[Glamour Fights]

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Raquel Welch	Victoria Principal
29 years old	19 years old
5'5” 118 lbs BMI: 19.7	5'5” 115 lbs BMI: 19.2
37C-22½-35½	37C-23-35
7th 40pts 20-6-0	16th 26pts 13-13-0

Not sure if Raquel and Victoria are going to have a a dance off or a kick off. Both look ready and anxious for action..
Raquel Welch: I will dazzled Victoria with my steps and then give her a high kick right to her chin.
Victoria Principal: Raquel is so used to spreading her legs for anything that moves that I will drive a foot into her big target. Just hope my foot doesn’t disappear into that wide caven.

Loni Anderson	Ann-Margret Olsson
24 years old	28 years old
5'5” 120 lbs BMI: 20.0	5'5" 120 lbs BMI: 20.0
38E-25-36	35D-23-35
11th 36pts 17-7-2	2nd 48pts 24-2-0

Loni and Ann-Margret both strike confident poses. Both thrust out their chests. Loni presumably to intimidate and Ann-Margret to show she is not intimidated, that her chest measures up to Loni’s..
Loni Anderson: I am furious that I let Luciana get a lucky win over me. All I can see now is red and that red hair of Ann-Margret’s isn’t going to last long. I am going to rip her to shreds!
Ann-Margret Olsson: I think Miss Prissy face will only break a nail in trying to rip me to shreds. She will probably quite in horror after she breaks a nail. I won’t have any trouble with her.

Jill St. John	Sybil Danning
29 years old	22 years old
5'6” 118 lbs BMI: 19.1	5'7” 120 lbs BMI: 18.8
36C-22-35	36C-24-36
4th 46pts 23-3-0	3rd 46pts 23-3-0

Is that a look of fear on Jill’s face or a look of concentration? Is Sybil looking smug or is she lost in thought?
Jill St. John: What am I thinking? I am thinking that Sybil hasn’t faced an angry redhead like me. I am psyching myself up to claw her to bits and rip out all her hair.   
Sybil Danning: I am thinking that I can’t understand how a softy like Jill can have the same record as me. That has me furious and I will show her no mercy as I prove to her who is the better woman.

Lindsay Wagner	Cassandra Peterson (Elvira)
20 years old	20 years old
5'9” 125 lbs BMI: 18.5	5'7" 118 lbs BMI: 18.5
34A/B-24-36	34D-21-34
27th 10pts 5-21-0	10th 37pts 18-7-1

Lindsay has dresses as a harem girl. Is she going to entice Elvira with a sex Lindsay’s expense.
Lindsay Wagner: Elvira is reading for Thanksgiving, trussed up in that corset like a turkey. I will take that whip away from her and use it on her.
Elvira: I see Lindsay is covering her face in shame. She ought to after her record. Is she wants to play the harem girl I will oblige. First I will spank the naughty girl and then physically force myself on her. I think you call it rape.

Dian Parkinson	Barbara Bach
25 years old	22 years old
5'7" 128 lbs BMI: 20.1	5''7” 116 lbs BMI: 18.2
37D-23-37	36B-24-35
22nd 17pts 8-17-1	26th 11pts 5-20-1

Looks like we are in for another shoreline fight. Dian has gone blonde and Barbara has darkened her hair to treat us to a classic blonde vs brunette fight. .
Dian Parkinson: I see Barbara is calling herself “SENSUAL GIRL”. I wonder if she has been ever forced to cum underwater. We shall see how she likes it.
Barbara Bach: Fat Dian has no chance of taking me, in or out of the water. I will swim rings around her and she will be they one climaxing underwater.

Elke Sommer	Linda Evans
29 years old	27 years old
5'7" 125 lbs BMI: 19.6	5'8” 125 lbs BMI: 19.0
36B-22-36	34C-24-34
1st 50pts 25-1-0	5th 44pts 22-4-0

Not a lot of clothes to get in the way of slapping, punching, and scratching. I expect a rough and tumble fight from two strong women skilled in fighting.
Elke Sommer: HAH! Linda losing to Raquel shows she isn’t all that strong or skilled. Wait until she sees my muscles - she will run for cover. I will drag her ac to the sand by the hair where I will pummel her senseless.
Linda Evans: That dumb bimbo is already senseless so I can’t knock her there. If she wants to flex muscles and compare them she will find out she is second best. I am so angry at losing to Raquel that I will take my anger out on Elke.

