Ella and Goldie met on a cruise ship and just didn’t get along … their problem, of course, was Ella’s husband. For days a little verbal war had been raging with barbs and innuendos until finally it came to a head at poolside. Siting at a table and speaking low so has not to be overheard the two of them tore into each other with cursing, insults and name calling. Things we said that could not be taken back and could never be forgiven. Finally, Goldie mentioned what she would love to do to Ella’s breasts and crotch if she had the chance and Ella immediately challenged her. Clashing right there at pool side was out of the question as they would have been separated immediately before each had the opportunity to work the other over sufficiently so they were going to use our suite for the fight. Because of the furnishings and breakables in the suite, we decided to use the 12x36 foot balcony knowing all we had to worry about was being sure no one went over the rail. Opening the doors and moving the deck furnishing aside, we awaited Goldie’s arrival. Ella was already on the balcony when Goldie knocked on the door. Admitting Goldie, she dropped her robe, kicked off her slippers and strode quickly to the balcony where the two women clashed immediately. After throwing a couple of fists each they latched onto each other’s hair and the catfight began.
Who wins this battle of jealous, mature women? The deciding factor might be their ages, Ella is five years younger and although that is not much in this age group it can significant.
Ella (Left) Age 64 5’4” 165 Pounds 40D
Goldie (Right) Age 69 5’3” 180 Pounds 38D