Long, long ago, in the far away kingdom of Asskickia, there lived a beautiful maiden named Samantha.
Samantha, or Sam as her friends called her, had eyes as green as the waves in the nearby ocean and long blonde hair as golden as the sands of the beach. She worked her own farm and was a very independent freewoman.
She did, however, have a secret love - Prince Rob, who at least in name, presided over the kingdom. Sam had once won a footrace during a royal celebration and she had talked to Prince Rob, enough to feel that there was a mutual attraction between them.
Today was a summer day so beautiful it made you wish it'd never end. Sam was walking her horse down to the creek to water him after a long ride. She was wearing her brightly colored peasant blouse, high leather boots and short breeches that showed off her hourglass figure. The blouse was just tight enough to show off her impressive cleavage.
She had a long wooden quarterstaff in her left hand (in case of bandits) and she knew how to use it.
She heard in the distance the sound of a group approaching as a woman and two men on horseback rounded the corner. As they approached the stream she recognized the tall brunette on the lead black horse as Lady Gabriella. That brought a frown to her face.
Lady Gabriella was not beloved by the people of Asskickia. She was constantly having them punished for the most minor of infractions and there was even talk of her studying the dark arts. While most men thought her attractive with her long black hair and dark eyes, Sam could see the pettiness and mean spirit behind the good looks.
As if she could read her thoughts, Lady Gabriella rode right up to the creek and began to scold and criticize.
"You two guards! Bring me water! I refuse to drink from this stream like common peasant trash! Quickly, before I have to have you punished!"
One of the guards spurred his horse and brought up her a silver flask filled with the purest of mountain spring water. Lady Gabriella drank delicately and only then looked around at her surroundings. When she spotted Sam standing beside her horse as it drank she turned her anger toward the pretty blonde.
"You there - the peasant slut with those enormous cow tits!" (Lady Gabriella was always self-conscious of her flat chest and terribly jealous of women with large bosoms). "Get your nasty horse away from here! it's drawing flies to our riding party!"
Sam was not a person who was easily intimidated, even by local royalty. Her green eyes sparked with anger at being talked to in such a tone. She straightened her shoulders (which coincidentally made her chest stick out even more!) and stood glaring at Gabriella.
"Madame, you are speaking to a freewoman. I take no orders from you or any of the upper class - my ancestors settled that 100 years ago when they lopped off the heads of some of your ancestors!"
Lady Gabriella's face flushed red and her dark eyes narrowed. "How dare you speak to me that way, you cheap whore! I'll slap you so hard......!" she shrieked and swung an open right hand at Sam's face. But Sam was much quicker and she caught Gabi's wrist, twisting it away from her.
Gabi hissed in pain and tried to slap her with the left hand. But the same thing happened and the tall brunette found herself with both hands trapped in Sam's strong hands. She couldn't think of anything else to do, so Gabi spat right in Sam's face.
That turned out to be another mistake. Sam pulled the struggling woman closer and gave her a solid head-butt. Gabi swayed gently for a moment, her eyes crossing and uncrossing several times. She then gave a funny little giggle and suddenly sat down in the road, a silly smile on her face.
Sam just grinned at the knocked-stupid Gabriella. She caught several of the guards smiling - evidently they weren't big fans of their mistress. Sam gave them a saucy little curtsy and started to walk away. That was when someone yelled "Look out!". She turned just in time to find Gabriella had regained her senses and was trying to sneak up behind her, a small knife with a jeweled handle clutched in her hand.
Gabriella brought the knife down overhanded but Sam was too quick and darted back out of range. When Gabi lunged at her, Sam again caught her forearm and twisted it away from her. "Drop it" she snarled, twisting harder. Gabi screeched in pain and after a moment opened her hand and let the weapon fall to the ground. Sam pushed her away and the tall woman staggered and flopped into the dirt.
Gabi sat rubbing her sore arm for a moment as Sam beamed a happy smile at her. The angry woman's face turned a bright shade of red and she screamed at her guardsmen "No one interferes with us! No matter what happens you all stay out of it - understand?!'
The guards nodded solemnly. They had heard these words before, usually a prelude to Lady Gabriella doing something nasty to one of her subjects. But this time she was messing with Sam and things would not turn out the way she was used to. But she was about to find that out.
Gabriella scrambled to her feet for the second time. She was so angry she was practically spitting. "I'm going to tear you apart, you low-born trash! I'm going to RUIN you!" she shrieked. She ran to a guardsman and pulled his sword from his sheath. Then she turned and charged Sam.
The blonde wisely retreated until she got to her horse. There she quickly pulled down her oaken quarterstaff. She took a defensive stance and let Gabriella take the offensive.
Gabi was actually no better with the sword than she was with her knife. She made several wild swings at Sam, missing by a wide margin. Sam let her swing until she had practically worn herself out. Then when Gabi slowed down, gasping for breath and letting the sword sag in her hand, the blonde beauty attacked.
She used both ends of the quarterstaff to bat the sword back and forth in Gabriella's hands. She finally brought down one end of the staff to give m'lady a nasty hard rap on the knuckles.
Gabi wailed as the sword dropped limply from her hand. Her cry was cut short, though, when Sam buried the end of the staff in her soft belly. Gabi's eyes bulged and she blew out an agonized breath. "Huuuugggghhh" she gasped and bent over, clutching her belly with both hands.
"What's wrong, Lady Gabriella?" Sam taunted her "When are you going to ruin me? You look like the one who's being ruined!" Gabi could only try to suck in air as she made a loud wheezing sound.
