News:

@Freecatfights: Please follow us on Twitter for news and updates in the event of site outages.

Naughty for Christmas North Pole or just goofy stuff

  • 0 Replies
  • 1858 Views
*

Offline stormbolt7

  • God Member
  • *****
  • 5151
Naughty for Christmas North Pole or just goofy stuff
« on: December 26, 2019, 03:53:20 AM »
Few things not shown in those holiday specials...

Santa, Rudolph's nose is red. Think he got into the liquor cabinet again.

Hey Santa, few of the boys at the toy work shop. Would like to get Mrs Clause some lingerie this year.

Santa's sleigh really does zero to 80 on rooftops. When he hits the nitrous hot cocoa.

Santa the naughty elves. Sat Frosty, next to the fireplace.
At the Christmas party, again this year.

Not to mention .... 
After delivering presents to all the good boys n girls.
On the way back north, Santa stopped by and picked up some street walking ladies.
From the corners of Mistletoe and Vine.

Later the jolly old toy maker.
Was discovered laughing and being kissed. Under the Mistle-Hoes !!

Locally some Asian hippies.
Began preparing some birds. Cooking them under cannabis leaves.
They called it pheasant under grass !!