For the 1st time since it started , PPV buys were down as the tough Economy had made it harder to have extra income for folks who were checking out All Star Celebrity Wrestling on PPV , but as the saying goes " The Show Must Go On " & for ASCW 22 , outside of a few returning Celebrities like Mario Lopez on the Men's side ( For alll the Female Fans ) & Big Sonia on the Ladies side who despite her weird appearance is always beloved although she also always plays a heel , ASCW brass did their best to get as much new Celebrities as they could & for ASCW 22 , got somebody they have been asking for since the debut show , trying to get her from the debut show until now , her schedule either not allowing it & then her Pregnancy definately ruled out wrestling , but now , Baby , a veteran of the Baby world , & her schedule free , the Brainiac Tomboy known as Kari Bryon from " MythBusters " had finally agreed to give wrestling a try .
With Kari being the " Big Name " Female of the group from Day 1 of the Voting , it seemed destined that she & the ASCW Mainstay , Big Sonia , would meet up as the voting was lopsided that way the entire 2 week voting period , the only question was who would win & how & when all was said & done , it would be Kari Bryon vs Big Sonia , Fans Choice .
The 2 Ladies of course trained & went over a match outline for 2 weeks until it was Wrestling Night & being the Good Girl , Kari came out 1st , clad in a white Binkini Bottom with a red sash , little white Wrestling Boots , & a white Tank Top that read Mythbusters across the chest & Kari played up her role as she high fived the fans saying " Big Sonia is the best wrestler in ASCW , Myth will soon be Busted " & even said it in the mic as she got into the ring for all to hear before returning the mic so Big Sonia could be introduced who came out as always in her black White Trashy Moo-Moo dress to a mixed reaction from the crowd as half of them loved her & the other half didn't or was sick of her .
Kari stood unimpressed as the Big Gal made her way to the ring , teasing the crowd by playing with her infamous Red Hair until Sonia entered the ring & pointed at the MythBusters Beauty saying something that made Kari compare Bodies & show off her cute ass which has gotten her alot of attention on the show ever since it was used as a mold on an investigation & when Kari bent over & shook it in Sonia's face , Sonia used the opportunity to charge at Kari who was so bus shaking her butt , that when she did go to stand up , she did just in time to take a Running Clothesline from the MOO - MOO wearing Heel , putting her down & as Kari's legs fell to the mat after initially going up towards her head after the Clothesline , Kari had no chance to catch a breath as Sonia planted her knee across Kari's throat & choked away at her as the ref gave her the 5 count to break , which Sonia did just before the 5 , but quickly went back to choking Kari with her knee as Kari's Legs & Feet stomped at the mat for escape & air , which only came when Sonia had to break before the 5 count or get DQ'd , but Sonia stopping the choke was only temporary as she repeatedly stopped the choking to stop the count , but 7 times repeated her cheating ways as each time , Kari's feet stomped at the mat for air & after the 7th break , Sonia finally got up needing to take a breather .
As Sonia walked around resting & yelling at Kari's Fans , Kari got onto her knees & made her way to the ropes to try to pull herself up , but as she got to the middle rope , Sonia pushed her down towards the bottom rope & with Kari's throat draped over the bottom rope , Sonia's knee once again lay across Kari as Kari once again was choked & could only wail her feet trying for escape & like before , Sonia used most of the 5 count to break the illegal tactic , before returning right back to choking Kari , doing it this way 5 times before backing up & charging at Kari & nailing her with both knees , driving them into Kari's shoulder blades & the force made Kari fall onto her back & Sonia followed with a cover , getting a 2 count as Kari was close enough & had enough umph left in her to realize she was by the ropes & put her leg on the rope to make the ref stop his count , although Kari still needed to regain a lungful of air .
Sonia dragged Kari's leg off the rope & tried to pin her again , but Kari again , put her leg up onto the rope at 2 to break the count , but this time after being told by the ref that ' Leg on the Ropes " Sonia dragged Kari up by her hair rudely & gave her a Throat Jab with most of her chubby fingers , putting Kari right back down , grasping at her throat as Sonia moved in & Splashed Kari , taking more air out of her as Kari had pain in her throat & her mid as Sonia had complete control as this was 1 experiment that Kari was not enjoying .
Sonia brought Kari to her feet & again jabbed her chubby fingers into Kari's throat , putting the Redhead right backdown where once again , Sonia was able to Splash the downed Hottie & then stood up , planting her feet on Kari's mid as she held onto the top rope to keep her balance on Kari as she mushed more air out of her as America's Favorite Hot Nerd lightly kicked at the mat as she weakened .
Sonia was given the 5 count to break since she was using the ropes , but stepped off of Kari before the 5 & brought Kari up by her hair & whipped her into the corner & then charged in after her , Kari saw it , but was too winded to move away & let out a small scream as Sonia was close to engulfing her , a scream that turned into a loud " Ungh " as Sonia crushed the MythBusters Beauty & held her weight on her for a few extra seconds so Kari remained on her feet , allowing her to again jab her chubby fingers into Kari's throat & send her down winded in every way as Sonia went up to the middle rope & shouted out " Kari Byron - Jobber Wrestler " befire jumping down onto the Redhead with a Bonsai Drop right onto her Chest & hooked a leg arrogantly as the ref moved in & made the 1-2-3 as Sonia then said " Kari Byron - Wrestling Jobber - Confirmed " .
Sonia left to her usual mixed reaction , more positive then negative as Kari fought for air as she made a slow recovery & left the ring to a nice reception despite the loss , looking for something easier to do , like Molecual Science .
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