Goldie Hawn	Luciana Paluzzi
24 years old	32 years old
5'5" 118 lbs BMI: 19.7	5'5" 122 lbs BMI: 20.3
34B-24-36	36C-24-36
32nd 3pts 1-24-1	12th 35pts 17-8-1

I am not sure what to make of Goldie’s feather duster and sign against Luciana’s spear gun..
Goldie Hawn: My duster and sign are symbolic. First I will clean p on this Italian slut. Then I will brand her with my sign on her forehead.
Luciana Paluzzi: Yes, it is symbolic. Our “weapons” mirror out fighting weapons. Goldie hits like she is dusting you off. I my blows are piercing, like the spear. I think her sign is a sign of surrender.

Sherry Jackson	Edy Williams
27 years old	27 years old
5'4” 120 lbs BMI: 20.6	5'7" 128 lbs BMI: 20.1
36C-22-35	37D-23-37
28th 8pts 4-22-0	23rd 16pts 8-18-0

I am curious about the choice of fighting clothes. It would appear to me that Sherry’s swimsuit allows her more freedom of movement than Edy’s tight fitting gown.
Sherry Jackson: Don’t worry, she won’t be wearing it long. I love the way it is cut down in the back to show her ass cleavage. I will sink my fingers into her butt crack and pull her cheeks so wide she will scream bloody murder.   
Edy Williams: I am just trying to even things up. I don’t need by legs to beat this short wimp. I will crush her head in a headlock against my big breasts.

[byline]

My picks and comments this go round

A sore Raquel Welch falls victim to Victoria Principal
Raquel had an easy win over Linda Evans but even in an easy win her bosom takes a beating. Everyone is jealous of Raquel’s famous boobs and all attack it whether they win or lose. After 26 fights Raquel’s jugs are extremely sensitive. She tries to insert her stunt double for this fight but she is beloved by barbosa and he immediately informs Glamour Fights as to the substitution. Raquel is force to fight and decides to be very aggressive. She throws Victoria down by the hair and starts to drag her around, having a grand old time. But she is careless and Victoria kicks up and nails one of her tender boobs. Anoher kick and Raquel lets go to try and protect her tits. Victoria gets up and faces Raquel to start pummeling her boobs. Normally Raquel would be able to take the pain and fire back. But her already black and blue and clawed boobs are too sensitive. She begs for mercy and gives up with tears in her eyes to salvage a little for her battered breasts.

Loni Anderson serves as a cushion of Ann-Margret
Raquel’s breasts may  be considered better but Loni’s are certainly bigger. Ann-M<argret also thinks her breasts are better than Loni’s and better than Raquel’s if you were to ask Ann-Margret. A long standing fight takes place but finally Ann-Margret is able to get Loni off her feet. Annn-Margret straddles the falling Loni and loves the feel of Loni’s big, soft breasts underneath her tush. She bounces up and down and likes the squishing feel even more. Finally Ann-Margret gets Loni in a scissors from the side. She gets her thighs around Loni’s breasts and squeezes them flat against her ribcage. Loni has often used her breasts to smother her rival but this time they prove to be her Achilles’’ heel.

Jill St. John stands up to Sybil Danning
Sybil Danning looks upon Jill St. John with a bit of disdain. She sees lots of soft flesh to rip apart. Sybil’s look is so menacing Jill can’t suppress a momentary look of concern or fear. It would look like Sybil’s nastiness will intimidate Jill for an easy win. As they look up Sybil is surprised to geel that Jill is not as weak as she appears. But Sybil is so busy and so concentrated on inflicting pain and scratches all over Jill’s body that she fails to see that Jill has worked her into the position Jill wants her in. Before Sybil knows what has happened her head is trapped between Jill’s soft looking thighs which turn out to not be all that soft. Sexy, yes, but not so soft they can’t crush Sybil’s head.

Lindsay Wagner serves as Elvira’sharem girl
Elvira has observed that Lindsay is one of the weaker women in the tournament. Plans to dominate Lindsay and wears her dominatrix outfit for effect. Elvira easily pushes Lindsay around. She taunts Lindsay by lifting her veil and slapping her face and then dropping it again. The final humiliation comes when Elvira forces Lindsay to be a harem girl and Elvira knows what to do with her sex slave.
   
Dian Parkinson sends Barbara Bach running back to her cave
Dian and Barbara are the same height but Dian has the heft to take down and control Barbara. She puts Barbara on her stomach with hairpulling and chin locks produce great pain in Barbara’s  neck and back. Dian can’t resist placing her full body on Barbara’s back to pin her down. She works her fingers under Barbara and into her cave girl skirt. Their her fingers explore the wonders to be found as Barbara squirms and complains but can do little else.

Elke Sommer jump[s on Linda Evans before she recovers from her fight with Raquel Welch
Elke knows that Linda has the size, strength and fighting ability to beat her. She also knows Linda is not at 100% fitness due to her beating by Raquel. She throws her arm around Linda’s throat from behind and chokes her to the ground. Switching to a full nelson Elke drives Linda’s face into and across the sand. It is back to the choke hold to render Linda unconscious. Elke never did let Linda attack her which shows she isn’t as dumb as some claim.

