[Glamour Fights]

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Joey Heatherton	Suzanne Somers
25 years old	23 years old
5'5” 112 lbs BMI: 18.7	5'5½” 118 lbs BMI: 19.4
34C-20-32	35C-23-34
8th 38pts 19-6-0	19th 22pts 11-14-0

Joey and Suzanne are known for powerful legs. Will this be a battle over who has the strongest or will some other methods be used to obtain victory?
Joey Heatherton: Suzanne is a joke. She has no stamina unlike a highly trained dancer like me. I see the fat lady (her, dummy) is already getting ready to sing her surrender.
Suzanne Somers: Me legs are stronger than Joey’s but I can do other things than just use my legs. Once I get her done she won’t get up until she begs me to let her up.

Ann-Margret Olsson	Goldie Hawn
28 years old	24 years old
5'5" 120 lbs BMI: 20.0	5'5" 118 lbs BMI: 19.7
35D-23-35	34B-24-36
2nd 46pts 23-2-0	32nd 3pts 1-23-1

That is either a long sweater or a short dress that Ann-Margret is wearing. It is definitely a short dress Goldie is wearing. Will the expose what they are wearing underneath as they fight? We surely hope so.
Ann-Margret Olsson: The only way you will see what I am wearing or not wearing underneath is when I spread my legs wide enough to crush her body or her head.
Goldie Hawn: No problem. I will give you all a thrill when I spread both out legs in a tremendous grapevine. If you don’t see enough I will follow that up with a jackknife pin that will spread her legs with her cxnt visible to all.

Britt Ekland	Pam Grier
27 years old	20 years old
5'5" 110 lbs BMI: 18.3	5'8” 120 lbs BMI: 18.3
34B-22-34	38D-22-36
25th 14pts 7-18-0	9th 37pts 18-6-1

A blonde vs black match up for those who like such fights. Will the admittedly underdog blonde be able to take the  black or will she suffer the consequences so many other blondes have suffered under Pam.
Britt Ekland: Most women go into fights with Pam afraid of her and that is why they lose. Not me. I know I can beat her. Bullies like her fall apart once you stand up to them.
Pam Grier: Thank you for sending me another dainty blonde for me to have fun with. No way Sybil or Martine will win our bet. Britt has such nice long, thick blonde hair. I wonder how far I can throw her with it? Maybe you guys could start a poll.

Victoria Principal	Elke Sommer
19 years old	29 years old
5'5” 115 lbs BMI: 19.2	5'7" 125 lbs BMI: 19.6
37C-23-35	36B-22-36
1st 48pts 24-1-0	14th 26pts 13-12-0

A blonde vs redhead fight. Victoria’s hair is almost dark enough to be called a brunette but it is really dark red. Elke is obviously a blonde even if her detractors say it comes out of a bottle. Elke is fighting to stay at the top of the leader board. Victoria wants to be a spoiler after then humiliated by Jill St. John.
Victoria Principal: Elke is a true blonde as proven by how stupid she is. I will pull the bitch on this bed, rip her fishnet dress off and smother her under my large towel. Watch her kick her legs like a little school girl as I smother her out.
Elke Sommer: That is big talk for a weakling like her. Oh, I am so quaking in my boots. Ha ha, not wearing boots and not quaking. Victoria will feel my thighs as they clamp her head as I rub my golden pussy on her face. Then I will leave her buried under her towel.

Jaclyn Smith	Sherry Jackson
24 years old	27 years old
5'7" 118 lbs BMI: 18.5	5'4” 120 lbs BMI: 20.6
34½B-24-35	36C-22-35
31st 4pts 2-23-0	28th 8pts 4-21-0

A fight between two of the admittedly weakest fighters. But they are evenly matched and each is positive she could win. This could be one of the longest, most highly contested fights of the round. It is a fight for those who like intense fights between not highly skilled fighters but who give it their all.
Jaclyn Smith: I am insulted you say I am not highly skilled and it the same class as Sherry. I don’t usually wrestle mad and that could be why I lose. I am mad now and am going to rip Sherry apart.
Sherry Jackson: Daddy’s little girl is going to be daddy’s tigress in this fight. Jaclyn has insulted me with her comments. I am going to wipe that smirk off her face and shove it up her ass.

