Miranda Lambert sat in her Southern Mansion, an Old Confederate Slave Plantation Mansion her Great Great Grandfather Jefferson Beauregard Lambert had passed down through the women in her family. Miranda was always proud to be Southern Strong, A Southern Debutante with a whiskey chaser and a passion for guns and her Bible. Mirands was raised on that old Southern Belle diet of superiority and arrogance that had allowed them to run the slave breeding plantation that was the model for Mandingo the 1975 movie. .
At the same time, in South Central LA, Gwen Stefani was being ass-fucked by O. J. SImpson, who had her made up and dressed as Nicole Brown Simpson, right down to black eye and bruises. Serena Williams kissed O. J. deeply while yanking the "Hollaback Girl" by her blonde cornrows. "Yes, Daddy, Yes, make your Baby Girl cum....give me all your seed...i want to make a Little OJ Junior...." and this made OJ roar as he came deeply in Gwen's womb. Blake Shelton sat meekly watching from the corner, in daipers. O J had Black Lesbian Surgeon Dr. Rashad castrate the Country Legend, putting his small white balls in a jar and serving his baby dick to him and Gwen at their engagement dinner featured on Entertainment Tonight.
Miranda smiled thinking of the woman who had emailed her the idea of contacting O J and his network of Crips and Bloods to enact her plan of revenge.
She would create a Pay Per View during the Corona Quarantine and charge $49.99 to watch her as she was dressed in her Stetson and shit kicker snakeskin books and take on Gwen and her Lesbian Mistress Serena Williams. The Duo called themselves Bad Black and Beautiful, and were trained and managed by Black Venus. What they didn't know was the Black Venus was the lesbian xxxxxxx slave of Helena Locke, Mistress and owner of Kink.com. She regularly punished and brutalized Black Women who regressed to scared little girls peeing in their school uniforms, just as they had in the 80s and 90s when she was a Head Mistress at the elite Gotham School for Troubled Girls funded and supervised by Billionaire Playboy Bruce Wayne. . Each year she offered full scholarships for black girls from urban slums, often either gang members or prostitutes whose mothers pimped them out to their baby daddies.These juvie reform school drop outs craved submission to White Masters, their generations as little niglets being raised to be good House Negroes made them automatically regress to their childhood. Mme Locke supervised the hypnosis regression supplimenting it with Oxy and Quaaludes from Bill Cosby's Dr. Feelgood.
Miranda was reminded of the joke she told Serena Williams when she beat and brutalized The WIlliams Sisters after Wimbledon. She shoved tennis racquets in their asses and made them scream for mercy. What's the most confusing day in Harlem? Father's Day....that one always cracked them up at the VFW where she often visited Klan supporting Flag waving MAGA hat wearing rednecks and wife beaters and daughter molesters. She knew her fan base wasn't men like that, but she loved the rascals anyways. A poster at a concert proudly proclaiming that he listened to Lambert's music every night before bed brought her to tears onstage (Youtube has the clip, it really happened)
Amazon Prime with the funding of the Miranda Lambert Mandingo Society offered Mandino for free streaming during the Quarentine so that whitebois like Blake and their sexually frustrated wives would see it and be inspired to become cuckolds and Hot Wives, like Gwen Stefani, who publicly used Blake as a beard for her relationship with OJ to be concealed.
Serena and her sister were used as slaves on the Lambert Plantation, much as was shown in Mandingo. Miranda and Susan George played Mistress of the Manor, whipping the Williams Sisters into aborting their suckers bastards every time. They enjoyed putting on wrestling tights and beating them savagly with dirty double team matches known as Hate Crimes for obvious reasons. (Want more....offer suggestions)
Written concerived and directed for Amuse Productions by Charleton Hepburn.
