CHRISTINA HENDRICKS AND SALMA HAYEK: BITTER BOOB RIVALRY TO END WITH FIGHT IN RINGby CelebToday correspondent NANCY FANCIFUL...Read the full article
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Los Angeles - Meeting rival actress
Salma Hayek at this year's annual 'Night of the Ballgown' charity event hosted by pop singer Madonna,
Christina Hendricks remembered the occasion when Salma compared her voluptuous bust to that of actress Susan Sarandon and to her dismay found herself outboobed by the seventy year old woman whose even bigger breasts dwarfed Salma's.
Christina, years after that memorable occasion, now proceeded to poke fun at Salma who was not happy being reminded of her humiliation.
Finally, as Hendricks continued to allude to the contest between Salma and Susan, Hayek lost her patience and slapped Christina's face.
Christina slapped her back immediately, and Salma, glaring at Christina's gigantic cleavage with a glance full of hatred, then spat at the taller woman's breasts which were only half covered by Christina's revealing ballgown while pushed up to a level where they almost reached Salma's chin.
Christina looked down at the other woman's spittle glistening on top of her boobs and running into her cleavage, and in retaliation angrily spat at Salma's face, directly into her rival's eyes.
In one second after this, the two women were seen grabbing each other's hair, pulling violently while shrieking obscene insults.
Security broke up the two wildcats' tangle but Salma and Christina vowed they would meet in the wrestling ring to settle things between them.
While being dragged away from the scene Salma was heard screaming at Christina, 'Fight my boobs with your floppy fatbags, you stinking rat, and my girls will paste them to a pulp!'
Fuming with anger, Christina - who was prevented by the security guards from running towards Salma ready to claw and slap the ranting Latina, screamed back at her, 'Come to the fucking ring tomorrow and run your big mouth there, you casting couch whore! I'll fucking tear each single hair from your head and leave you bald, you prostitute!'
The screams coming from Salma after that were unintelligible as she was forced to the outside of the building where she continued ranting at the rival actress in the most vulgar terms while escorted into the limousine taking her away from the party.
Meanwhile, the host of the event, Madonna, had appeared and, in shock at the unpleasant scene, asked Christina to consider the other guests and calm down.
Christina left the party immediately after Salma was removed from it, storming to her vehicle still fuming with anger and barking orders at the chauffeur to 'take her away quickly from this disgusting place'.
We now await impatiently Christina Hendricks and Salma Hayek meeting again in the ring where they will determine which woman can conquer her rival's breasts with her own as well as who will ultimately win a fight through a no holds barred wrestling match.
I am Nancy Fanciful, correspondent for CelebToday, your favourite classy catfight magazine for all things bitchy, reporting from Los Angeles.
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CHRISTINA HENDRICKS: 44 years, 5'7", 73 kg, bra size 36F
SALMA HAYEK: 52 years, 5'2", 54 kg, bra size 36C
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Salma's boobs:
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