Have you ever had that awkward moment where you click with an opponent and they are super hot and your personality matches and then you have that awkward: So we are going to [fill in the blank] do you have a preference for setting, attire, rules, story, stakes, etc? You just want to have a good time and because you're a pleaser and want to play with your sexy new friend you want to do what they like cause that's always fun. Then you find out they are exactly the same which is cool but now you have to figure this whole thing out from scratch.
Well good news. Your friendly neighborhood annoyance has developed complete rules/settings that I am pretty much always happy to use. They can be modified as needed and hey they also give me an opportunity to slide you into an existing general story world. Maybe you're the new up and coming foxy boxer who just made it to the NAFBL. Or perhaps you're some smoke show catfighter with a bad attitude looking for the first blonde thing to bounce along in front of you in the local underground catfight scene. You could even just be sitting in Murphy's bar having a beer when he asks you if you want to make some money because your knockers are fuckin fantastic and he needs an opponent for someone looking to do some titboxing tonight (that's me duh).
Now for the settings/rules.
Titfights:
Murphy's is an Irish pub that's just off the nicer strip of bars. It's clean and decidedly irish but the nice part is the guys don't bother you. Weird right? Well none of them want to make a chick with a nice rack run when there is a chance they could see her with her boobs out. You see Murphy runs a titboxing ring in the basement. Dirt floor, wooden railings, just like an old fashioned fisticuffs ring.
Rules:
Hands off
You can grab hair, the waist, bear hug, etc but no striking with anything but your tits.
You win by knocking out your opponent and pulling off her thong or if your opponent pulls her own thong off in submission.
Smothers are legal and so are bashing your opponents face with your chest.
Attire: Topless with a skirt and a thong. (The skirt makes it harder to get the thong off but it keeps some of your dignity intact)
Gimmicks and theme: the idea is for this to feel a bit like a fisticuffs battle but for the girls. Usually in a one sided fight the winner spits on the loser's chest or won't take her thong off immediately if she gets knocked out allowing the winner to grind her tits a bit more.
Stakes: your thong, smothers, and victory poses. Murphy won't let you give the crowd a sexual show.
Foxy boxing!!!:
Welcome to the North American Foxy Boxing League (NAFBL). Perhaps you fight on the Canadian circuits chasing the next big purse. Maybe you box in the East Coast leagues or you're straight out of Kat's Bikini Boxing league in Vegas. Mexico city maybe? Cutting your teeth on some of Mexico's finest and curviest tiny bikini brawlers? Or even someone from overseas seas looking for greener pastures, a new challenge, or fleeing some devastating defeat. No matter your background you've proved you have what it takes to go big and make good money. Fights air once a week on Saturdays filming is done on Fridays during the fights.
Rules:
No rounds fights go to knockout (20 count to be sure you're knocked the fuck out)
All punches must be above the string bikini thong line. Punching to the tits is both legal and encouraged.
Attire: Small Bikinis and gloves only.
Gimmicks: All about the boobs honey. Rock em sock em. If you get popped out of your top you have to fight with them out so protect those big 'ol punching bags. Losers are banned from boxing for two weeks while your beat up titties heal. No one wants to see your loser bruises on camera.
Stakes: your bikini and gloves. Loser's get their tits punished for 30 seconds either on the ropes, in the corner, or on the canvas with the winner on top (yes you may sit on her face). You also have the option to take the loser to the locker room afterward.
Catfights:
Eden is the name of an old theater but it holds very different shows now. Gone is the stage and orchestra pit. Well. Sort of. Below the three tier seating and the bar area is a converted orchestra pit where catfighter test their skills on decadent velvet covering a slightly raised platform in the center. Got what it takes to rip and tear?
Rules:
No rounds, submission or knockout. Fight is preceded by a round of trash talking and posturing in front of the audience.
No hitting with a closed fist anywhere. No elbows. You may only slap to the face or push the face into the floor. No slamming the head. No use of your heels.
Hitting to the tits and pussy is legal. Knees included.
Attire: Full Lingerie. Bra, panties/thong, garter belt, stockings, and stilettos.
Gimmicks: Decadent rules catfight. If the loser isnt bright red and stripped (dignity and clothes). You aren't doing it right.
Stakes: Take whatever you like from her destroyed clothes. Whatever humiliation and victory poses you care to inflict. Smothers, pussy licking, fingering, parading, etc.
If I find other styles and settings I like and want to codify I will add them here!
Happy battles bitches
