The year was 1979 and Lynda Carter walked on the backlot of the Warner Brother studio toward her trailer. The tall raven haired bombshell was dressed in her Wonder Woman costume. She was about to reach for the door handle when Cathy Lee Crosby walked around the end of the trailer toward Lynda.
"Oh great." groaned Lynda as her bright blue eyes narrowed.
Cathy was dressed in the red and blue costume she had worn in the pilot episode of Wonder Woman that none of the networks would even touch much less pick up for a series.
"Do we have a problem Ms. Crosby?" asked Lynda softly.
"Ooo! I hate you." said Cathy angrily.
"Why would you hate me?" asked Lynda.
"How do I hate thee, let me count the ways." said Cathy.
Cathy turned her body and snapped a kick in that drove the toe of her boot into the back of Lynda's left thigh.
"Aahh!" screamed Lynda in pain and surprise as she leaned on the side of the trailer and her right leg.
"I hate those long legs of yours."
Cathy turned and popped a hard left hook into Lynda's belly.
"Oooosshhh!" spat Lynda as she folded over.
"I hate that flat stomach of yours." said Cathy.
Cath grabbed two handfuls of Lynda's thick black hair.
"I hate this perfect hair." said Cathy as she slammed Lynda's head into the side of her trailer.
Lynda started to slide down the side of the trailer, but Cathy grabbed her by the throat and pulled Lynda back up to her feet.
"I hate those big boobs." said Cathy.
She let go of Lynda's throat and punched forward with both hands driving her fists into Lynda's breasts.
"Awwwkkhh!" spat Lynda as she hunched her shoulders.
"And finally I hate those big baby blue eyes." said Cathy.
Cathy shot in a right cross that caught Lynda in the right eye, then a left cross into Lynda's left eye.
"ooohhh!" moaned Lynda as she slid down the side of the trailer.
Aside from being unconscious Lynda also had two black eyes. Cathy gave Lynda a quick kick in the gut, but she just jerked and made no noise. Cathy knelt planting her knee in Lynda's groin. Cathy pulled the gold and red tiara out of Lynda's hair and stood up.
"You don't deserve to wear this, Princess." spat Cathy as she put the tiara on and walked away.
