SHIRI APPLEBY: 'I'LL TAKE CONSTANCE ZIMMER TO THE RING AND TEACH HER HOW TO FIGHT!'by Nancy Fanciful, correspondent for CelebToday, your favourite classy catfight magazine for all things bitchyA recent fight between
Naomi Watts and
Constance Zimmer ended with a disappointment for fans on both sides. The two pretty actresses battled each other to the point of exhaustion in each woman, and when finally neither of them could go on trying to get the better of her opponent they had to leave the ring with none of the two ladies being the winner or loser.
The draw between Naomi and Constance now has led Constance's co-actress
Shiri Appleby to challenge her.
As Constance is keen on redeeming herself (she once defeated tall, leggy and young model Karolina Kurkova in the ring, and even bested her in a 'Sexy Lady' competition) she accepted Shiri's challenge without hesitation.
She and Shiri will battle it out in a beauty contest through CelebToday magazine, then in a boob to boob fight in which the ladies determine who's got the stronger breasts, and finally in an ultimate test of strength - armwrestling, and a wrestling match in the ring in which the two ladies are wearing ball gowns of their own choice while each woman tries to rip her rival's dress to shreds.
SHIRI APPLEBY: 40 years, 5'3", 50 kg, 32B
CONSTANCE ZIMMER: 48 years, 5'2", 57 kg, 34B
CONSTANCE, IN THE DRESS SHE WILL BE WEARING WHILE FIGHTING IN THE RING:
SHIRI, IN THE DRESS SHE WILL BE WEARING WHILE FIGHTING IN THE RING:
CONSTANCE AND SHIRI TOGETHER:
