Disclaimer:all Fighters are 18 or Older! Prologue:at a Hotel/Casino just off the Vegas Strip, Katy Perry is coming out of the Shower after a Serious Work Out! she is Also Confused. Confused because she Found a Portable DVD Player loaded and waiting for Her when she got into the room! the DVD Showed Beyonce on it, She Remembered what Beyonce Said,"Sorry to do this To You,Honey but, i Ended up having to Deal with a Situation i Didn't Plan on. My Agent,without Telling me about sooner, Arranged for me to Compete in a Celebrity Women's Cage Fighting Tournament. Sorry i had to Let You go Before Your upcoming fight. Keep Kicking Ass,Katy!" to Katy's Surprise,she Spots Porn Star Tera Patrick Standing before her. Tera asks,"Are You OK,Honey?" Katy shakes her Head and Replies,"No. Beyonce dumped me,I'm Not OK!" Tera looks at her and says Gently,"Katy,it's Going to be Alright! Concentrate on Beating Nicki Minja's Booty Tonight!" Katy smiles and Replies,"You're a Class Act,Tera. Thank You!" Tera Hands Katy a Gold Silk Robe and Replies,"Thanks,Gotta Go. Good Luck!"
Down the Road, at another Hotel/Casino, Nicki Minaj is Getting Ready for her Fight!
2 Blocks Down from Katy's Hotel,at a Warehouse, Lady Gaga,Sunrise Adams, and Lil'Kim are Watching as Seka is Busy Beating the daylights out of Kelly Ripa in a Nude Bare Knuckle Fight! Kelly is Showing the Effects of the beating, a Bloody Nose, Her Right Eye Swollen Completely Shut,a nasty Cut over her Left Eye,Bruises Covering Her Tits,a Split Lip,and Her Hair Matted down from sweating so much! Seka Winds up and Delivers a Right Cross that Causes Kelly to Collapse at Seka's Feet! KO!
Lil'Kim walks over,hands Seka a Case and says,"Thanks for Putting on a Great Show,Honey!" Seka Smiles and Replies,"Thanks. did You Ladies hear about Katy Perry? Beyonce was Forced to Dump Her!"
All three are STUNNED to hear this! Sunrise asks,"Did You just Hear about this?" Seka Replies,"I just checked and found a Text Message on my Cell informing me that Beyonce Dumped Katy!"
Lady Gaga Responds,"If it weren't for an Issue I'm dealing with,I'd Take Katy as my Lover Right Now!" Seka responds,"Gotta Go Ladies,See Ya!"
The Fight:at the 'All Star Arena',a Pro style Ring waits,along with a Nude Katy Perry! as Katy waits,a Topless Dancer sucks on Katy's Nipples until they're Erect! she leaves as Nicki Minaj walks Naked down the aisle!
once Nicki is Through the Ropes, the Bell Sounds! the Two Women Clash like Roman Gladiatrixes!
Katy gets a Side Headlock on Nicki,however, Nicki manages to escape and responds with a Short Arm Clothesline that Flattens Katy! the 2 Women Continue to Trade Holds and Blows until.........Nicki Irish Whips Katy into a Corner,Katy Slumps Down and Nicki starts Walking Backwards as Someone in the Crowd Yells,"Back That Up!" Nicki does a 'Stinkface' on Katy until Katy passes out! Before Leaving,Nicki Knelels down and plant a Quick Peck on Katy's Cheek then Leaves. the Fight is Over!
Post-Fight:as lay Passed out in the Corner, Everyone sees 2 Leather clad Figures walking up with a Gurney,they Gently Load up Katy and Quickly Leave.
Later,Katy Comes to in her Hotel Room and sees a Leather Clad Jennifer Lopez walking in! J-Lo asks,"Feeling better,Hon?"
Katy replies,"Yes,Thank You!" Jen smiles and Replies,"No Problem.now,Gotta get You scrubbed up and Ready to Go! Someone is waiting for You in Reno!" Jen helps scrub up Katy,Dries her off,and gets her Dressed. they head for the airport.
Much Later,The Plane Carrying J-Lo and Katy Lands in Reno!
Epilogue:a Limo takes Katy to the Hotel/Casino. Katy is Surprised to see Tyra banks waiting for her! Tyra helps Katy out and Says,"Follow me,Sweetie!" they go in,Tyra and Katy take the Elevator up until they stop in the Fourth Floor. Tyra tells Katy,"You have Someone waiting for You in Room 409,Go on in!"
Katy enters and Hears,"Come on in,Katy!" Katy i STUNNED to see Nude Madonna Waiting for her! Madonna walks over and says,"Hello Katy, i was Asked to Pleasure You until Your New Lover Arrived! She'll be Here in the Morning! Let's Fuck!" They Make Love until a Maid Sees Madonna Quietly Leaving the Room and Asks,"Is Everything OK,Ma'am?" Madonna flashes a Smile and Replies,"Yes. My Friend Needs her Rest,Would You see She Isn't Disturbed,Please?" the Maid nods and Hangs a 'Do Not Disturb' sign on the Doorknob and Leaves!
When Katy Wakes up,she's Surprised to see None Other Than the Lovely Danica Patrick walking in with a Loaded Breakfast Tray for Her! Danica waits until Katy is Done eating and Tells Katy,"Honey, a Lot of Ladies were Holding a Lottery to see Who would Claim You after Beyonce was forced to dump You,I Won the Bidding. Would You Be My Lover,Katy?"
Katy thinks and Replies,"Yes." Danica Helps Katy Dressed and Says,"Come On,We've Got Some Shopping to do!" they Leave after Katy gets dressed!
This story is Dedicated to venusflycrap!
