Singers
Kristin Chenoweth and
Ariana Grande meet at a party and, during their conversation, start to have a discussion about who of the two has the better voice. What started as an opinionated but polite dispute soon escalates into an argument in which both women begin to raise their voices, becoming increasingly angry, until finally Ariana calls Kristin a ‘stuck up old goat’ and Kristin in return insults Ariana calling her an ‘attention seeking slut’.
The two women end up glaring at each other with eyes of steel; suddenly Ariana slaps Kristin’s face, and Kristin slaps her back.
‘You bitch!’ Kristin hisses at her. ‘How dare you! Let’s see who’s the better singer! Have you got the guts for a battle of voices?’
‘That, and more!’ Ariana replies without hesitation. ‘After I trash you in a singing contest, step into the ring with me, you old washed up dwarf, and fight me!’
‘Dwarf!’ Kristin repeats indignantly. ‘Look at yourself, you twig!’
They step up close to each other, each woman trying to look down at the other. Kristin, at her height of 4’11”, in the same moment has to face the frustrating fact that even ‘little’ Ariana is an inch taller than her, and while 5’0” Ariana triumphantly smiles, enjoying the very rare moment of being the actually taller woman, Kristin steps away from her and says angrily, ‘Well, you stupid cow, let’s see who has got more brawn in her arms! I promise you, I’ll squash your ribcage in mine!’
‘You? You little waif? I’ll squash you like a fly, you tiny flea!’
Soon after their unpleasant encounter, Kristin and Ariana meet in an arena, to hit the stage and step into the ring, battling with their voices and their muscles in front of their fans. In their wrestling match, each woman will try to rip her rival’s dress off her, and the loser will leave the ring wearing not more than her panties and bra.
KRISTIN CHENOWETH: 50 years, 4’11”, 45 kg, cup 30C
ARIANA GRANDE: 25 years, 5’0”, 47 kg, cup 32A
Below: Kristin battles onstage to prove she’s the better singer.https://youtu.be/fD1hWjffGeEBelow: Ariana delivers her performance, announcing to her fans it will ‘trash Kristin’s’.https://youtu.be/H4E-JCUkj6YKRISTIN, below: ‘In spite of being double her age, I’ll not only squash that arrogant brat in the ring and rip her dress to shreds but I’m also the prettier, sexier female of us two, as the readers of
CelebToday I’m sure will show in their votes!’
ARIANA, below: ‘My fans count on me that I’ve got the voice and the strength to beat her both as a singer and as a woman who’s got the brawn to rip her dress off her and slap her walnut sized brain out of her skull, but it’s also obvious I’m the prettier, much more attractive woman!’
Kristin Chenoweth, below, in her red dress she’s going to wear for the fight in the ring: ‘I can already predict one thing - In my fight with Ariana, I’ll keep my dress on! It’s she who will leave the ring beaten and in her bra and panties! Did I say ‘bra’? Gawd, I don’t know why on Earth she would even wear one!’
subaru brz 0 60 manualAriana Grande, below, wears her green dress for her fight with Kristin: ‘That skinny old tart is ugly enough while she tries to do herself up as if she was a real woman, but without her dress on the world will only finally see what a hideous scarecrow she really is! Oh fuck, when I tear her rag off her I’ll have to close my eyes, I can’t even look at her in just her panties and bra!’
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