[herboyfriend]

Pop star Taylor Swift has been upset after losing a wrestling match to model Karlie Kloss. Since the occasion which left unpleasant memories imprinted on her mind, the 28 year old singer and songwriter has wanted a new opponent, and it eventually came in surprising form. Maye Musk, a model who is 69 years old and has only recently been defeated by Katy Perry, has come forward to challenge Taylor to having a fight in the ring.
Taylor Swift, who considers Maye an easy target, almost not worth bothering has agreed to fight her - for, as she emphasised,training purposes. Maye, however, announced to her fan community that she has a lesson for Taylor which the pop star will benefit from when learning that Maye can destroy her as easily as Katy did before her.
Taylor laughed derisively at Maye?s prediction, saying only: Bring that crazy old hag on!
Will Taylor gain a victory over the ageing model, or is Maye going to bring a bitter experience to her?






MAYE MUSK: 69 years, 5-8

TAYLOR SWIFT: 28 years, 5-10






Maye Musk:





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Taylor Swift:

[Ginny38]

IF Maye can't beat Katy Perry, she surely can't handle someone as quick and powerful as Tay-Tay who has "owned" Perry, hasn't she?

(Well, if she hasn't, she SHOULD! Taylor going on stage to accept another dozen or so Grammys with a cute brunette bauble like Katy Perry hanging around her neck.... swinging side-to-side in that awesome Swift cleavage... that would be mag!!)

[herboyfriend]

IF Maye can't beat Katy Perry, she surely can't handle someone as quick and powerful as Tay-Tay who has "owned" Perry, hasn't she?

(Well, if she hasn't, she SHOULD! Taylor going on stage to accept another dozen or so Grammys with a cute brunette bauble like Katy Perry hanging around her neck.... swinging side-to-side in that awesome Swift cleavage... that would be mag!!)

I had to read this three times, very confusing. - Taylor Swift has lost every single battle to Katy Perry, in about four polls I put up; not even one victory for Swift. So, where does this come from?

[Ginny38]

I had to read this three times, very confusing. - Taylor Swift has lost every single battle to Katy Perry, in about four polls I put up; not even one victory for Swift. So, where does this come from?[/quote]

Well, that just PROVES what a lot of people say... I don't pay attention. (I was pretty sure ONE OF THEM had won most, if not all, the times they met, so I had a 50-50 chance of being right!)

Besides, I'm just messin' with you . Swift should easily beat this woman - who's older than I am. And I doubt Swift could beat Perry IRL, but then until they do it for real, it's just an opinion.

Hope you weren't upset with my somewhat confusing mis-stating of actual facts. (I usually just make up whatever I need to support my argument!)