What a joke. This IS NOT A FIGHT. It is never going to be a real fight, no matter how many times you try to twist it into such. At best,
its a slap spat. Did anyone leave with a broken nose or blackened eye? Fights involve punches, piles of hair on the floor, real damage
from actual violent attacks. Not 30 seconds of patti-cakes and some mild scratches. If blood is not genuinely spilled, its not a real fight.