Linda Evans	Raquel Welch
27 years old	29 years old
5'8” 125 lbs BMI: 19.0	5'5” 118 lbs BMI: 19.7
34C-24-34	37C-22½-35½
5th 44pts 22-3-0	7th 38pts 19-6-0

I am told by some that this could be the best fight of the round. Perhaps the nastiest and most highly contested. Linda is known as a tough fighter but not particularly vicious. Raquel is known as a tough fighter who does not give up easily and can only be beaten by a vicious foe. The experts tell me Linda has the strength and skill to beat Raquel but they question her fighting spirit which they say is no match for Raquel’s.
Linda Evans: It is true that I am not particularly cruel. But I do what I have to do to win. If I have to break every bone in Raquel’s body for her to quit then I will. Her famous boobs will be in shreds when I am finished.
Raquel Welch: Your first mistake is in implying that Linda has more fighting skills than I do. NO WAY! She's big and slow. I will out fight and out control her right from the start. They little pussy won’t be able to take pain like I can and she will probably cry when I force her to surrender.

Sharon Tate	Stefanie Powers
26 years old	27 years old
5'5” 112 lbs BMI: 18.7	5'7” 118 lbs BMI: 18.5
36B-22-35	36B-25-35
18th 22pts 11-14-0	30th 4pts 2-23-0

Both Sharon and Stefanie show some well defined abs for two fighters not known for their strength. Sharon’s record is memorable for one of the lightest fighters in the tournament. Stefanie has not done that well but she is also not on the heavy side. She is thinner than Sharon but taller and heavier. Redhead vs blonde that could be a good fight as each believes she can win.
Sharon Tate: I don’t think I will have any trouble with Stefanie. When you look at who I beat she just isn’t in the same class. But I will not take her lightly and will be very, very aggressive.
Stefanie Powers: That blonde twerp doesn’t know what aggressive is. There aren’t many women in this tournament I can overpower, but she is one of them I can. I am going to have fun bending her weak arms so far up her back that she won’t know they could go that high up.

Barbara Bach	Lindsay Wagner
22 years old	20 years old
5''7” 116 lbs BMI: 18.2	5'9” 125 lbs BMI: 18.5
36B-24-35	34A/B-24-36
27th 9pts 4-20-1	26th 10pts 5-20-0

There records indicate Barbara and Lindsay are closely matched. Lindsay is just ahead of Barbara by having one draw to her loss. Neither woman looks very confident. Barbara looks apprehensive and Lindsay looks deep in thought. Lindsay has the size but many think Barbara has the greater fighting spirit.
Barbara Bach: That is not apprehension you see. I am psyching myself up to knock her in the water and drown her. I have flexed my abs so much they have broken my zipper. Wait until she feels my core muscles.
Lindsay Wagner: Ha ha! She unzips her shorts and then makes that claim. I’ll guarantee you her abs aren’t strong enough to resist my leg power.

[Glamour Fights]

Ah! The fight i have been waiting for. Welch v Evans.  A rip roaring, dress shedding, hair pulling humdinger of a brawl.

Always wanted to see Raquel as Alexis take on Linda's Krystle.  Now that would have been much more interesting than Linda v Joan Collins as Alexis.

Congrats Glamour Fights - an excellent series of tournaments which i am enjoying immensely - my only complaint is the separation of Catherine Bach (70's) and Heather Thomas (80's).  Both are dominating their categories and would have loved to see them clash at some point

Keep up the good work though

Thanks for your comments and your support. You should also give credit to Vasago. He runs the 70s and 80s tournaments. He is doing a great job. I like his doing these tournaments because his prefight and post fight comments are different than mine. Not better nor worse just different. Although I must admit I sometimes think "why couldn't I think of saying something like that." As far as who is in what tournament, many women could be in either. I know for my 50s and 60s tournaments there are matchups from both that I would like to see. Raquel Welch vs. Ursula Andress is just one but they are in different tournaments.

[Vassago]

Thx for all the kind words regarding my polls  But here are my picks for this set with some real one-sided beatdowns in prospect. Elke pounding Victoria into one big mess would be the highlight of any round  Also I believe it's only the second time I picked Jaclyn Smith over anyone, the first one being against Nancy Kwan in Round 21 (I've actually checked that, as my memory isn't that impressive  ).