Goldie Hawn is forced to lick Luciana Paluzzi’s feet
Luciana is looking tough in her futuristic military outfit. Goldie Hawn is looking cute in her maid outfit. Tough overwhelms cute easily. Senta breaks Goldie’s sign over her head. She takes her duster away and plasters it all over her face. A headlock makes Goldie surrender. Senta takes off her boots and tells Goldie “OK, maid, clean my feet with your tongue.”

Sherry Jackson is easily smothered by Edy Williams
For a big women Edy’s record is not all that good. Sherry is a little one so maybe her record isn’t so surprising. It is a case of two soft women, not terribly aggressive nor very skilled. In a case of rank amateurs, size does make a big difference and Edy buries Sherry  under her to smother her out with her breasts.

[Vassago]

My thoughts on this round  

Raquel Welch vs Victoria Principal
There is only one redhead standing tall at the end of this one and it's Raquel who isn't really convinced that Victoria's red hair make her a valid redhead at all. She wasts little time in kicking the hell out of Victoria who crumbles on the floor after a barrage of vicious kicks and blows from Raquel. Once that happens, Raquel smothers Victoria and rides her out in a display of facesitting frenzy.

Loni Anderson vs Ann Margaret
One of the toughest fights for Ann in her quest for the overall title. Loni tries to maul the redhead on the floor and make her quit under her 38E assets, but Ann was ready for that and decided to claw the blonde's tits right from the start. Loni soon finds out her breasts are vulnerable to Ann's sharp nails and despite pounding Ann as hard as she can, she starts to feel the pain before Ann does. As Loni begins to whimper, Ann rolls her on the back and continues to leave more bloody scarfs on the blonde's tits. In the end Loni runs out of strenght and gives up trying to save some pride for her cleavage.

Jill St. John vs Sybil Danning
Both women are very tough and hold nothing back in a vicious punchfest. After a lenghty struggle in a standing position where Sybil finds out Jill is as tough as she had claimed, they finally go down on the floor where Sybil manages to grab Jill's head and smash it against the ground. Jill begins to scream in disarray and barely avoids a broken nose, but Sybil continues her furious rage until Jill falls down unconscious.

Lindsay Wagner vs Elvira
There's no such antics in this one as Lindsay gets pummelled easily by Elvira who strips her rival naked and drags off the set to sexually dominate her out of people's sight. A good pick for the biggest beatdown of the entire round allthough Martine Beswick is having other ideas as usual  

Dian Parkinson vs Barbara Bach
A sheer display of blonde rage comes up here as Dian shows no mercy to Barbara and wrecks her easily in a speedy slugfest. After bellypunching Barbara onto her knees, Dian grabs the brunette by the hair and forces her to choke on sand before dumping her into the sea where Barbara needs to be rescued by some handsome lifeguards. However they desert the battered Barbara once Dian shows up and invites them for a drink to celebrate this easy victory. After all, men prefer blondes, don't they?

Elke Sommer vs Linda Evans
A vicious catfight which Linda wants to win to show everyone she's a real deal among the top contenders of the tournament. But Elke takes no excpetion on her winning run and despite Linda's best wrestling efforts, she gets pinned by the German in a straight-forward fashion and gives up after Elke applies a schoolgirl pin.

Goldie Hawn vs Luciana Paluzzi
Another good pick for the biggest beatdown of the entire round. Luciana destroys weak American blondes so easily as she breaths and Goldie gets torn apart in less then 60 seconds. The fiery Italian doesn't even break a single nail whereas the battered blonde moans in pain on the floor.

Sherry Jackson vs Edy Williams
Edy might have underachieved in this tournament, but Sherry makes a cardinal mistake by trying to attack her legs and hope for the taller woman to get trapped in her own gown. Sherry's spirited attack tears up Edy's dress which makes Edy so angry even Martine Beswick would be stunned. As a result the taller brunette respondes with a blind fury and pounds Sherry out of her senses into a complete pulp. Even with Sherry lying motionless on the floor, Edy continues to beat her up until she realizes she needs to buy a new dress and leaves the set to go shopping.

[Glamour Fights]

Thanks again for all the comments and barbosa for his great pictur4es..

Raquel Welch 42 vs Victoria Principal 37{Pundits 3-1}:
An all out hairpulling, clothes ripping right took place. Barbosa gave an excellent description of this fight and only byline though Victoria would putt it out. Victoria gave a good account of herself but what barbosa didn’t mention was that Raquel saw Victoria’s flimsy dress which gave no protection to her boobs. Raquel’s famous breasts were better protected by her substantial bra. Raquel is tired of other women immediately going after her boobs so this time she attacked Victoria’s unprotected tits and did a lot of damage to them.

