Fight took place in early 2018
Aubrey Plaza had a short vicious fight with Jena Malone and lost. It was basically a mirror of their first fight in a different setting with a different result. Jena fought the style Aubrey fought; win lose just inflict pain but winning makes it more fun. She could still hear Jena's laugh at the end of the fight. She was seating at the table looking at her drink. She and BFF Anna Kendrick sat down.
Next to seat down with her was Zooey Deschanel and she quickly sized her up. She loved Zooey but she had been doing that more and more lately. Sizing women up and wondering who'd win the fight and in this case, it was a easy fight. The second to seat down was Jaimie Alexander who no way in hell was she ever going to fight. Then she got a surprise, Rashida Jones came over and sat down the two old friends hugged. Two people left and Rashida and Aubrey were talking and talking and didn't notice and Aubrey looked up and there was Ashley Madekewe and before she could size up and wonder how a fight would go Ashley's former co-star came from behind.
Janet Montgomery was laughing and having a good time. Then she saw Aubrey and she went from the exuberant magnetic personality that all loved to absolute scorn. She looked at Aubrey and immediately thought of jumping across the table and choking her. "Aub...rey"
"Jan...et"
Janet sat down and Rashida nodded her shoulders she knew they'd fight again and fight tonight. She avoided their second fight, watched the third, heard about the fourth but would witness the fifth. No need to try and stop these two would always want to fight each other at this point. At least their fights would never be would never be… God only knows with these two they brought out the worst in each other or the best depending on your point of view. Aubrey’s toughness vs Janet was astounding but she wanted to prove her body better and Janet’s extra viciousness vs Aubrey was crazy, but she too wanted to prove her 5 feet 6 inches of 117 lbs was better than Aubrey’s
Janet sat down not taking her eyes off Aubrey; she knew whatever disdain she had for Aubrey was absolutely reciprocated. The silence at the table was deafening and Aubrey broke it up "Last time I saw you, you were naked, tied up and being spanked by me."
"True enough you won that fight but when you challenged me to go tits vs tits, I made your cries of surrender my ringtone."
They leaned forward and stared, Aubrey slowly reached and got her phone when she heard Jaimie talk "Wow you two this is awesome, first fight Aubrey gassed so lets not count that as a win for Janet but the second fight no doubt Janet won. Third fight well really that can't count but Aubrey choked Janet unconscious so you two have a score of 1.5 to 1.5 and look at you... Exciting is it true you the victor always takes a souvenir."
"Shirts" Aubrey said "First two fights she ended up with both my shirts, third fight I won them back and took her top and now I have two of her tops and mine back. I go to bed and put your hoody on knowing I earned it in front of your friends like Ashley here. I remember looking at you and thinking Janet just cost you your job."
"I used to wear that multicolored top and think about how you quit in front of Rashida. Really though the best was when I slammed your face in front of Amy, cancelled your show and walked out with your clothes” Janet was wearing a cute black and white dress and Aubrey had on a more form fitting dress. Janet kicked off her shoes after her last comment
Aubrey had her shoes taken off when she saw Janet, she knew they'd fight again. The fourth fight could have meant two things Janet acknowledging they were equal and further fights were pointless or it would mean that they’d always fight. This was the first time she saw Janet since, and it was obviously the latter not the former. She looked down at her hands “Last time I did challenge her to a tit fight and its like what tits am I right. Then we fought in the trailer, I put her in so much pain I touch myself at night thinking about the grip I had on her hair, all around the trailer we fought when she got lucky and kicked me out. Then I had to beg her to come out and fight me. We went crazy on each other again, I used these hands, put them on that throat and squeezed until I won. I watched you lose, watched as you slowly went unconscious, I’m the ONE woman who truly beat you. Not Rose, Not Katie no it was ME who truly put you down.”
Janet smiled her shoes were off and she responded “I used to be able to say that, after I smashed you into oblivion in front of Amy. Watched Chris cry as he knew you were not woman enough to beat me. I beat you then and I had the pride of being the woman to beat you, humiliate you taken away from me…”she cut Aubrey off before Aubrey had a chance to cut her off “Not when you beat me but my beating you became less special when Jena beat you. Beating you no longer makes me special and yeah Aubrey you beat me, and I admit it… You fucking beat me fair and square, when you tore into my hair on that couch I wanted to quit and then we went to war, and you won… You won’t do it again I promise you that. Not tonight, not tomorrow or ever again and if you ever try when the fights over, we won’t be doing this ever again.”
