[Vassago]

ALISON ARMITAGE (Age: 24; 5'6" / 24th 0-3) vs KIM BASINGER (Age: 36; 5'7.5" / 9th 3-0)
Alison Armitage is put to another hard-punching test with the undefeated Kim Basinger entering the ring. The blonde actress has shrugged off all her opponents thus far and doesn't think her run will end in this round.


TANYA ROBERTS (Age: 34; 5'8" / 26th 0-3) vs DARRYL HANNAH (Age: 29; 5'10" / 3rd 3-0)
Darryl Hannah has taken her surfing board cause she thinks she'll rip apart Tanya Roberts in a matter of seconds and will have a lot of time for some high tide. But Tanya is mad over the top after losing another fight in the previous round and hasn't given up on beating the tall blonde just yet.


MARLA HEASLEY (Age: 30; 5'6" / 32nd 0-3) vs DONNA DIXON (Age: 32; 5'9" / 7th 3-0)
Donna Dixon is growing in confidence after three wins while Marla Heasley desperately seeks some breakthrough. However Donna might prove a little too much for the brunette and will postpone her chances of a maiden victory into the next round.


JERRY HALL (Age: 33; 6'0" / 20th 1-2) vs NANCY VALEN (Age: 24; 5'7" / 30th 0-3)
Jerry Hall is probably the most upset woman in the field after getting blown away by Darryl Hannah. Now she faces Nancy Valen who has also taken her share of pounding and is looking for a first victory. Jerry still thinks she's stronger then Nancy and calls her "a weak dumb bitch who'll get wrecked into a bloody mess". But the brunette thinks if Darryl Hannah could have whooped her ass, there's no reason to think I won't do the same".


SHARON STONE (Age: 31; 5'8.5" / 2nd 3-0) vs ROSANNA ARQUETTE (Age: 30; 5'4.5" / 31st 0-3)
Sharon Stone threatens the biggest beatdown of this round and thinks Rosanna Arquette won't last 60 seconds before running away in tears. The odds are very much settled and only the bravest of the brave would put their money on Rosanna.


KATHERINE KELLY LANG (Age: 28; 5'7" / 28th 0-3) vs HEATHER THOMAS (Age: 32; 5'5.5" / 1st 3-0)
Heather Thomas has chosen a fine blue bikini for this one only to find out Katherine Kelly Lang also likes the blue colour. This could be bad news for Katherine as Heather could waste little time by ripping her topless, no to mention a really rough contest in prospect.


DEMI MOORE (Age: 27; 5'5" / 12th 2-1) vs AUDREY LANDERS (Age: 33; 5'3" / 8th 3-0)
Audrey Landers is flexing her muscles after three victories but Demi Moore could stop her progress in this round. The brunette has found the bitch inside herself and the fight could really turn ugly for the innocent looking blonde.


EMMA SAMMS (Age: 29; 5'4" / 22nd 1-2) vs MITZI KAPTURE (Age: 27; 5'5" / 23rd 1-2)
Emma Samms is looking for her next opponent but Mitzi Kapture has only left for a few minutes to pick up her lifeguard equipment she wants to shove down the redhead's throat after she pummels her into submission. But will that plan work cause Emma is targeting a victory herself and thinks she has a good chance of doing so.

[Fandango]

I have voted

[Glamour Fights]

Alison Armitage vs Kim Basinger: It Alison gets in a slug fest with Kim that would be a big mistake. Kim would dominate such a fight. Alison would be better off going for Kim's hair. Even then Kim is too strong for Alison. An easier win for Kim then their relative sizes would indicate.

Tanya Roberts vs Daryl Hannah (with only one 'r'): Tanya and Daryl have both played cave girls. Tanya as Sheena in Sheena, Queen of the Jungle and Daryl as Ayla in Clan of the Cave Bear

I see a cave girl catfight. Tanya gives it her all in an effort to get her first win The fight is definitely not one sided. But in the end Ayla dethrones Sheena and drags her thought the jungle by her hair.

Marla Heasley vs Donna Dixon: Donna feels she is a lot tougher and better fighter than many of the comments she has read. She is out to prove it. Donna uses her size to control Marla. She gets the win with a double Boston crab.

Jerry Hall vs Nancy Valen: Jerry may be one of the most underrated fighters so far. She is tall and has a nasty streak. Nancy says she is more underrated than Jerry and will pull the weak blonde's hair out. Jerry says she will go after Nancy's equally long brunette hair. I see a real long haired blonde vs a long haired brunette in a classic catfight. Jerry's height advantage proves the difference as she gets Nancy down and smothers her.

Sharon Stone vs Rosanna Arquette: I think Vasago said it best in his fight description. This could be the biggest beat down this round. But it will also be the biggest sex down as Sharon will enjoy herself at Rosanna's expense. But then, maybe Rosanna will enjoy the post fight sex.

