Me and my big mouth....
I was talking shit to one of my cousin's best friends about how I good I could fight. Honestly I've never been in a real fight before, just some tussles here and there when I was younger but that's it. Anyway I was bragging about how I've knocked so many bitches out within a matter of seconds when the friend had had enough. She challenged me to a boxing match. I couldn't punk out and say no in front of everybody, could I? Looking back at it now ...I definitely should have.
There was no ring where we were and we didnt have boxing gloves...just 2 women with their fists up ready to do battle. My cousin yelled at "ding ding" and the fight was on! I looked good out there...for a moment. I was throwing jabs in the air taunting her to do something. That bitch slid slightly to the left and threw one punch that connected with my jaw. I literally saw stars. The next thing I remember was looking up at the sky and seeing my friends and family jumping around shouting and laughing saying "you knocked that hoe the fuck out!!!" I was indeed the knocked out hoe. Needless to say, no one had informed me that my opponent was a amateur boxer.
I slowly was able to get to my hands and knees when the bitch kicked me in the tits, causing me to fall tits first to the ground. I immediately grabbed my tits and begged her not to hurt my babies. She kicked me over my back, trapped my arms underneath her legs as she sat on my stomach. The bitch then ripped my shirt open and put a 2 handed death grip on my tits. My bra offered little protection as my this bitch was strong as fuck. She then lifted my bra and gave my nipples the most devastating titty twister I can imagine. The more I begged the more this bitch twisted.
After what seemed like hours of this (actually only a few minutes) she got off me and pulled me up by the hair. She had two of her friends hold me up by arms as she relieved me of the remains of my shirt and bra. The bitch then leaned in and whispered in my ear... "right or left?" I didn't know what the fuck she was talking about so I just stood there. The bitch punched in the belly so hard my knees went wobbly as she asked the question again. This time I screamed out "left" not wanting another punch. But another punch is what I got, and another and another..all to my left tit. This brutal tit beating lasted for who knows how long. She worked my tit over until it was swollen twice its normal size and had bruises all over it. She stopped, finally, and said "I want u to remember what your tits looked like before u challenged me". And with that I watched her, in what seemed like slow motion, crouch down and then come up with one of those Ryu dragon punches to my left tit. I promise I thought the bitch had literally knocked my tit off.
So I'm sitting here now, almost 24 hours later, my tit is in a bowl of ice, but it still hurts like hell. It's still swollen and I have no clue how I'm gonna be able to put on a bra to go to work tomorrow.
Damn...me and my big mouth....