Joey Heatherton vs Suzanne Somers
These two tough blondes would nothing less then completely destroy each other but Joey's record gives her the eventual edge after Suzanne nearly scratched her face into bloody scars early on. Joey comes back and beats the stuffing out of Suzanne and once she pins her blonde rival on the floor, it's Suzanne's turn to have her face rearranged into a bloody mess.

Ann Margaret vs Goldie Hawn
The only question here is whether Ann Margaret decides to have fun with Goldie or will she go flat out in order to destroy her as quickly as possible. In both cases though, Goldie has little chance of doing any harm to Ann and it would be a huge surprise if this fight lasted more then 60 secs.

Britt Ekland vs Pam Grier
Another case when one woman is destined to get wrecked quickly and Pam is taking things as seriously as she can which only spells big trouble for Britt. Pam quickly takes the blonde by the hair and yanks her back-and-forth before Britt crumbles on her knees. Pam soon unleashes brutal blows to her aching rival and knocks Britt unconscious in a very one-sided fight.

Victoria Principal vs Elke Sommer
Having seen some one-sided wins for her nearest rivals, Elke wants to join the club and once Victoria starts to tear up her fishnet dress, she incurrs a red mist and claws into her with twice as much anger. She quickly starts ripping Victoria's dark hair out and manages to catch her with a crunching headlock as well. That's all what Victoria can handle and she taps out in vain but nor before Elke punches her straight in the jaw to completely underline her dominance.

Jaclyn Smith vs Sherry Jackson
Talk about the battle of the soft ones. Jaclyn has been humiliated often enough to finally show some of her Charlie's Angels magic and after a courageous start, she manages to trip her rival over and mess up Sherry's face badly. Jaclyn then chokes the poor Sherry and waits until she's finally had enough and that won't come long afterwards.

Linda Evans vs Raquel Welch
Raquel is back with a vengence and utterly beats up Linda who's winning rout seems to have gone away for good. Raquel is hell bent to smashing anyone with blondes or brunettes being an equally desired target. Linda won't be able to handle the redhead in a straight-forward catfight and ends up flat on her back with Raquel jumping on her tits.

Sharon Tate vs Stefanie Powers
After being hairpulled into submission by quite a few women before, Sharon gets her chance against Stefanie who is unable to get anything on the table once someone else grabs her by the hair. As a result Sharon secures an easy victory with mauling Stefanie on the ground and kicking her senseless in the proccess.

Barbara Bach vs Lindsay Wagner
Another fight between two weaker woman, Barbara probably forgot how easily Sharon Tate dumped her in the water and Lindsay seems to be even more comfortable fighting in such circumstances. As a result, Barbara gets tripped over and tasts the salt water once again with Lindsay sitting on her back and enjoying a rare victory.

[byline]

Looks like most of the voting is in and some of my picks have less chance than a snowball in hell. But here is what I think anyway.

Joey Heatherton loses to Suzanne Somers
In the battle of the power thighs I give the edge to Suzanne. Joey’s are strong and have more stamina because of her dancing. Suzanne is a dancer also but not as much so. But her crushing power is fantastic as she squeezes her thigh master for hours on end. Joey’s head can’t put up the resistance Suzanne’s machine can.

Ann-Margret Olsson beats beats Goldie Hawn
Beautiful, sexy, curvaceous, fantastic legs, great as, perfect breasts, smart, strong, with great staying power. And then there is Ann-Margret. Seriously, I looked up that combination of adjectives in me Funk and Wagnalls and all I saw was a photo of Ann-Margret Olsson, as if there could be any other Ann-Margret. I tip my hat to Ann-Margret as she has fun toying with Goldie. She should be in first place, don’t know how she ever lost to Edy Williams.

Britt Ekland loses to Pam Grier
The only question here is who can put up a better fight against their dominatrix, Britt or Tuesday. My bet is on Britt but she still gets totally creamed by Pam. Come to think of it, probably Tuesday will come out ahead of Britt as Pam will undoubtedly rap Britt to totally dominate and humiliate her.

Victoria Principal loses to Elke Sommer
Even since she lost to Ann-Margret, Elke is on a mission to utterly destroy all redheads. Victoria is of a mind that Elke is way overrated and will fold like a cheap table once Victoria goes after her. Upon hearing Victoria’s remarks Elke makes it a point to fold up Victoria in a jackknife pin. She finds Victoria bear bottomed under that fur and spanks her little fanny while holding her folded up with her ass in the air and her legs around Victoria’s head.