Katherine Kelly Lang vs Heather Thomas: Some may think Katherine beating Heather is an upset. I don't think so. I think Heather's reputation as a great fighter is a bit overblown. Katherine has lost three fights but to tough opponents. She has learned from those fights. She has the size and strength to compete successfully with Heather. I see Katherine turning the tables on Heather by being the more aggressive one. The fight will be long and hard, maybe the closest in the round. If alleged drug use by Heather is true, Katherine should outlast her. If not, then Heather could have the stamina to overcome Katherine in the end.

Demi Moore vs Audrey Landers: If you are going to show a bicep then you ought to at least have one. Demi's confidence grows as she laughs at Audrey's futile attempts to make a muscle. However Demi's arms look as skinny and rail as Audrey's. Demi has a reputation as a fighter. Audrey points out that she has had lots of fights with her sister Judy, some of them pretty ferocious. Maybe that is why she has a 3-0 record. This will also be a very close fight but Demi will get the better of the blonde with a camel clutch chin lock.

Emma Samms vs Mitzi Kapture: Mitzi showed a great attitude towards fighting in Silk Stocking and Emma's fighting techniques in Dynasty have not impressed me. True,these are scripted fights but one an gleam a little bit of their character when it comes to fighting and also how they can or cannot move their bodies. Mitzi and Emma will lock up more in a wrestling match than a catfight. Mitzi will put Emma in a jack knife pin in the sand. Then take the rope off her lifeguard's buoy and hog tie her for good measure.

[Glamour Fights]

Vasago's picture of Tanya Roberts as Sheena, Queen of the Jungle reminded me of the first Sheen Queen of the Jungle I saw besides the comic book. That was Irish McCalla on the TV series of the same name. As far as I am concerned, Irish had it all over Tanya.

Sorry I had forgotten about Irish and didn't include her in my 1950s sex symbol tournament. Of course she wasn't as well known as most of those in my tournament. As far as I was concerned she was one sexy very tough looking woman.

She was born on 25 December 1929 in Pawnee City, Nebraska, USA
Height: 5' 9½" (1.77 m)
Measurements: 39 1/2-18-37 (starlet, age 18 in 1947), 39 1/2-24-36 (as "Sheena" - 1956), 39 1/2-26 1/2-39 1/2 (reported quite fit in 1996), (Source: Celebrity Sleuth magazine)

Concerning her role as Sheena she said "I couldn't act, but I could swing through the trees."

A little bit more about her:
Overcame a brain tumor in 1969 and again when it returned in 1981. President of McCalla Enterprises, Inc. Member of Woman Artists of the American West. Her art work is displayed in the Western White House, Los Angeles Museum of Arts and Sciences, and the Cowgirl Hall of Fame. She was once a "Varga Girl" model. Has painted more than 1,000 paintings, eight collector plates and numerous limited edition lithographs.

The statuesque pin-up star whose measurements were 39-24-38, began appearing in girlie magazines; a photographer recommended her for the role of leopardskin-suited Sheena in the jungle series.


If we do some time traveling and put them at the same stage I think a great fight would be between her and Kathleen Turner.

[Mindcastle]

Great material, Goldenerafan, loved reading the material on Sheena and Irish.  Can vaguely remember the series.  I agree that Ursula, Kim, Sophia, Anita would not give Irish much of a challenge. She was a big girl for her times. She makes Anita look like a little girl in that picture of them shaking hands. Again, thanks again for sharing this little bit of film history.

[byline]

I am going for quite a few underdogs in this set. Probably wishful thinking on my part but someone has to support them.


Alison Armitage out punches Kim Basinger. Kim seems unbeatable and Alison has lost every fight. Kim is overconfident and careless. Alison hits her with a lucky punch that stuns Kim. Alison doesn't let Kim recover with some quick combos that sends Kim to la la land.

Tanya Roberts leaves  Darryl Hannah dumbfounded. I like Glamour Fights idea of a cave girl battle. In this case Sheena, Queen of the Jungle (Tanya ) is the underdog against Ayla (Darryl). But just like the biggest tiger is bigger than the biggest lion, the lion is still king (queen) of the cats. Tanya outsmarts and out tricks Kim to remain the Queen. Of course Tanya is not the biggest or toughest Sheena - see my comments at the end.

Marla Heasley thumped by Donna Dixon. Donna wins one for the blondes. She uses here size, both height and weight, to push Marla around. She pins her against the wall where she works her body over before dropping her to the ground for a punishing chin lock/ cobra clutch.

Jerry Hallstuffs sand down Nancy Valen's Baywatch swimsuit. Both women brag they are the stronger. Jerry proves it in a test of strength as they lock up fingers. Maybe Jerry isn't stronger. Maybe she just uses her 5 inch height advantage fore leverage. Doesn't mnatter as she forces Nancy to her knees and they to her back. Jerry sits on Nancy and stuffs sand down her top to grind on her tits. She spreads Nancy's swimsuit away from her crotch area and stuffs and up then. Jerry finishes the humiliated Nancy off by bitch slapping her silly.

