Disclaimer:All Fighters are 18 or Older! at a Hotel/Casino off the Vegas Strip,Natalie Portman is getting out of the Shower after a Serious Work Out! she's STUNNED to see Kim Kardashian standing before her with Silver Silk Robe in Hand. Kim hands the Robe to Natalie and Tells Her,"Got a Report from Spain! Cory Lasted 6 Matches before she was KOed! Her Auction is in 10 Days! I'm Really sorry This Happened to You Natalie!" Natalie is Trying Not to Lash out and Responds,"Thanks for Letting me Know,Kim. I'm Glad You were such a Class Act to inform me! anything i should Know about Tonight?"
Kim Thinks and Replies,"The Syndicate has Set up a Fight for You Tonight @ the 'House of PAIN'. Your Opponent is Still Being Decided as We Speak. By the way, the Syndicate Transfered $300,000 into your Account for Beating Kristi Last Time! Do You want me to Call up a New Lover for You?"
Natalie thinks and Replies,"I'll Wait on that, Think you could Pass along my Thanks to Paris for her Setting me up on Shopping spree the Last Time? I Enjoyed having Someone to Shop & Converse with." Kim smiles and Replies,"that is not a Problem. I'll tell her you were Grateful for that. Your fight is a Nude Bare Knuckle Fight!"
down the Road, at another Hotel/Casino, the Syndicate Brass are Trying to Pick Who fights Natalie! one member says,"Let's pit Natalie against Jessica Simpson!" a Second replies,"How about have Natalie fight Britney spears?"
a Third says,"Let's have Natalie Fight with Kelly Ripa!" a Fourth Responds,"Kelly is Currently Filming a Commercial, how about Pit Natalie against Lisa La Porta?" a Fifth replies,"Got it! Let's pit Natalie against Gwen Steffani!"
a Sixth Replies,"How about have Natalie fight with Sabrina Soto?" a Seventh Says,"Let's Toss Natalie into the Ring with Katy Perry!" an Eighth Responds,"No. let's have Natalie fight Suzy Pruden!" a Ninth says,"Let's have Natalie fight with Naomi Watts!" a Tenth says,"Just Checked, Lindsay Lohan is DEMANDING a fight!" they Agree & Summon Lindsay Lohan!
further down the Road, at a Warehouse,Lady Gaga,Sunrise Adams,and Katy Perry watch as J-Lo,Jennifer Lopez Beats the Stuffing out of Susan Powter in a Nude Bare Knuckle Boxing Match! Susan is on Rubberleg Street! J-Lo winds up and Delivers a Right Cross that causes Susan to Collapse @ J-Lo's Feet! KO! J-Lo walks over to Collect her Money as Lady Gaga says,"Great Show, Thanks for Pounding her!" J-Lo responds,"No Problem. She Pissed Me Off once by Calling Me a 'Fat Cow' during an Interview with a News Program!"
as J-Lo leaves,Sunrise looks at Katy & Lady Gaga and Says,"Ladies,Lindsay Lohan is Fighting Natalie Portman Tonight!" Katy Grins and says,"Good, She'll Get the Pussy Whipping she deserves!" Sunrise asks,"Did She Beat You in a Fight or Something?" Katy tells Sunrise and Lady Gaga,"I was supposed to to Perform at a Venue in Seattle,but that Skank Jumped me and Put me in the hospital for 2 Weeks! My Show had to Be Cancelled and Rescheduled Because of That Bitch! " Katy Looks at Sunrise and asks,"are Bets being taken on the Fight?" Sunrise nods and Replies,"Yes,Why?" Katy pulls out some Bills and Says,"i want to Bet $100 Win,Lose,or Draw on Natalie Tonight!" Sunrise Smiles and Says,"That is a safe Bet!"
Pre-Fight:at the 'House of PAIN', Natalie is Getting Ready for the Fight when Tyra Banks walks in and Says,"Good Luck in Your Fight,Natalie!" Natalie smiles and Replies,"Thanks Tyra, is Katy Here?" Tyra Grins and replies,"Yes. She Asked me to Wish You Luck! Oh, before i Forget, Lindsay is a Sucker for a Right Hook! Nail her wit that,she'll be Yours for the Taking!"
in another dressing Room, Lindsay is Busy Fucking a Dancer instead of getting ready to Fight!
As the dancer leaves,Lindsay hears,"All Fighters, 2 Minutes to Fight Time!"
The Fight:Natalie is Nude and Ready to fight! as she waits, a Topless Dancer sucks on Natalie's Nipples until Both are Erect!
the Dancer leaves and Natalie is Still Waiting when Lindsay Saunters down the Aisle,Spots Natalie and Thinks,"This'll Be as Easy as Pulling a Hooker's Panties Down!" as Soon as Lindsay Climbs through the Ropes, the Bell Sounds! the Two Women start Trading Punches like a Championship is on ethe Line! the crowd goes Wild!
the Two Women Continue to Fight until.........Natalie NAILS Lindsay with a Right Hook and Finishes Off Lindsay with an Uppercut! Lindsay Drops at the feet of Natalie! KO!
Post-Fight:Natalie Returns to her Room,Bruised,Battered but the Winner! She's STUNNED when she spots a Topless Pandora Peaks standing there! Pandora says,"Your Hot Bath is Drawn,Milady!" Pandora scrubs Natalie and Helps her into Bed Nude! she leaves as Natalie falls asleep!
Later,Natalie comes to in a Hotel Room in Reno,Again! she spots a Portable DVD Player standing by and Turns it on,and sees the smiling Face of Lady Gaga on screen. Lady Gaga says,"Hello Natalie, if You're watching this, you just came to in the Room i Set up for You! I asked Paris Hilton to Select someone to Fuck You while you were there, Your Playmate should soon be walking through that Door! Enjoy!"
Natalie is sTUNNED to see the Naked form of Foxy brown walk in! they make Love until Natalie Awakens aboard a Lear Jet with Madonna,Pink,and Christina Aguilera all Looking at her! madonna asks,"Enjoy your Playtime,Honey?"
Natalie nods and Pink asks,"You going to be OK,Honey?" Natalie replies,"I'm not sure Yet!" X-tina tells Natalie,"Pink & I are going to take you Shopping while Madonna Clans up a Matter!"
they Land in Miami! Natalie,Pink,and Christina leave to go Shopping while Madoona handles a Matter!
This story is Dedicated to bigmack!