There was a tense silence as they stared, both said "That dress would..." That was it, they got up from their seat and now everyone at the party was looking over as jewellery was taken off while walking around the table to start fighting and this would be the first time they fought each other coming off losses.
They got in each other's faces "Want to finish what you were going to say Aubrey?"
"That dress would look great in my collection of your clothes."
"Bitch that dress is so nice when I beat you for it I'm going to put you in my trunk drive to your house and take back the rest of the clothes."
They stayed there big breaths coming out on each other’s face then a voice came from the back "Kick her ass Janet!"
Shortly after that another voice "Break her British spirit, Aubrey"
They both went for a headbutt to start the fight and that just dazed each woman. Though dazed Janet leaped forward but Aubrey twisted her torso, and both ended up on the table but with Aubrey on top of Janet. The women cleared the area except for Jaimie who sat there elbows on the table watching as the two wriggled around on top of the table. Janet trying to turn Aubrey but Aubrey maintaining a top position “Nasty” Jaimie said watching Aubrey get a hand on Janet’s cheek and scratch.
Janet to her credit didn’t scream but rather than pull at Aubrey’s hair she got her left arm behind Aubrey’s neck and since Aubrey was only concentrating on catfighting offence of hair pulling and face scratching she hit some punches to Aubrey’s side.
After the fifth punch Janet was able to get her hips out from Aubrey. She immediately turned to her side and threw a leg over Aubrey’s ass. That was enough for Aubrey to slide up on her knees and start to get her body straight. Janet got up one knee and when Aubrey went for her hair, she threw her head into Aubrey’s chest and drove Plaza down on her back.
Now Aubrey tried to twist and wriggle her way out but Janet wasn’t having it and though their dresses stopped them from getting their legs to wide Janet was maintaining a strong top position ripping at Aubrey’s hair while lifting her body enough to hit a punch to Aubrey’s stomach. She got her hand on one of Aubrey’s breasts when Aubrey grabbed a champagne glass and was about to hit Janet in the side of the head.
Janet blocked it and the two looked at each other and Aubrey smiled. She was able to get her calves around Janet’s and as Janet slammed Aubrey’s arm down releasing the glassware she was then turned around and put on her back.
Janet slid away and fell off the table. Aubrey grabbed the edge of the table and pulled herself off the table and splashed on top of Janet. “Yeah” Aubrey said and sat up slapping Janet so hard that people stepped back. Aubrey’s hand stung from the slap and she looked at her hand then down at Janet and she really slapped her hard she could see a full print of her hand on Janet’s left cheek and a trickle of blood.
“Fuck. You are completely broken now aren’t you.” She leaned forward and slid Janet’s hair back only to get slapped in the face with the left and punched in the stomach with the right. Janet then lifted her hips and twisted sent Aubrey chest first to the table. She slid out and stepped away from Aubrey who got up and threw a backhanded slap thinking Janet would be there.
They were seven feet apart standing up and breathing hard. Bodies sweaty from the quick strike body on body fight it had been this time as it was so many times before. “That what this is about for you. Breaking me!” Janet said fighting every urge to go over and slap Aubrey, pull her hair, punch her, scratch her, end her!
“It wasn’t but looking at you and hating you and fighting you repeatedly. You need to know it; you need to wake up and feel it. You’re here to fight me and this isn’t about Rose, it isn’t about some crazy Blonde. You need to know as close to equal as we are, I’m better then you so when I’m done with you, then you’re done permanently “
“Ok then bitch I want to be done with you as well and prove who you are, but my clothes aren’t here, and these are nice dresses.” Janet said reaching back unzipping her dress she was restricted with the dress “So you want to talk about feelings. How are you going to feel when I won’t walk out of here simply victorious but with you crying as I drag you back to your flat and make you give me my earnings from breaking you. Because bitch your right this isn’t about Rose it isn’t about Katie its about me and you finishing this and it finishes here with you broken” Janet held her dress out and Ashley Madekewe took it. Even though Janet made a similar statement earlier this one drew oohs and aahs as it was a promise. Janet Montgomery was promising to actually do that. She was promising to not just win the fight but to drag Aubrey out of here and take her clothes back
“Oh, you want to go to my place do you.” Aubrey now started taking off her own dress “Fine then that’s what will happen I’m going to beat you again. I’m going to bring you to my place while wearing your fucking dress and you tied up with these bras. I’m going to parade you around my street naked before I bring you to my backyard and make you watch as I burn all your clothes because bitch this ends tonight.” Aubrey held it out for Anna Kendrick and the two women Aubrey and Janet stood there with similar body types, Aubrey improved her body so much since she gassed out in their first fight. Janet still strong as ever, bodies starting to glisten with sweat the crowd was split as the stats for both on paper and not on paper were fairly easily split.
