pic uploadupload image online freeEveryone came to the afterparty and knew right away there was a fight planned. It was a special fight where the women only wanted to fight in front of other celebrities. People were in the bar talking about what it could be. Last time this happened it was Heidi Klum vs. Karen McDougal and as the area was filling up the talk was maybe it was a rematch.
Legend wise one had just won a fight that night in Britney Spears scissoring Kelly Monaco after a fight that from technical to vicious back to technical.
Two other legends fought but both were now in the hospital being checked on. So who was this fight and attention went to Elisha Cuthbert. A woman who at one time beat Britney Spears but she wasn’t going to Britney she was walking to the bar where Alison Brie was getting a drink.
“Alison I see you aren’t in my face as much tonight”
“So you come over to get in mine.”
“I’ve no interest in you first or last.”
Alison sighed and turned to look at Elisha “I know this is where I’m supposed to say something tough but really what’s the point.”
“Yeah we both know how it would end up between us.”
Alison smiled took a drink “Yes we do” She turned her back to Elisha
Elisha started to walk away then went back to the bar got a drink and looked at Alison “What do you think would happen.”
“Either it’s a quick fight or we go to war and in either scenario I beat you.. That’s why I lost interest in fighting you I want a challenge.”
Elisha sat down “Seriously, I think you … Seriously.”
“Look at the facts Elisha your biggest win is a lucky win over Britney Spears like ten years ago. Granted the win you have over Hilary Duff sounds awesome unless you talk to Hilary. Fact is she had you beat and didn’t finish you.”
“end of the day Alison and you really need to know this as you have one fight.”
“That you know about, I have one fight that you about.”
They had a tense smile betwee the two. “One fight I know about which you did win but I went to war with Hilary and she kicked my ass pretty good but at the end of the fight it was me on top her crying.”
“She challenged you and fought you but she challenged me and when we hit slaps she changed her mind.”
“So you think what that means you can take me.”
“I don’t care anymore.”
Elisha looked at Alison “If you think playing this way will make me challenge you…”
“This conversation bores me and it looks like the fight is about to start”
Alison walked away but Elisha grabbed her by the wrist the two had a staredown. Same height, same build a month apart in age and as Elisha looked at Alison and could see it in the brunettes eyes Alison still wanted the fight and now it was something she wanted as well.
“Are we done here.” Alison yanked her hand away and fought the urge to slap Elisha but saw something in Cuthbert’s eyes. They both stepped forward “I’m not afraid of you Elisha so lets go outside and watch two other women kick each other’s ass.”
“Then walk away” Neither woman left and actually put more pressure tit vs tit
“Hey you two this isn’t about you its about Beckinsale vs Jolie.”
“I want to see that fight.”
“Me too” Alison replied and they walked in together then went to separate sides as the had a cage around the fighting area so no woman could interfere.
Kate Beckinsale was handcuffed to one side of the cage and Jolie the other side they were screaming at each other “SLUT I’VE WAITED ALMOST TWENTY YEARS TO PROVE YOU A FRAUD”
“YOU BRITISH BITCH, I”VE NEVER BACKED DOWN FROM A FIGHT YOU NEVER ONCE CAME AT ME.”
“I’VE MOCKED YOU PUBLICALLY AND YOU DID NOTHING”
“I’LL DO SOMETHING SOON”
“LET ME GO”
“LET HER GO, I’LL KILL HER”
Both were let go and they went forward it was unclear if there feet hit the ground or if they ran on air but they met in the middle where both hit right hands that landed with such impact it made those watching step back. Not backing up after receiving a punch they got their left hands behind the others neck and with the thought of defence being face taking punch. The two women never held back as they pistoned fists into the other’s face. It was four each in when Beckinsale put Jolie down to everyone shock.
As Jolie fell to her back she was followed to the ground by a bruised Kate Beckinsale who punched Jolie one more time. She then spit in Angelina’s face and stood up “GET UP”
Angelina got up spit out some blood and nodded toward her husband. “I’m up”
Kate gave a thumb up to her husband she and Jolie went a little slower now. Circling around and Kate hit a jab but Angie quickly hit a kick to Kate’s thigh. The fight was looking different now like they were going strategic which isn’t what people thought considering the frenetic start. Weird thing was even though Beckinsale who put Jolie down it was Beckinsale who had a cut above her eye.
Beckinsale hit her own kick to Angie’s side and they circled again then suddenly jumped at each other. Hands behind the other’s neck, nails digging in the two women started to exchange right knees to the left ribs. Something about exchanging kicks made them want to test each other again
Angelina Jolie hit the first right knee and that was answered by an equal knee by Beckinsale. “Going to break your ribs Bitch.”
Jolie hit a knee landing with a crack to the ribs and Beckinsale landed her own hard knee. “Go ahead but I’ll break more of yours, Slut.”
They traded again “Give up yet.” Beckinsale said with a menace that only came from her voice
“Not to you, never to you.”
Another knee each and breathing was more rapid words were not used. Then they traded knees again one hit then the other replied. One more time a Jolie knee replied by a Beckisale then Angelina lifted Kate up in the air with a knee.
Angelina prepared for a response but it wasn’t coming so she hit another body rising knee smash to Kate Beckinsale ribs. Then another and Kate dropped to the ground holding her ribs. Angelina gently kicked her onto her back bent over to look down on Kate Beckinsale and spit in her face.
There was blood in the spit and as Angelina backed away she moved her boob so she could look at her ribs and it was some serious damage to her left side. She looked at Kate who was wiping the spit off her disgusting face (Jolies POV) “GET UP!” Now Angie gave the thumbs up to Brad who was actually standing next to Alison Brie who asked him
“What’s the deal.”