Loni Anderson 38 vs Ann-Margret 41{Pundits 1-3}:
Ann-Margret was force by the pundits with realisticman taking the dissenting position this fight.  Loni really wanted to gain respect and beat Ann-Margret so she went at her will all she had. It took Ann-Margret some time to recover from the initial onslaught by Loni which caught her by surprise. Ann-Margret countered by getting in a bearhug, tit squashing bearhug. It was close but Ann-Margret’s squeezing was harder and her tits were firmer to get her the third closest fight of the round.

Jill St. John 42 vs Sybil Danning 39{Pundits 3-1}:
After losing to Diane McBain, Sybil decided she needed to be even nastier, crueler, and more vicious than ever. She destroyed poor Annette last time with no mercy shown at all. Jill beat the tough Senta Berger last round so Sybil knew she had to overwhelm her right from the start and never let her up. That is exactly what Sybil did. She was crueler and nastier than Loni was. Poor Jill was suffering with red hair scattered everywhere and her tits being clawed and scratched to shreds. Tears were streaming down her eyes. Vasago was all smiles as he had predicted the win for Sybil. But while Sybil was concentrating on inflicting pain, Jill maneuvered her into a waist scissors. Jill then clamped a reverse headlock on Sybil and pulled her head back. With her head controlled and trapped Sybil could not escape Jill’s squeezing. She finally gave in as Jill got the 2nd closest fight. Jill won but you would have never guessed it from the looks of her hair, face, and breasts afterwards.

Lindsay Wagner 29 Elvira 49 {Pundits 0-4}:
Seems no one thinks Lindsay Wagner is very bionic. Consensus was that she had her face covered by the veil in shame. At least she did after suffering the 5th worst beat down of the round at the hands and feet of Elvira, aka Cassandra Peterson. Elvira didn’t use the whip in the fight but afterwards she became the dominatrix using the whip to make Lindsay her slave.

Dian Parkinson 48 vs Barbara Bach 29{Pundits 3-1}:
Dian knew she had the weight and tit size advantages on Barbara. Barbara came out topless to try and impress everyone wit her perfectly shaped tits. Perfectly shaped that is for Dian’s mauling. Her small nipples made it hard for Dian to get ahold of them but once she did the twisting and pinching was merciless. Contrary to what realisticman said, Dian pulled Barbara into the water by her nipples and forced her flat on her back. She buried her between her large orbs while Barbara struggled for breath in the water and between Dian’s cleavage. Dian gave Barbara the 6th worst beating of the round.

Elke Sommer 42 vs Linda Evans 38{Pundits 2-2}:
The pundits were split on who would win this fight. Byline and Vasago went the eventual winner while barbosa and realistic man picked Linda. It was a close fight being the 5th closest fight. Neither Elke nor Linda got an early advantage as the fight went back and forth. Both women were nude from the start after Linda threw Elke’s little left bra away. Both may have regretted going nude as the sand was very coarse. Both Elke and Linda took pleasure in grinding their foe’s body on the sand when they were on top. Both enjoyed even more dragging their rival by the hair through the sand, both on their bellies and on their asses. The sand did more damage to Linda’s bigger tits so when Elke got Linda on her back and ground her smaller tits but with big, hard nipples on Linda’s scraped breasts, Linda gave up in great pain.

Goldie Hawn 20 vs Luciana Paluzzi 57 {Pundits 0-4}:
Once again the pundits went unanimously for Luciana. While other fighters were bragging about who would have the biggest beat down and even making a bet on it, Luciana quietly absolutely destroyed Goldie. It looks like Luciana took out all her anger as to not being in the top 10, let alone not leading the tournament, on Goldie. Luciana seems to be to be much more ladylike and not as fiery or vicious as Sophia, Claudia, and Gina but apparently she can be when she wants. And want she did as she twisted and stretched each of Goldie’s limbs and each of any body part that protruded. Goldie made some comment about Luciana being a sexless bitch and I just that spurred Luciana on even more. She won the beat down contest by ripping Goldie’s duster out of her hands and using it for a dildo on the orifices of Goldie’s lower extremities.

Sherry Jackson 32 vs Edy Williams 44 {Pundits 0-4}:
No one gave Sherry a chance to win and Edy certainly didn’t. Sherry was intrigued by Edy’s low, low cut gown showing her ass cleavage. She reached around Edy and shoved her fingers down the cleavage to take a good grip on Edy’s ass. Sherry bent back to lift Edy off the floor by her ass. She did but it was a mistake as she then toppled over backward with Edy on top of her. Edy kept Sherry pin but it took a long time for Edy to rip her dress enough to clamp on the grapevine. Once she did that it was all over. Had she done it sooner she would have gotten a bigger beat down as there was little question who would win right from the get go.