Disclaimer:All Fighters are Over the Age of 18! at a Club near Downtown Miami, the Crowd is Waiting for a Wild Main Event! Katy Perry faces a Mystery Opponent in a Thongs Only Wrestling Match! The reason for this Match:a Month Prior, Katy made some Smart Ass Remarks, and Also Said,"I'm Tougher Than Any Singer Around,No Question!" Her Remarks POed A lot of People,So Much so that a Bounty of $100,000 was Put on Katy's head! the Bounty would Go to Any Woman,Singer or Otherwise who Could Humiliate Katy in the Ring! Now, Katy wearing only a White Thong Bottom waits to see Who she Faces! the Sound System Pulses to the Strains of,"Love Game" by Lady Gaga as Lady Gaga herself, wearing a Gold Metallic Thong Bottom Walks towards the Ring in all Her glory! Katy thinks,"Oh FUCK! She's Gonna Beat me worse than Anything!" the Bell Sounds and Katy Foolishly Charges at Lady Gaga and Ends Flat on her back from a Standing Clothesline by Lady Gaga! Katy is Stunned when Lady Gaga Whips her into a Corner and Executes a Big Splash that Causes Katy to stagger from the Corner like She's Drunk! the Fight Continues to be a One Sided Affair until Katy Cries out,"Please,STOP! I'll Do as You Want,Just Stop Beating Me!" Lady Gaga Grabs Katy by the Hair and Yells,"Say It or I'll Slam you to the Canvas and Beat You until they have to Patch Your face Up!" Katy Yells,"I'm Your BITCH!" to Humiliate Katy Further, a Woman hands Lady Gaga a Dog Collar with a Tag that says,'Katy' on it and Cammands,"Come Along,Little Bitch!" Lady Gaga leads a Now Naked & Humiliated Katy out of the Ring while Flashbulbs Go Off and Everyone starts Snapping Pictures of Katy Perry being Lead away like a Beaten Dog by Lady Gaga! Later,Lady Gaga is Stunned to Find the Bounty is Already in her Bank Account & also Finds a Package with a Note! the Note says,"Here's a Bonus for Beating Katy!" Lady Gaga is Surprised to Find a Dominatrix Outfit with Opera Gloves,a Riding Crop,as well as a Pair of Thigh High Boots & a Mask all for Her! the End
