THE IMPOSSIBLE MATCH: WILL SKILL CONQUER SIZE?By Nancy Fanciful, correspondent for CelebToday, your favourite classy catfight magazine for all things bitchyThe
huge bitch challenge continues, and giantess
Lindsay Kay Hayward faces her yet most unexpected opponent.
19 year old gymnast
Ragan Smith, at her diminutive size of a mere 4'6" in height, stands 27 inches less than Lindsay but has announced to
CelebToday magazine she wants to be next in the challenge of fighting the 6'9" woman.
Ragan, while reaching only Lindsay's waste with the top of her head, is convinced by throwing cartwheels, jumping into the air, and hurtling kicks at Lindsay's chin at a high speed she will confuse, devastatingly hit, and defeat the enormous opponent.
'She'll be like a sack of potatoes - heavy, and falling over when pushed,' she told
CelebToday.
Lindsay has commented on Ragan's ambition, laughing in her usual arrogant way: 'Oh my gawd! I'll slip one finger into her leotard, lift her, and spank her until the cows come home. What a cute little toy!'
CelebToday will watch this upcoming fight for you, and just like our readers our team is curious to see if Ragan's claims come to fruition - can a woman of her size conquer a colossal lady with her skills of agility and speed?
Lindsay's assets: Her size and weight, some wrestling skills
Ragan's assets: Her gymnast's moves on and off the floor, high speed
Tickets for this event are available now through CelebToday and the venue's box office.Lindsay: 32 years, 6'9", 117 kg
Ragan: 19 years, 4'6", 30 kg
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