Vicky and Lori Ann have been neighbors for years in this quiet community in Martinsburg WV. The community was under construction when Lori Ann and I moved in. Vicky and her husband were first on the street. From day one Lori Ann and Vicky did not get along. As time went on Vicky would hate how Lori Ann would flirt with the husbands at party's and cook outs. Also making snide remarks behind Vicky's back. Lori Ann hated everything about Vicky. They had had words over the years but never came to blows until this day.
I had come home early on this warm fall day for some afternoon delight, Lori Ann was wearing her leapard robe with a leapard negligee, she was barefooted and her nails were painted red. She was sitting on my lap when loud knocking was heard at the door.
It was Vicky and she was fixin for a fight. It seems at the football party this past weekend Lori Ann was telling the neighbors that Vicky husband was telling Lori Ann all kinds of personal shit about Vicky. Vicky had had it. " get your FUCKIN fat ass to the door you neighborhood SLUT " yelled Vicky as she banged at the door. I could see that Lori Ann's short temper was rising. " aaarrr I HATE that FUCKIN BITCH " snaps Lori Ann as she goes to the front door to confront Vicky. As soon as Lori Ann opens the door, Vicky grabs her and pulls her out the front door and off the step she goes, Vicky slams a punch into Lori Ann's face. Our NHB Catfight is under way. I look out the door and see Vicky wearing a white blouse, jeans and athletic shoes, I can rings on her fingers. Vicky has come to fight. Who will win, Lori Ann or Vicky?
You decide.
T