May 19th, 2029
SAMANTHA ROLLINSON VS ALEXA CHUNGTHE TWO PRETTY MODELS IN SEXY FIGHT AT CHARITY EVENT
By Nancy Fanciful, correspondent for CelebToday, your favourite classy catfight magazine for all things bitchyModels
Samantha Rollinson and
Alexa Chung are scheduled to be seen in a sizzling competition in an arena this weekend.
Hosted by special agent Clark Kent, the federation
That Is A Woman (TIAW) which works towards ending the Marxist propagation of abolishing the two genders as well as terminating similar insanities currently swamping the Western nations presents a special night of 'Girls Only Fights'.
The highlight of the evening will be a competition between the two ladies above who will go through various parts of a contest:
- an arm wrestling battle
- a wrestling match in the ring which both women enter wearing a skimpy black leather cocktail dress. Each woman will aim to pull the little dress off her opponent and toss it out of the ring.
- the wrestling continues after one lady has succeded to force her opponent to fight in her panties only. Finally, the victorious winner of the contest is the lady who pins her opponent with her shoulders on the floor and brings her to an orgasm before releasing her.
Diana Prince, spokeswoman of TIAW, told
CelebToday magazine, 'It will be the most entertaining, most exciting event organised by our campaign, and the proceeds of the night will benefit our latest project, the nationwide construction of restrooms for women only who can enter solely through providing their digital XX chromosome ID.'
Celebrity guests expected to attend the event include, among many others: Olive Oyl, Jack and Wendy Torrance, John Clayton, as well as Louise Brooks and herboyfriend.
The latter couple was interviewed by Nancy Fanciful, correspondent for CelebToday, and asked when they joined to support TIAW. Herboyfriend replied with 'quite a while ago', while Ms Brooks remained silent.
SAMANTHA ROLLINSON: 28 years, 5'9", 57 kg
ALEXA CHUNG: 39 years, 5'8", 56 kg
Samantha, in her leather cocktail dress she will fight in:
Alexa, wearing the dress for her fight:
