[sinclairfan]

YvonON:  How'd Week 1 of St John's training go??

TiDi71:  Really well, in fact.  I learned striking.  I want to fight Heather like Kelsey and Angie fought-- stand up.

YvonON:  St John's fights are supposed to be catfights.  The crowd will hate you.  And anyways, what if Heather grabs ahold of you?

TiDi71:  The crowd can kiss my ass.  And Heather too.  The trainer is showing me how to keep her at a distance with my arms and legs.

YvonON:  But what if Heather finds out that's how ur training??

TiDi71:  I can beat Heather in any kind of fight.  And anyways, who's gonna tell her??  Ur not, right?  Right???

YvonON:  I don't talk to Heather.  So ur into the fighting stand up style?  U still touching ur-self Kelsey and Angie's fight??

TiDi71:  I can't stop thinking about it.  Well, except for when I'm training.

YvonON:  What's the status on Princeton??  Did Angie get Early Decision??  Did she accept?

TiDi71:  Yes, but it's not official until Heather sends the deposit.  By Dec 31.

YvonON:  Which she won't do until you and her fight on Dec 27??

TiDi71:  U got it.

YvonON:  Huge stakes, then.

TiDi71:  That's right.

YvonON:  Then keep trainin' hard, hun.

TiDi71:  I will.
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YvonON:  I got intel for ya on your St John's opponent.

Heath71:  Spill.

YvonON:  Her trainer is working with her on striking.....Stand up punching and kicking.

Heath71:  But St John's fights are supposed to be catfights.

YvonON:  I know .... but they can't really engorce that mid-fight, can they?

Heath71:  I suppose not.  What do I do this week?  Ask my trainer to show me takedowns?  Learn stand up myself?

YvonON:  Probably both.  What Angie's status with Princeton??

Heath71:  She's in!!  They're just waiting for the deposit.

YvonON:  Which is just waiting for her mom to win a catfight!

Heath71:  I know!  So exciting!  Thanks so much for your planning and all.

YvonON:  My pleasure!  And thanks so much for training to kick her ass.

Heath71:  She has it cumming.

YvonON:  Why does your spellcheck do that?  Slut, lol.

Heath71:  Shit.  There must be a setting to fix that.

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YvonON:  T minus 24 hours.  Ready for your St John's fight??  How are you feeling.

TiDi71:  Horny af.  I didn't let my husband out of bed all Christmas Day.

YvonON:  Whoa, wait a minute.  You and him sre back in the same bed??  Since when??

TiDi71:  I know, I'm surprised too.  Since I've been training.  We just started making out on the couch.  Then fooling around in bed.  Then 24 hours of hate fucking yesterday.  I think he liked it.  I know I did.

YvonON:  So, you forgave him?  For the affair with Heather???

TiDi71:  I don't know ....  Is that what that means?  Do couples talk about it when they reconcile from an affair??  Or if I bring him back to bed, is that it??

YvonON:  Well, the sex .... Is that because of tomorrow's fight?  Or will you still want him after that??

TiDi71:  I used to think once Kelsey goes away to school in the summer .... shit, that's just 8 months from now ..... I would want to "play the field".  Like, catch up with old boyfriends, .... and girlfriends .... meet strangers in Tinder.  But now I realize I don't want to lose my husband.  Or half his $$$$.  Plus, yesterday's sex was amazing.

YnonON:  Yikes, girlfriends???  Bi curious???

TiDi71:  Well, I was.  (Why, aren't you???  ha!)  Anyways, if I can have days like yesterday with my husband, that's enough.  That, and Kelsey in Princeton. 

YvonON:  And Heather is the only thing blocking you from both.  No wonder training got you horny.

TiDi71:  She's ssssssoooo dead tomorrow.

YvonON:  Can't wait to watch it!

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YvonON:  Ok, Heather.  You gotta start levelling with me.  What's your bedroom situation??  Your own man???  Diane's man?  Neither???

Heath71:  That's a bit personal.

YvonON:  I've betrayed a friend for 4 months to help you, bitch!!!  THAT'S personal!!!  Answer the question!!!!

Heath71:  Diane's husband took his stuff out of here, and I'm expecting divorce papers from my husband as soon as the holidays are over.  Happy??

YvonON:  Sorry to hear that, babe.  But you''re not blaming me for that, I hope?  You wanted Angie in Princeton, I thought?

Heath71:  I got into this eyes wide open.  My husband and I were probably headed for a split anyways.  But how does Diane always land on her feet?  Her husband goes back to her.  And Kelsey beat up Angie.

YvonON:  Focus, Heather.  Angie has the early acceptance letter.  You're gonna mail in the deposit check, right?  Right??

Heath71:  I kinda .... sorta .... promised Diane's husband ..... Kelsey's dad .... to wait and see who won my fight with Diane.

YvonON:  HEATHER, YOU SNAKE!!!!  ST JOHN'S FIGHTS ARE TOP SECRET except to the women participants and spectators!!!!    ?!?!?! You'll ruin the event!!!!!

Heath71:  Keep ur pants on, I didn't tell him any details.  I told him I'm going to get revenge on Diane for Kelsey beating up Angie, before New Years.

YvonON:  I don't know, hun.  Risky on 2 counts.  Shouldn't have told him, and now what if Diane wins the St John's fight??  That check should be in the mail to Princeton, NJ.

Hesth71:  Well, I guess I just like risk.  And I guess I'll just need to win the fight tomorrow.

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YvonON:  Heather!!!!!  You go, girl!!!  Holy crap, that fight was amaze-balls!!

Heath71:  Thanks!!!  Glad it's over.  It was really my St John's trainer, tho.  Teaching me to grab Diane's hair, fall on my back, and then kicking up at her.  I kept waiting for Diane to change strategy, but she never did.

YvonON:  She's a stubborn bitch, always has been.

Heath71:  Oh, and how could I forget--Thanks to YOU, Yvonne, for tipping me off on Diane's strategy!!!  I owe you.

YvonON:  Well, you know how you can pay me back, right???  Is Angie's Princeton deposit in the mail???

Heath71:  Even better.  It's wired.  My soon-to-be-ex got on that this morning.  Once Angie heard I won the fight, she had him send it.  Which he was only happy to do--fewer marital assets.

YvonON:  Yeah, about that.... any chance you two will reconcile??

Heath71:  I'm not sure I want to, Yvonne.  With Angie not here in the Fall, I'm not sure there's anything keeping me in the Midwest.  I think I want to move near Jersey to be close to Angie.  Not on top of her, but closer than here.

YvonON:  I can appreciate that.  Glad to hear the Princeton deposit got sent.

Heath71:  Yah, it's a miracle--a Christmas miracle.  Thsnks again for that whole plan to get Kelsey out of the picture.  Brilliant.  I owe you.

YvonON:  Actually, that beatdown you laid on Diane last night was plenty.  We're square, girl. 

Heath71:  Thanks.  Maybe someday you'll tell me the story of why you hate her so much.

YvonON:     Perhaps.  We'll see.

Heath71: 

[ralbright2010]

So Heather is 2-0 versus Diane. We gotta' have more details of the beatdown! Perhaps as Yvonne probes Diane!?? please!!

[sinclairfan]

YvonON:  Hey!  How's everything down in Orlando??

ChiTownSara:  Not bad.  Little rainy--heard you're in a warm spell up north.  And I heard the St John's fights had 3 brawls.  Figures--the one year I miss, they're worth the admission price.

YvonON:  Well, ya shoulda known, right Sara.  And plus you knew they couldn't go wrong with Heather and Diane, the two sexiest MILFs in the school.  They're considering every year just requiring the two hotrest school Mom's to throw down, grudge or no.  Speaking of which....

YvonON:  Diane wasn't answering my texts after Heather kicked her ass.  So I drove over to her place, cuz I was worried, and no one was home.  You don't have a guess of where she coulda gone, do you??

ChiTownSara:  Oh, I dunno.  I don't talk to her much about personal stuff, certainly not as much as you do.  It's been months since I chatted with her.  How did she lose that fight anyways?  I didn't figure her as a fighter.