“On that we agree, nothing left on the tables, no excuses left we fight til one of us breaks the others spirit… We end this tonight.” Janet ended that pointing down at the ground
“Let’s end it. I’m going out of here with that dress and more importantly your fucking spirit” Aubrey said doing the same action
The crowd was making sure they stayed away, these two were intent on ending their feud on this night in front of both their friends in front of strangers and the word would spread which woman was truly the better woman. Dresses set aside, shoes and jewellery off and hair was down. Plaza and Montgomery in bra and panties in front of strangers one more fight and no one believed it could be a spirit breaker though even less believed it would be their last fight.
They launched at each other and those from England talked about how in Janet’s fights there she’d try to keep distance and fight the woman. Against Aubrey everything was opposite, she wanted to fight Aubrey’s preferred fight.
They collided together and hands on faces they scratched at the others face as deep as they could. Winning was great, hurting the other was a main priority.
Aubrey had Janet screaming first but it also made Janet dig deeper and now Aubrey was screaming. Aubrey’s first reaction to screaming was to raise her knee and it got Janet enough. Five fights and not counting the third it was the earliest Aubrey landed that blow. It wasn’t the level she usually hit her favourite move, so Janet hit her own at the same level
In close ripping at the others face without much room each had landed a low blow and pushed the other away.
Janet looked at Aubrey four scratch marks on her face and she slapped her right where the scratch marks where. It whipped Plaza’s face and body, but she quickly came back with a back handed slap and it whipped Janet’s face and body and when she was going for her own backhand it was to late. Aubrey Plaza was jumping in the air and hit a left slap that put both women down to a knee
Unfortunately for Janet, Aubrey’s knee was between her legs and her body was on Janet’s back. Aubrey grabbed Janet by the hair pulled then threw all her weight forward and slammed Janet’s face to the floor.
Janet blocked some of it with her arms, but Aubrey was on her back and had two handfuls of British hair and was rubbing Janet’s face into the floor. “Don’t bother quitting it won’t make me stop.” She yanked Janet’s head up so people could see her face and she wasn’t going to quit.
She got both hands down and started pushing herself up and then put her hands to the side and ducked her head and flipped Aubrey off her back.
Janet got up as did Aubrey who had to turn and face the oncoming Janet who got her arms under Aubrey’s and lifted Plaza up and ran with her into a wall. She stepped back with Aubrey and hit her into the wall again. Janet pressed her tits into Plaza’s “Remember last time in the dressing room.” She moved her tits clockwise on Aubrey’s “I’d do it again but truly what’s the point we both know that answer but let me give you a lesson at something else.”
She dropped her arms from the front under arm and grabbed Aubrey by the hair and brought her head forward then slammed it into the wall. “Harder to defend the back of the head than the face when going for this kind of attack”
Aubrey got her left hand between their bodies and her palm went on Janet’s chin and she was pushing up stopping the second attack and when Janet dropped the hair for a different attack it was Aubrey who acted first hitting a right stomach punch that lifted Janet’s right leg up in the air.
“Good advice, guess what you forgot though…I’m Aubrey fucking Plaza.” Aubrey had grabbed Janet’s hair and yanked it and had her face a few millimetres from Janet’s then turned her around and slammed her into the wall.
“Remember every fight what you hate me doing.” Aubrey hit a stomach punch then looked at Janet’s tits “I do remember the dressing room though.”
Aubrey slapped her tits into Janet’s twice then pressed hard “You got lucky”