Sheryl Sandberg vs Katy Perry: Money Talks

herboyfriend · « **on:** November 10, 2019, 02:36:15 PM »

SHERYL SANDBERG AND KATY PERRY: BILLIONAIRE WOMAN MOCKS POP PRINCESS

When Katy (35) bragged about her millions she was not prepared for the shock this super-rich 50 years old lady gave her

As we all know, Katy Perry has always loved to brag about her pair of 32D boobs, sometimes successfully so while impressing every female around her, at other times with a result not entirely pleasant for her when women who considerably outboobed her forced her to compare her rack with theirs on the occasion. The pop princess may have become careful not to step into such traps since she bragged about her 'girls' at a party not realising that among the guests was Penny Underbust, a young lady who, while towering four inches over Katy, reduced her D cup breasts to comparatively something like flea bites next to Penny's unbelievable 38O boobs (which would swallow Katy's tits 4.5 times over). After bashing Katy's breasts with hers she crushed her in a wrestling match, and Katy swore never to let herself get into a position like that one again.
She seems to have forgotten to extend a new strategy of looking at her environment closely before bragging to other potential pitfalls though, such which haven't got anything to do with boobs but with other measurable and sometimes competitively compared assets.
In the recent case, Katy has suffered some embarrassment through measuring her power of money against that of another woman.
During a gala, she bragged about her net worth of, currently, 330 million dollars, and wasn't aware of being overheard by a Sheryl Sandberg, the 50 year old billionaire.
The 5'8" tall woman approached Katy with a smile, looked down at the smaller pop princess, and said, 'So, Katy, you feel really rich, don't you! Well, guess how much money I've got!'
Katy was clueless, and her jaw dropped when Sheryl informed her, enjoying every syllable she dropped in Katy's ears, 'One...point...eight...billion, Katy...Oh, yes, 1.8 billion dollars. Still feel like bragging about your...pocket money you earn with your holiday job singing about getting fucked by boys? Hahaha!'
Katy stared at the woman in disbelief. Sheryl put an index finger under Katy's jaw and forced her to look up at her. 'Yes, little Katy, I could buy your whole life, blow my nose in it, and drop it into a garbage can.'
Katy had enough. Trembling with anger, she slapped Sheryl's face hard; but, Sheryl slapped her back equally forcefully, and in the next moment the two women stood with their fingers entangled in each other's hair, each ripping strands of it from her enemy's head.
The fight was broken up by Katy's and Sheryl's friends but the two ladies swore they would continue the fight in a ring until its bitter end.
The women have agreed that the loser will have to pay 50 million dollars to the winner of a wrestling match.
Katy's friends have already pointed out that in their opinion the amount of of 50 million is unfair to Katy considering her relative 'poverty' compared to the resources of her immensely rich opponent.
Katy, however, has told CelebToday magazine she is confident to win the fight and add the amount in question to what Sheryl mockingly calls Katy's 'pocket money'.
'I'll squash that arrogant bitch and make her sorry. Watch her face when she has to write that cheque, she'll be bursting with helpless anger!'
Sheryl also had voiced her opinion of the upcoming fight. 'Poor girl, I hate to make her even poorer, but then I guess she really has got to learn her lesson. But I might at least give her a voucher for the charitable soup kitchen after pounding her senseless in that ring!'

We now look forward to the fight between Sheryl and Katy!

I'm Nancy Fanciful, correspondent for CelebToday, your favourite classy catfight magazine for all things bitchy.

SHERYL SANDBERG: 50 years, 5'8", 64 kg

KATY PERRY: 35 years, 5'6", 59 kg