at a Club on the Outskirts of Seattle Washington, the Crowd is waiting for the Main Event of the Night, a Topless Handicap Steel Cage Wrestling Match that Pits Paris 'Drop Your Shorts' Hilton against Lil' Kim & Lucy Lawless! The reason for this Match:a Month Prior,while she was on a TV talk Show, Paris Bragged about how she was Tougher Than Any Woman around! it Caused a Lot of Trouble & Lead to Paris Being Called out by Lil'Kim & Lucy Lawless aka 'Xena Warrior Princess'! it was Agreed to that the Fight would take place in Seattle! Now, as Everyone waits, in a Dressing Room at the Club, Paris is Helped into a Gold Metallic Thong Bottom by a Local Waitress. at the Same Time, in Another Dressing Room at the Club,Luck Pulls up a Leather Studded Thong Bottom and Helps Lil' Kim into a Tiger Print Thong Bottom. Lucy says to Lil'Kim,"You Look Tough & Sexy with that Tiger Print Thong,Honey!" Lil'Kim smiles and Replies,"and You Look like This is a Natural Fit in your Studded Leather Thong,Makes You look Like an Amazon for Sure!" after a Few Minutes, a Waitress Calls Out,"All fighters Report to the Cage,Fight Time in Two Minutes!" Lil'Kim and Lucy are waiting in the Cage,Paris Saunters to the Cage,Spots Lucy and thinks,"Oh Shittttttttt! i had to Piss Off Xena Herself! I am Sooooooooo Fucked!" as Paris walks down the Aisle, Someone starts Humming the 'Death March'! Once in the Cage, a Stunning Blonde Says,"Ladies, There is No Time Limit! this is a 'Seattle Roller' Cage Match,Which Means Someone is gonna Be Rolling out of the Cage on a Gurney!" the Blonde Exits the Cage, Just Before the Bell Rings! Paris Charges at Lucy and Gets a Standing Clothesline,Sending Her Crashing to the Canvas,Bringing Laughs from the Crowd Watching the Match! as Paris Gets to Her Feet, Lil'Kim Kicks Paris right in Her Womanhood,Causing Paris's Mouth to Form a Perfect 'O' from the Blow! Lucy & Kim work together, Scrubbing Paris's Pretty Face against the cage Wall,Causing Blood to Spill from the Wounds! The Fight Continues to be a One Sided Affair, With Paris Getting Beaten & Bloodied until Lucy Choke Slams Paris to the Canvas with a Sickening 'Thud'! the Bell sounds, the Fight is Over! the door Swings open and 2 Nurses Scramble past Lucy and Lil'Kim, Loading Paris onto a Gurney! as the Gurney leaves, Lucy Scoops up Lil'Kim and says,"Relax, and Let Me Carry You to the dressing Room,Honey!" Both Women are Soaked with Sweat, but Lil'Kim looks Really Spent and Falls Asleep in Lucy's arms! the crowd Chers and 2 Young Women from The crowd Lead Lucy to the dressing Room! Later, Lil'Kim wakes up in a Hotel Room, with two Plastic Bags next to her and a Note that says,"Thanks for Helping Me beat that Slut! Enjoy Your Gifts,Lucy!" She is Stunned to Find a Small Scale Version of Lucy's 'Xena' Outfit in one Bag and a 2 Piece Studded Leather 'Chyna' style Bikini in the Other! Lil'kim is Happy as she heads down to the Lobby,Where a Limo is waiting to take her to the Airport! the End