Jaclyn Smith loses to Sherry Jackson    
Opportunities for victory come far and few between for Sherry and she plans to make full use of this one. The same could be said for Jaclyn. But the taller Angel is too weak to fend off Sherry’s oppressive boobs.

Linda Evans beats Raquel Welch
I admit I just love the image of Linda making Raquel suffer. Raquel is so sexy when she suffers and she does it so well. In reality, Linda is also too strong for Raquel so Linda thrills use with lots of punishing holds on poor Raquel.

Sharon Tate beats Stefanie Powers
Sharon has showing impressive fighting skills in getting wins against bigger women. This is one time Sharon can concentrate on merely having fun at the expense of Stefanie.

Barbara Bach beats Lindsay Wagner
An even fight that could go either way. Barbara finally gets the edge on Lindsay by getting her on her stomach. A chinlock forces Lindsay to admit defeat.

[Glamour Fights]

The pundits were in pretty much agreement for this set or were evenly divided. Once again, realisticman and byline were most often then odd man out where the predictions were 3 to 1. Most of the wins in this set were decisive. The top three beat downs (Elke Sommer over Victoria Principal, occurred Sybil Danning over Annette Funicello, and Ann-Margret over Goldie Hawn) in this set and 5 of the top 8 occurred here. The 4th closest fight occurred here but it wasn’t all that close at 53.3% (Barbara Bach over Lindsay Wagner).

Joey Heatherton 44 vs Suzanne Somers 33{Pundits 3-1}:
Suzanne had hoped her thigh master trained legs would measure up to and surpass Joey Heatherton’s strong legs. They fell far short as Joey’s legs encompassed and squeezed the feeling out of Suzanne’s. We do appreciate both wearing such short outfits that exposed almost their entire legs.

Ann-Margret Olsson 53 vs Goldie Hawn 27{Pundits 4-0}:
Ann-Margret was tipping her own hat to herself. No one gave Goldie a chance and Ann-Margret made quick work of her in giving Goldie the 3rd worst beating of the round.

Britt Ekland 32 vs Pam Grier 47 {Pundits 0-4}:
We have already noted the bet between Pam and Martine about who would terrorize and beat up their smaller blonde opponent. Both lost out to blonde Sybil Danning who overwhelmed her brunette opponent by more.  Pam has a better record than Martine but is most unhappy she didn’t beat Britt to a bloody pulp. Britt put up a tougher fight than she expected but in a losing cause.

Victoria Principal 23 vs Elke Sommer 56 {Pundits 0-4}:
This was a case of Elke flexing her muscles. Looks like she is sending a signal to further opponents that she also is out for blood. Victoria is a good fighter, if not in the elite group. But Elke dismantled her and made her look like a complete amature. Elke gave Victoria the worst beat down of the set.

Jaclyn Smith 43 vs Sherry Jackson 33 Pundits 3-1}:
It isn’t often that Jaclyn has an opponent that she can out muscle and toss around. So when she does she makes the most of it. Like Elke, Jaclyn was flexing her muscles compared to Sherry even if Jaclyn’s muscles aren’t all that impressive.

Linda Evans 35 vs Raquel Welch 45 {Pundits 2-2}:
The pundits were split on who would win this fight. For myself, I though it would be close with the edge going to Linda. Raquel had other ideas. She came out as aggressive as I have even seen her and took the fight to Linda. She never let up and beat Linda quite convincingly. Raquel showed the form that made her the top seed in the odds makers at the start of the tournament.

Sharon Tate 50 vs Stefanie Powers 28{Pundits 3-1}:
Sharon has shown the ability to fight bigger and stronger women. Technically Stefanie is bigger at 6 lbs heavier and 2 inches taller. But Sharon is way bigger as a fighter. She had fun for a change in tossing Stefanie around and pinning her at will. She gave Stefanie the 45h worst bead down in an easy win.

Barbara Bach 41 vs Lindsay Wagner 36{Pundits 2-2}:
The Bionic Woman has been anything but bionic or has a short circuit in her wiring. Barbara Bach is also not known as the strongest nor the most aggressive fighter. But Barbara proved more aggressive in this fight. She got ahold of Lindsay’s hair and never let go. Barbara turned mean and pulled hair to inflict pain as well as control Lindsay. Lindsay fought back as best she could but Barbara kept ripping out hair until a bawling Lindsay begged for mercy.