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(Partially-)True Story: French Fashion Icon Picks Fight With Katy Perry

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French model and fashion blogger Cristina Cordula (50) ignited both the American pop singer's and her fans' anger when she ridiculed Katy Perry's (30) dress sense after inspecting footage of Perry's 2015 attendance of the Coachella festival, held annually in California.
Referring to one of Katy's outfits worn on the occasion - a revealing long black see-through dress - she commented in her column with the degrading words 'Love you dearly, girl, but this is an abhorrence: slutty see-through with no elegance at all.'
Katy reacted promptly and, confronting her at the entrance of a hotel in which Cristina was staying, demanded an apology from her. - However, the ex-model and now scathingly commenting fashion reviewer proved to be a tough chick - not even meeting Katy halfway, she told her unsmilingly that Katy would have to wrestle, and beat her at it, in public to get as much as a casual 'sorry' out of her.
Katy told Cristina she should at least grow a pair of boobs before criticising other females' looks.
Cristina countered that Katy was merely jealous, aware of the fact that with her 'stumpy legs' she could never have been a model.
Katy, feeling the verbal sting, knowing the proportional measurement of her legs to be at a disadvantage compared to Cristina's, lost her temper and slapped Cristina's face - who, in return, slapped Katy back within a second.
The two women then glared at each other, slightly panting from anger getting continuously more intense on both sides.
Katy suddenly, with a venomously hissed 'You ugly bitch, I'll tear you to bits!', lunged at Cristina, grabbing her enemy's hair with both hands.
Cristina got hold of Katy's hair also, and after each woman suffered considerable loss of hair having handfuls of it torn out by her opponent, Katy and Cristina finally ended up in a mutual bearhug, each of the infuriated ladies trying to crush her rival by brute strength of her arms...but that was only the beginning of a fight one woman had to emerge from as the winner while the other would be the indisputably defeated and humiliated loser...


How the press reported on Cristina Cordula initially ridiculing Katy Perry:

http://m.closermag.fr/people/people-francais/cristina-cordula-vanne-katy-perry-sur-son-look-sur-twitter-493982



Katy Perry: 30 years, 5'7"

Cristina Cordula: 50 years, 5'9"




Picture below: Cristina's tweet to Katy, mocking the singer's looks and style

« Last Edit: August 04, 2015, 10:03:12 PM by herboyfriend »
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Below: Katy Perry, wearing the controversial see through dress, at Coachella 2015
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Below: Cristina Cordula, self confident, and not afraid of her confrontation with the American pop singer
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Below: Katy Perry showing her flexed biceps to prove she's capable of taking on Cristina Cordula

If Katy wins the fight Cristina will have to apologise to her on national television and put up with the humiliation of becoming a laughing stock to her own audience.

If Cristina wins Katy will have to publicly apologise 'for wearing a hideous dress for a beautiful occasion' and make the degrading promise to 'listen to Cristina's superior advice in the future'.
« Last Edit: August 04, 2015, 09:41:26 PM by herboyfriend »
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