YvonON:  Total stubbornness is all.  She kept coming at Heather with her hands, and Heather just fell back into a guard position, then kneed and kicked her face.  Like, right into the jaw z couple times, that's why I got worried.

ChiTownSara:  Well, she's a big girl and can make her own decisions?  Right?  Y U so worried?  U feeling guilty??

YvonON:  Well, no..... it's just ....  don't tell Diane asked, ok?  It's complicated.  We're good, right??  U won't tell her??

ChiTownSara:  I think this conversation is over, Yvonne.

[ralbright2010]

Now we gotta' get the story on Yvonne and Diane. Is Yvonne chasing the defeated Dianne to just bask in her nefarious success? Is this a love/hate relationship on Yvonne's part? Dying to know what Yvonne's real motive for totally fucking over Diane....and her daughter!

[sinclairfan]

Feast of St John's 2019 President's Letter Recap

Dear St John's attendees, patronesses, and organizers:

Last Friday evening, for the 95th consecutive year, our school successfully organized our held our most important annual fundraiser for our school's current and future financial needs:  3 Feast of St John's catfights.

All three of this year's catfights were competitive and spirited (more on that topic later), and as such our first "thank you" goes to the 6 school Mom's who trained and participated in the evening's bouts.  Our three winners have received the customary coveted prize of full recusal from all volunteer-service hours for all of 2020.  Congratulations, ladies!!!  Enjoy your free time!

We also recognize, and humbly thank, all who attended Friday's event, and made contributions to our school's Annual Fund, and the many development projects with funding goals.  Your enthusiastic participation gave encouragement and motivation to our combatants.  We hope you found this years bouts to be well worth the price of admission--several of you have described the evening as your traditional "gift to myself" after a hectic Christmas season in which we mothers all too often provide for holiday magic of others, but sometimes are unappreciated by those same loved ones.  Receipts for tax purposes went out in today's mail.

Finally, we recognize the 2019 Program Committee for all their work in organizing the Thanksgiving balloting for this year's three fights, and for orchestrating the professional training our 6 "gladiatrices" received in the four weeks prior to the fight.

On a less cheerful note, I want to indulge your patience with me to address an important reminder about the need for absolute discretion in the Feast of St John's festivities.  The first rule of the Feast of St John's is that (with the exception of this one-time only newsletter) we don't talk about the Feast of St John's.  Not with the outside world:  grown women in organized catfighting has never been politically correct, albeit for different reasons in the past than today. 

BUT, and here's what I want to particularly emphasize in this End-of-the-Decade note, NOT WITH EACH OTHER, EITHER.  The Feast of St John's has its roots in the 1920s Progressive Era.  Our school leaders wanted to give the less economically advantaged school Mom's in our community a valid, sanctioned outlet against bullying by their more more wealthy peers.  As SAT scores in theory began as an initiative to level the playing field across economic classes, but ceased to serve that pupose once expensive "test coaching" classes became the norm; so, the egalatarian purpose of our universal "right to challenge" will erode if networks of women start feeding scouting tips to fight participants ahead of fight night.  The bully will simply be provided a venue to reinforce her behavior, without fear of redress.

Ladies, sadly, it has come to the Adminstration's attention that the excalated intensity of the Heather-Diane fight last Friday was influenced by a pre-fight tip provided to the victor by a member of our community.  Just as disturbing:  we have reason to believe that the 2 women engaged in a planned physical altercation at a Lake Michigan beach, after a St John's challenge had been issued.  This is an unacceptable scenario, and let me remind our community why.

Two grown women, with a grudge or greivance between them, being allowed to catfight out a solution is inherently highly risky to the school, and dangerous to the women.  There is perhaps no more primal, barbaric activity known to society than a genuine hand-to-hand catfight.  The school, and our fighters, must insist on the ability to rely on a level playing field when they battle each December 27th.  Just one fight "gone wrong" will be the end of this school, its traditions, and the sense of community we and our children all enjoy from it. 

Let's take this occasion to renew our vows to not be "chatty Cathy's" about St John's catfighting.  Thank you for your thoughtful consideration of this matter.

