'MY BOOBS ARE BIGGER THAN YOURS'
Dita Von Teese mocks Katy Perry and finds herself challenged thereafter...THE BURLESQUE MODEL MADE FUN OF PERRY'S SLIGHTLY SMALLER ASSETS AND NOW FACES A FIGHT WITH THE POP PRINCESS
By Nancy Fanciful, correspondent for CelebToday, your favourite classy catfight magazine for all things bitchyDuring a live TV broadcast featuring, amongst several other women, burlesque model
Dita Von Teese and pop star
Katy Perry, the glamorous lady was not satisfied with talking about her sexy shows alone but also compared her 32DD bust to Katy's 32D cleavage, pointing out the difference in size and claiming Katy would 'look somewhat poor next to' her on a stage.
Katy was quick to reply to the affront, telling Dita her own 'girls will squash' the model's 'saggy udders to pancakes in a boob fight'.
Dita then told the pop princess: 'My big girls would simply bulldoze over your flee bites and obliterate their existence!'
Katy eventually challenged Dita to an arm wrestling match, and claimed she herself even looks better in a latex dress than her rival.
The two ladies are scheduled to compete with each other in a
sexy in latex competition, and after a battle of boobs and biceps they'll also step into a ring for a full on wrestling match in which finally one woman must completely defeat and humiliate her opponent.
KATY PERRY: 36 years, 5'6", 59 kg, 32D
DITA VON TEESE: 48 years, 5'3", 55 kg, 32DD
BELOW: DITA POSTED PICTURES EMPHASISING THE SIZE OF HER BOOBS AND RECOMMENDING TO KATY'S FANS THEY SHOULD 'SAY GOOD BYE TO THEIR IDOL'S LITTLE BEE STINGS'
BELOW: KATY DIDN'T HESITATE TO REACT: SHE PUBLISHED HER OWN PICTURES TO SHOW OFF HER BOOBS, TELLING DITA'S FOLLOWERS: 'THESE GIRLS ARE MADE FOR SQUASHING THAT BITCH'S SAGGING TITS.'
BELOW: DITA SUBMITTED HER 'SEXY IN LATEX' PHOTOSHOOT PICTURES TO CELEBTODAY MAGAZINE TO LET HER AUDIENCE KNOW SHE COUNTS ON HER FANS TO VOTE FOR HER IN A READERS' POLL:
BELOW: KATY WRAPPED HERSELF INTO THIS LATEX DRESS TO COMPETE WITH DITA, LETTING HER FANS KNOW SHE IS READY TO WIN THE POLL WITH THEIR SUPPORT:
BELOW: DITA
BELOW: KATY
