MILA KUZNETSOVA: 'YOU WILL BE WATCHING KATY PERRY'S LAST FIGHT!By Nancy Fanciful, correspondent for CelebToday, your favourite classy catfight magazine for all things bitchyUkrainian plus size model
Mila Kuznetsova, most famous for her natural 36M cup sized breasts, is determined to bring a new component into her career: In September 2020, she wants to enter a cage for an MMA fight.
Mila has told the press she intends to travel soon to start training for that event.
Below: The press reports on Mila Kuznetsova's plans for becoming an MMA fighter.https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/mma/11829638/mila-kuznetsova-mma-conor-mcgregor/Reading a newspaper article on Mila's ambitions, Californian pop princess
Katy Perry commented during a press conference which took place in NYC, 'I don't know how she will get through a fight in a cage! There seems to be a lot of fat on her bones, but is there any muscle? How would she even cope with the training she wants to start?'
Mila showed herself infuriated when hearing Katy's dismissive remarks while watching a TV programme. Angrily, she addressed her through social media, 'Skinny scream bitch! I don't know how you get through a song on a stage! You seem to have a lot of stupidity in your brain but no voice to sing without playback! But one other thing is, you tone deaf goat, I've probably got more muscle in each of my arms and each of my legs than you in your whole underdeveloped body!'
Katy, reading Mila's insults on twitter, verbally retaliated without hesitating a minute, 'Seriously, you big blob of fat?? You talk about my intelligence but your own brain cells were only enough for making a career getting those ugly monster udders of yours photographed! Should we stand next to each other and compare our biceps? You'd be surprised, you walrus! Probably I'd lift you and throw you over my shoulder! I'd go into a cage with you if you trained for ten years and still thrash your fat out of you.'
Mila, who has recently been voted to become Plus Size Miss Universe Ukraine, continued the verbal battle between herself and Katy, 'You're not serious, are you? - Ha ha ha, the thought of you fighting me, with your pencil arms! Girl, if you're crazy enough to really think you could stay conscious after I even only slap your face then we'll meet up in the cage!'
'I'd have to be crazy to be afraid of you oversized punching bag! Let's see how long you can stay on your feet being kicked through that cage by me! I'll squeeze those tits of yours until you start collecting their fat in a bucket, you obese cow!'
After discussing their different points of view in such an unladylike manner, Katy and Mila came to the agreement that they will battle it out in the cage for which event Mila will fly to New York.
Mila told
CelebToday, 'This will be Katy Perry's last fight! When I'm finished with that stupid girl she'll never enter a cage, a ring, or a stage again.'
'Daring words from an obese girl whose career consists of displaying her bizarre mammaries and who is deluded enough to think she can suddenly become an MMA fighter,' Katy commented. 'If she gets into that cage with me this summer she'll never be able to fight in autumn. You can instead interview her on her traumatic experience visiting her in a nursing home after I got my hands on her.'
Below: Mila, proud of her size 36M bust, enjoys having pictures taken while forcing boob comparisons on girls standing next to her. Here, she told a very frustrated lady, 'OMG, my nipples are as big as your boobies!'
Below: At a cosplay party Mila met these two unfortunate girls and forced them to pose with her for a picture. She added to their humiliation publicly commenting on the photo later, 'Those two pairs of little titties combined couldn't fill a single one of my boobs.'
Below: At the same party, the Plus Size Miss Universe found another victim. 'How many times could you fit your pair of hazelnuts into just one of my melons?' she asked the embarrassed girl.
Below: Behind the scenes of a press conference, Mila forced a very intimidated blonde to compare her bust to Mila's for a picture.
Katy did not show herself impressed when
CelebToday sent her the photos of Mila humiliating ladies with small boobs.
'She may be able to poke fun at those poor girls but if she tries that boob comparison thing on me I'll have a big surprise for her. My 32D cup boobs may look small next to her monster tits, but if we went for a tit squeezing fight I bet I'd squash those things! Mine are firm and strong, they'd take on her fat hanging udders anytime.'
Mila seemed surprised at Katy's confidence in her bust's resilience. 'She can't be serious! I'll offer her to battle my melons one at a time with her pair of bee stings combined, and I'll squash her flat - well, at least even flatter than she already is.'
The two ladies have already met once in the meantime, and while Katy drew herself up to her full height standing close to Mila she seemed frustrated at Mila being taller than her. However, simultaneously Mila showed surprise discovering Katy didn't seem as fragile as she had imagined her.
The pop princess and the Miss Plus Size will fix a date for their encounter soon; their contest will include boob fighting (with, as proposed by Mila, her fighting both of Katy's boobs with one of hers), arm wrestling, and an NHB wrestling match in the cage.
CelebToday will keep you updated about the event.
MILA KUZNETSOVA: 32 years, 5'8", 36M
KATY PERRY: 35 years, 5'6", 32D
Below: Katy Perry
Below: Mila Kuznetsova
