Fashion designers Keren Craig and Georgina Chapman together have reached the end of a beautiful friendship.
Keren, the statuesque blonde, announced to her girlfriend, 'I think I'll throw my weight around a bit and challenge Katy Perry to fight me in a ring at our next charity ball. I can easily manage that slip of a girl and make great cash for our good cause.'
Georgina looked at her in amazement, then in anger, 'Excuse me, bitch! In case it has escaped your attention, I've had my eyes on that idea for a while already, and so it's up to me to set that one up for myself! And anyway - you fighting Katy Perry? I think she'll kick your bags of fat off your bones so easily and quickly, that so called fight would be finished before you'd even notice it has started!'
Keren darts a poisonous glance at Georgina and rants at her, outraged and menacingly, 'Did you just call me fat? Huh? Did you?? Do you wanna feel my muscles, you scrawny bitch? You wouldn't stand a chance with her, I guarantee you that! She'd stomp you into the ground without any effort, but forget about her now - I think I'll have to teach you a lesson first of all!'
'Oh, really?' Georgina replied mockingly. 'You think you'll stand a chance with me??'
Keren: 'You bet I do! Fight me in the ring if you're woman enough!'
Georgina: 'Alright, fat cow! Let's do this! The winner gets the prize: kicking little Katy's scrawny bum through the ring.'
'I'll tear your little tits off and stuff them up your bum for calling me a fat cow, you stupid little whore!'
'Oh, Keren, you're so cute when you're angry. But this is going to be your downfall, you'll be thinking of my words!'
- All pictures below: Keren is the blonde, Georgina is the brunette. -
Keren Craig: 40 years, 6'1/2"
Georgina Chapman: 40 years, 5'10 1/2"
