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       This event happened a while back....Quite a Picnic Memory....
     It happened at least once every year-a big family, cousin, uncle, Aunt and anybody who cared to enjoy some country fun would get together at my Uncles place out on the farm. They had a big area with picnic tables, stonebuilt firepit, and a pump that you could get the coldest wettest best tasting water from an underground well. (Keep i mind the cold wet part)
     After the best ribs and barbecue and chicken in the county were eaten the kids would usually take off with one of the Aunts and go fishing or exploring. Probably a good thing cause just about everybody of age and sometimes a bit younger would be soused....ever tasted the really good homemade stuff?
     We had one really bitchy nasty mean Aunt that was just always mean; only two things about her made her likeable. Her famous banan creame pie and her body; both looked and tasted (well I don't know how she tasted) superfantastic.
    (I will call her Aunt Bunnie-don't think she has a computer but better safe than sorry....
    She was fairly tall, big; had a nice face; always wore bright red lipstick-yeah nice lips...kind of made you want to kiss her if she'd shut up long enough....had pretty red hair, a plump sexy ass and huge boobs. She liked to wear rather tight and low cut tops or sundresses. All us guys would drool and love to stand close to her; like when she bent over to cut the pie? Get it?
    All the women were jealous or didn't like her. Most of the ones who hated her were older or her age; a couple of cousins in their twenties liked to make fun of her---her chest, her butt and her almost pure pale white skin. Us men would have given just about anything to see her naked or at least topless....
     

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Gneral note  Names have been changed to protect the innocent.
    Aunt Tammy a rather homely but busty blonde about same age as Aunt Bunnie got in an argument. Suddenly and quite unexpectedly Aunt Bunnie blushed and slapped Aunt Tammie hard. Aunt Tammie screamed and slapped her hard-really hard back. Aunt Bunnie stumbled back into an older cousin who had a fiery temper. She was very sexy; had some Hispanic/Mexican blood in her. She dropped a plate of food, cussed Aunt Bunnie out good. Aunt Bunnie turned around cussed her out calling her a clumsy stupid bitch.
     Ding-Ding-Jerry Springer fight time is on. For sake of not taking time to write Aunt I will just say what it really was from then on. Redhead, brunette, blonde, young, old and even elderly.
     Fiesty young brunette grabbed Bunnies hair, slapped her hard. Tammie lunged in and also grabbed Bunnies hair.
     "Get her-Teach her some manners-Sock her"-seemed like everyone was in favor of Aunt Bunnie getting her loud rude mouth hot body and ass kicked. The older nasty redhead was a mean fighter; she tore the front of my blonde Aunt's top exposing her bra. My older cousin started punching Bunnie all over her body. I loved it when she'd land a smack to a big breast. Another older Aunt joined the fun and they began to rip at her low cut top. Soon it was shredded. A rather sexy light tan bra that was barely covering her huge jugs was completely exposed. Aunt Bunnie had lots of cute freckles on her upper chest and shoulders. Her face was beet red and she was mad ass a polecat.

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      I was getting hot even though it was a rather cool breezy late summer day. I was a bit worried that the growing tent in my jeans would cause attention-but no one was looking at me....
     Everyone seemed to be against Aunt Bunnie....
     "Kick her-smack her.....Ripppp it off," someone shouted. It was my cousin....the gorgeous one with long pretty brown hair....how I wished she wasn't relation.
     As she moved up right next to me she giggled....she was in her early twenties....."Wish they'd rip her bra off-don't you?" she snickered. I smiled kind of sheepishly and couldn't help notice my cousin's long stiff nipples poking against her sundress.
      "I just LOVE a good catfight," she continued. She suddenly moved to the picnic table and picked up the banana creme pie. A wicked smile on her face. Could have sworn she winked at me. She looked over at another Aunt and two of her female cousins who were headed fast toward the action.
      "Stop your hollerin' and take your medicine," older blondie shouted. Soon Aunt Bunnie was breathing hard, winded and tired. My sexy cousin and it seemed half the women at the party were now ready to administer their learnin' some manners lesson to that gorgeous mouthy hellcat. They had her down on a picnic table-on her back. Two older Aunts were holding her arms and head off the end of the table. They held her just about perfect to show off her gorgeous breasts that were barely contained in her bra. With snickering and a few embarrassing but highly erotic comments a cousin and an Aunt each grabbed a bra cup and slowly peeled it down. Two huge thick pink nipples were poking out ready for some eager lady fingers to do some naughty pinching and twisting.
    "Hold her still-grab her legs...."
    Scraeming, pleading, cussing....Aunt Bunnie  was exercising her lungs. Sure hoped the kids couldn;t hear. The fiesty brunette cousin clamped her hand over those sexy lips....

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   "Yes you nasty bitchy slutty witch-shut up for once," someone chirped. Several Aunts and just about all the older girl cousin gave her boobs a good feel or pinch and told her how they wished she'd act....
    "Your tits are as big as your foul mouth," one Aunt chided. She snickered as she pinched both nipples, then she turned and winked at her hubby. She bent down, cupped ahuge breast with both hands, then stuck her tongue out, slowly twirled the nipple before biting it just hard enough to cause my dear Auntie to squirm out a protest with that lovely body of hers.
     Flash of a camera as that bit of humiliation happened. No one looked to see who took the pick.
     "I do hope you learn from this-you've been a brat since you were little." It was an older older relative. She cackled as she reached down and swatted each huge breast.
      "Okay-think she's had enough." One of the men said.
      "Wait-wait-just one more thing-Her famous banana creame pie-you deserve this." It was my cousin with the long brown hair. She walked up, motioned the hand to move from her lips.
       SPLAT!  One delicious cream filled pie over one pretty face.
  Splatters of cream and creamy gooiness covered her face and even those perfect breasts and belly.
       "Come on-get up Aunt Bunny-it was her laid back, henpecked hubby. He had been quiet the whole time but seemed to enjoy the show immensely. He helped Aunt Bunny up and they took off. I'm sure he wouldn't want to let any of that delicious famous pie to go to waist..I MEAN WASTE.