JESSICA RABBIT FIGHTING...JESSICA RABBIT
'Im a better Jessica Rabbit than you!' - How a pop princess fights a cosplayer over their dispute about channeling the famous cartoon characterBy Nancy Fanciful, correspondent for CelebToday, your favourite classy catfight magazine for all things bitchyLos Angeles. When fans of cosplay Youtube star
Angie Griffin reposted pictures of hers - captioning all of them with 'a much better Jessica Rabbit than
Katy Perry' and adding a photo of Katy of when she wore her Jessica Rabbit dress onstage - Angie couldn't resist the temptation of making fun of Katy. She commented fans' tweets comparing the two women in Angie's favor with 'Katy should have grown a pair of boobs before mimicking a boobs related cartoon'.
Enraged, Katy told Angie she had a better pair of tits than the Youtube celebrity and would prove it to her anytime.
The two women exchanged several angry messages until Angie tweeted, 'Poor Katy, she's so bi that she's almost lesbian, and if she encounters my boobs for real she'll have an orgasm!'
When Katy demanded that Angie apologise to her Angie challenged her to a boob fight breast on breast and a wrestling match, suggesting the loser should apologise to the victorious woman.
Katy announced she's capable of forcing Angie to give in to an orgasm while resisting having one herself.
The cosplay star and the pop princess will now meet for their battle, and on the same day
CelebToday readers can vote in a poll asking them:
'Katy Perry or Angie Griffin - who is the better Jessica Rabbit?'ANGIE: 38 years, 5'7", 75 kg, 36DD
KATY: 35 years, 5'6", 59 kg, 32D
Below: Angie is confident her pair of enormous boobs will conquer Katy's breasts: 'My big girls can squash those pimples of hers until they burst.'
Below: Katy has no doubts her rack is better than Angie's: 'My girls may be smaller but they're definitely firmer than Angie's saggy tits.'
Below: Angie Griffin
Below: Katy Perry
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Sorry, one pic is missing and one double; but I think it's okay as it is?
