Katy Perry: 29 years, 5'8", 59kg, cup D
Brooklyn Decker 27 years, 5'9", 53kg, cup DD
Meeting Katy Perry at a red carpet event shortly after Katy has been epically thrashed and demoralised in a humiliating one sided fight with tennis amazon Maria Sharapova, Brooklyn Decker makes no secret of the fact that she's amused at Katy's massive defeat. The one inch taller but 6kg lighter lady brings up the subject in a conversation and starts to ridicule Perry, making fun of the past event.
Katy at first tries to act with indifference and to steer the talk towards other subjects; however, as Decker insists on dwelling on the ordeal which Sharapova put her through she starts to react with anger and eventually implies to Brooklyn that she's welcome to try her own strength on her - convinced that she's able to deal with Brooklyn physically,and put her in her place.
Brooklyn, initially surprised at the turning of her banter into something more serious, quickly measures up Katy and decides she has no reason to doubt her own capability of adding to Katy's demoralisation by being victorious over her in a fight.
Flexing her arm at Katy, she announces, 'I may not be a Maria Sharapova, but this is more than enough for you under-endowed waif.'
Katy, not shy to show her muscle, too, raises her arm and compares her biceps to Brooklyn's: 'It's kinda cute how you overestimate yourself - you think you impress me with your pathetic excuse for a woman's body? Come on - let's do this! - and I'll rip your oversized udders off you!'
...and while this is going on...I'll be seeing Katy live in concert 