Sam began to drive her back off the road with short hard pokes to her shoulders and chest. Gabi tried to resist but Sam was strong enough to make even the small nudges with the staff painful and effective. She finally stopped driving Gabi back when she was under a big tree.
Lady Gabriella was gasping for breath but in a few moments she was able to snap at Sam. "You're so tough with a weapon - it's be a different story if I had the quarterstaff!"
Sam glanced once over Gabi's head then gave a secret little smile. "Okay, then, Lady Gabriella - here you are - one quarterstaff! Just remember the only rule - no big overhead swings with the staff."
Gabi's eyes narrowed and she smirked at the sexy blonde. "Oh, absolutely! I'd never swing this staff at you overheaded - LIKE THIS!!" she shouted and then used both hands to bring the staff in a wide sweep over her head. What Gabi had failed to notice - and Sam had - was that there was a large hornets nest directly above her.
When Gabi swung the long staff, it collided with the bees nest. Unfortunately for her, the bottom part of the nest then fell straight down and landed in the top of her lowcut dress. The dark-haired woman froze for an instant, just staring in horror at the dozens of bees suddenly buzzing around her chest. Then she shrieked and started jerking and moving around wildly, all the time screaming at Sam.
"Oooowwwww! You caused this, you bitch! Ahhhh! The bees - they're stinging my titties! Yeeowww - somebody help me, Owwwww!"
Sam roared with laughter as Gabi gyrated around the clearing, trying in vain to get the bees out of the front of her dress. "You've just invented a new dance - we can call it 'The Bitch Twitch'!" Sam giggled.
Gabi finally gave up trying to swat the bees and she ran for the river, wailing like a siren all the way until she dove headfirst into the water. There was a lot of splashing and gurgling for a bit, then Gabi slowly walked out of the water. She was naked from the waist up with only a thin pair of panties and her high leather boots still on. Her chest, face and arms were covered with blotchy red spots where the hornets had stung her. She even had a big sting right on the tip of her nose and she kept crossing her eyes trying to see it. Her hair was soaked and hung down in her face and she slumped forward, seeming to be on the verge of breaking down and crying.
"Oh, my, Lady Gabriella! You look a fright!" Sam told her, pretending to be concerned. "But look on the bright side - your chest will swell up now and it'll look like you have boobs!"
That remark seemed to energize the wicked woman. She gave another angry shriek and charged her laughing conqueror. Sadly for her, Sam had regained her quarterstaff and when Gabi got close enough Sam gave her a solid thrust in to the pit of the stomach. Gabi blew out an agonized gasp and managed to turn away before bending over at the waist, holding her injured belly.
Sam didn't let up. She gave Gabi's upturned ass a savage kick and the topless bitch with flying forward, right toward a big oak tree that was forked in a Y-shape. The black-haired vixen fell over the narrow fork of the tree and Sam gave her an elbow smash to trap her in the Y. Gabi yelped and kicked but she was stuck tightly in the trap. Her butt jiggled and wobbled as she tried to escape.
"Lemme go! Lemme loose!" Lady Gabriella howled. "Guards! Guards! Get me loose!"
Her guards just stood there, trying not to smile at the ridiculous woman wiggling helplessly in front of them. "But m'lady, you said not to interfere no matter what!" one of the guards pointed out.
"Aaaahhh! You idiots! Never mind that! Get me out and arrest that blonde hussy!" Gabi yelled.
Sam had had just about enough of the brunette's big mouth, so she strolled over and yanked off the scraps of Gabi's panties. When Gabi started to say something else, she quickly stuffed the wet undergarment in her big mouth. Gabi still kept struggling and was screaming through the cloth.
Sam stared at her a moment, her green eyes smouldering. Gabi's big white butt was wiggling and bouncing around as she tried to escape her tree prison.
Then Sam felt a tap on her shoulder. She turned to see one of the guards pointing first to Gabi's ass then to the quarterstaff still in Sam's hands. She smiled and nodded.
Then she began spinning the staff in a tight circle and when she had it moving in a blur she stepped forward and applied the wooden pole to Gabi's pale ass.
"YYYAAAAHHHH!!!" the black-haired slut howled in terrible pain. Her ass squirmed and her booted feet drummed rapidly on the ground. "STOP! PLEASE! STOP! MY ASS IS GOING TO EXPLODE!" Gabi wailed. Any plans she had been dreaming up to punish Sam were forgotten as her ass was whipped until it went from white to a bright cherry red.
Sam kept whacking away at her rival's big butt until Gabi stopped screeching and went limp. The sexy blonde plucked a few wild daisies and stuck them stem-first in the lady's red behind.
"I thought she wasn't good for anything but it turns out she makes a good flower vase!" Sam joked with the guardsmen. They were all laughing when a horsemen came around the bend and rode up to see the bizarre scene. "What's going on here?" demanded Prince Rob in a commanding voice.
Everyone froze for a moment, then the Prince broke into a grin. "I see Lady Gabriella finally met someone who knows how to deal with hateful bitches. Would that someone be you, Samantha?"
Sam was stunned that the Prince remembered her name. She just nodded and soon they were chatting merrily along and Rob invited Sam to come to his castle for a royal dinner.
Sam was still standing there in a sort of happy daze when she heard Gabi stirring. "Uhhhh! Wha' happen?" the groggy bitch moaned. Sam gave one last spin of her staff and gave Gabi a final thump right between the eyes. "And they lived happily ever after!" Sam said with a happy smile.
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