Dear sweet kindly and very perky Granny Toni... I fear my invitation to your lovely Club must have gotten lost in the mail. Or were you afraid to invite me? Understandable, I suppose, due to the consequences of our last encounter. But I was hoping for a bit more spirit from you. C'mon grrl!
Buckle up and let's get down!
At your inconvenience, of course.
Humbly submitted,
Jane