Happy New Year,

Your President

[ralbright2010]

Now this will get really interesting. Who ratted out Yvonne and Heather?

[sinclairfan]

YvonON:  Can you run to the grocery store for me and get a few things? I'm laid up for awhile.

Heath71:  Yeah, sure.  But, wait:  you saw the newsletter, right?  But, more important, what happened to you???

YvonON:  Yes, I saw the newsletter.  Your St John's  trainer tattled on us.  And, that's what happened to me.  Diane came over and confronted me about it.

Heath71:  Woah, huh???   Diane beat you up???

YvonON:  Not Diane--she doesn't have the balls to lay a hand on me.  Diane brought Kelsey, and then pulled down her pants and watch as Kelsey and I fought.

Heath71:  WTF is with her???  Forcing her daughter to fight someone?  And masturbating to it?

YvonON:  No...and yes.  No, Kelsey wasn't exactly being forced--she was plenty sore at me once she knew I was to blame for her losing out on her Princeton slot to Angie.  But .... yes ..... Diane does "have a thing" for watching Kelsey fight.  She had confessed to me she watched the whole Kelsey-Angie fight .... and masturbated to it.

Heath71:  WTF???  The could have killed each other.  She watched?

YvonON:  I know.  Sick.  She watched Kelsey and me go for 45 minutes.  Touching herself the whole time.

Heath71:  45 minutes?  You and Kelsey?  Well, now that I think of it ....  you ARE more experienced ...   but she's got the 18 year old cardio ...  not sure I'd care to tangle with her, even though I took her Mom.

YvonON:  It was horrible.  A total stalemate.  I tried to use catfighting tactics on her --tit-grabbing and stuff -- hoping she had never had them done to her.  But I think it just got her even more ... motivated.  She came right back at me.

Heath71:  OMG, Yvonne, you and Kelsey were fighting dirty with each other?  Clothes off?

YvonON:  Clothes shredded and all over the floor.  To Diane's delight, judging by the noises she was making.

Heath71:  OMG, gross gross gross.  So, how did you and Kelsey end things?  Did one of you give??

YvonON:  I didn't give, but I couldn't make her submit either.  Ahhh, to be 18 and invincible.  I think Diane could sense I was furious with her .... with Diane .... for the whole stunt, and she'd better bolt before I could lay a finger on her.

Heath71:  Well, .... , and I'm not judging you, Yvonne, just asking .... why did agree to let the fight go on that long??  Especially once Kelsey and you knew you were equal fighters?

YvonON:  Heather, Diane has me over a barrel with the School Board.  My only income is from real estate references I get from them for visiting faculty.  Now that my kids are out of college, my alimony is very slim.  If she snitches on me, I'm a Bag Lady.  You won't snitch on me to them, will you???

Heath71:  Well.....

YvonON:  HEATHER ?!?!?!?!?

Heath71:  j/k .... chill out .  Seriously, tho:  why did YOU help ME???  And Angie??? What's your original beef with Diane anyways.

YvonON:  Well .... and Diane doesn't know this, so DO NOT repeat this .... but when my husband and I wete going thru our divorce, my divorce attorney went thru his stuff finding dirt on him.  He was into phone sex.  And Diane was one of the women he had phone sex with.

Heath71:  WTF???  And you didn't confront her at the time???

YvonON:  I should have.  But I rationalized.  It wasn't actual sex.  She wasn't the only woman.  I was madder at him than her.  Yadda yadda.  End, then, I just was focussed on moving on.

Heath71:  Until .....

YvonON:  Until her daughter was a senior.  And applying to Princeton.  And I found out YOUR daughter wanted to go there, too.  Revenge is a dish best served cold, right??  So I introduced myself to you, and used the St John's fight scheme to screw Kelsey ... and her ... out of Princeton.

Heath71:  Goodness.  So ...  is it over now??  Between you and her??

YvonON:  Not quite.

Heath71:  Oh???  You're gonna kick Diane's ass?

YvonON:  Yes.  And step one is for you to get over here with food.

Heath71:  On the way.