Selena Gomez is utterly tired of having her career put in peril by rival pop star Adele's massive album sales' success.
Now that Adele has squashed the most recent albums by Taylor Swift and Katy Perry into nothingness, leaving both those pop princesses frustrated and seething but entirely helpless, Selena fears that her next attempt of being an outstandingly successful artist will be cut off completely by Adele.
She starts bitching about her until they meet at a party where both Selena and Adele finally face each other, with hostility on Selena's and a mocking smile on Adele's side.
Selena, after a brief spat with her about who is wearing the better outfit, eventually calls Adele an 'overrated blown up half-talented cow'.
Adele laughs and replies to her, 'Do you want to fight me? But I have to be fair and warn you: see these arms of mine? I'd put every impertinent little Disney princess like you over my lap and spank her!'
'You fat rhino, you can feel my high kick in your squishy pussy before you can raise one of your fat arms against me!' Selena answers angrily.
One second later, Adele has slapped Selena's face, hard enough to make the girl reel backwards and crash into a table behind her.
Selena doesn't lose a moment - recovering as quickly as she can from the blow, she runs and flies at Adele, punching her in her stomach and grabbing her hair. Adele grabs Selena's hair, too, and both women are suddenly caught in a catfight and wrestling match which the other party guests watch mostly in shock and concern while, however, a few of them cheer for either Adele or Selena...
Selena Gomez: 23 years, 5'5" 59 kg
Adele: 27 years, 5'9", 82 kg
(I may not be sure about guaranteed accuracy of stats here, Internet is always a mess with those when it's not somebody you haven't researched for years in depth, but I guess I'm close with deciding which variation I picked)
