Holy Jeezus, Look at all the hot chicks....fucking everywhere you look, there's one. I need a swivel for my neck!! I can tell this will be one hell of a battle with all these ladies. I don't even know who I'll pick...
I hope you don't mind if I wait in the sign- in line-up, I got a big bag of popcorn to share if the ladies want some (no worries, I'll always respect the ladies that put on a show for us)...I know the girls will show their claws soon.
If you need to hire a clean-up guy, I'll do it....maybe I can get some hair or torn clothing for my collection.
"Free popcorn...Free popcorn!!"
