikers replied "Yes, Yes" as they also began to kick Candice into her chest, Candice though dropped to her knees after the 4th completed kick to chest cycle by the bikers, but to make up for 1 less kick while standing, the Bikers were able to give Candice 2 extra chest kicks while she was on her knees, 1 to make up for a standing one the heels could not deliver and one more just because and like with Julianna, the Bikers gave Candice a kick to her ass to send her face down on the mat.
The Bikers returned to Julianna and placed her into a Camel Clutch/Boston Crab combo and bent her in a way so it looked like they were riding her like a motorcycle, even adding in their own motorcycle sounds as they walked around with her while still able to add the pressure and after torturing Julianna in the combo ride for about 30 seconds, Hey positioned themselves so they could both drop and pull down on Julianna at the same time, so she crashed and burned on the mat totally winded and the Bikers moved to Candice and to nobody's surprise, Julianna received the same combo hold her partner got while also looking like the Bikers were using her as one and finished it off with the same mat drop move.
With the Bandits both laying pretty much out, despite the fans trying to rally the good girls, not knowing that Julianna and Candice were getting what they wanted , the Bikers let the crowd know that it was time to take their easy win over these two Bikini Jobber girls and like it started, Charlie brought up Candice and Harley brought up Julianna into suplex positions, eventually balancing both babes on their shoulders and once in place , both Bikers yelled out "Time for some ROAD RAGE" and with that, both Bikers spun around in circles for a few seconds before finally coming down with DDT looking drops that left both babes out.
With Harley planting a knee on Julianna's chest and Charlie doing the same to Candice, the ref moved in and clearly saw that both shoulders of the Bandits were easily on the mat, so he began the pin count, ONE-TWO-THREE and was all she wrote for this one, The Bandits were easily defeated and lay lightly stirring as the Bikers had their arms raised in victory as at least for the Bandits, they got their favorite consolation prize, Security carrying them to the back.