Sharon Stone has her pubic hair ripped out by Rosanna Arquette. My opinion Sharon's record is not reflective of her fighting abilities nor is Rosanna's. Sharon is way overconfident. Rosanna is very determined to win and she is as strong as Sharon. Rosanna is aware of Sharon's famous crotch shot with no panties. Once again Sharon eschews panties. That allows Rosanna to get a good grip on her pubic hair and rip it out. Sharon ends of crying over the pain and the loss of her fuzz.

Katherine Kelly Lang rips Heather Thomas' tits off. Another case where the fight records indicate a mismatch in Heather's favor. They get into an argument of who has the right to wear a blue bikini. They rip each others tops off. Katherine has the much bigger tits but this works to her advantage. Heather can get ahold of them but her hands aren't big enough to grab all of the tit. Katherine's hands engulf Heather's tits. She is able to squeeze, twist and pull them more that Heather can hers. Heather must submit. She would have been better off sticking to fighting instead of a tit mauling contest.
Demi Moore falls victim to

Audrey Landers. Once again I am predicting a win for what seems to be the underdog although some think it will be a close fight. Audrey not only has practiced in fights against her sister but she has been involved in gymnastics. She has the better body control and flexibility over Demi. When they lock up to throw each other down it is Audrey who surprises Demi and gets her on the ground seven times out of ten.
Emma Samms beaten up by

Mitzi Kapture No underdog win this time. Mitzi is too strong and too good a fighter for Emma. When she is down punching Emma's lights out she hog ties her with the cord from her buoy just like Glamour Fights said.

I loved the pictures of Irish McCalla as Sheena and the page goldenerafan gave us. I agree that the other Sheena's don't come close to matching up with Irish. I think Mindcastle has hit on something and I proposed that Irish take on the winner of the 1950s Sex Symbol Tournament. Maybe she even takes on the top four or five finishers and pounds them into oblivion one by one.

[Vassago]

Fifth round is coming up tomorrow and here are post-fights recaps for Round 4:

Alison Armitage (35) vs Kim Basinger (40)
The redhead actress is leading the winless armada after yet another close fight where she bravely held on until the point she had to submit. Kim was given a good test here but proved to be just a little bit stronger and knocked Alison out after a lenghty contest which could have gone either way if Alison's strenght didn't let her down.

Tanya Roberts (37) vs Daryl Hannah (42)
This seemed to be the experts' favourite fight and Tanya surely didn't disappoint by taking it to Daryl right from the start. Daryl was forced to abandon her surfing lessons since Tanya's Sheena image was the one that finally got her within sights of victory. But Daryl isn't unbeaten for nothing and in fact, a "Cave Girl" fight is equally as good for her as a martial arts beatdown in Kill Bill style. In the end Daryl smashed Tanya's head over a tree and dragged her by the hair around the jungle with the native observes playing out The Smith's "The Queen Is Dead" tune announcing that Darryl Hannah is the new sheriff in town (or jungle for that matter).

Marla Heasley (24) vs Donna Dixon (44)
No such a close combat here as Donna was much stronger then Marla and quickly pinned her for victory. Neither of the experts had other ideas and Donna's early run of success has her among the elite of 1980s competition. Will she stay there once the big guns come her way, remains to be seen.

Jerry Hall (39) vs Nancy Valen (32)
GlamourFights had this fight turning into a wild hairpulling contest with Jerry coming out on top and byline suggested the blonde model will tear the brunette's swimsuit and stuff some sand behind it. Looks like both got their wishes as Jerry was furious in pulling Nancy's hair out and despite the brunette's best response, it was Jerry who forced her opponent on the ground where Nancy would always struggle to avoid another defeat. Not to mention Nancy was already half-bald after Jerry mercilessly ripped her hair out and lost only a couple of chunks herself. Once Jerry pinned Nancy on the sand, she was in full control and tore up the Baywatch swimsuit and rubbed sand all over the brunette's tits and crotch for the ultimate victory.

Sharon Stone (48) vs Rosanna Arquette (27)
No underdog success here as Sharon handed Rosanna the biggest beatdown of the entire round which promoted her into the overall lead as Heather Thomas had a little tougher contest against Katherine Kelly Lang. As GlamourFights suggested, post-fight sex-slave scenario is also on the cards but Rosanna was so bruised and battered she barely remembers what happened there.

Katherine Kelly Lang (33) vs Heather Thomas (43)
Only barbosa got this one correct but Katherine had showed so much skill it costed Heather the overall lead for the time being. Heather quickly ripped Katherine's bra off and looked set to punch Katherine senseless only to find out she will have to fight topless too after Katherine ripped her bra in a matter of seconds. Despite a winless record Katherine believed she could actually beat Heather up but this wasn't going to happen as several hard punches send Katherine on the floor where Heather kicked her into a brutal KO to finally earn a fourth victory albeit in not such a dominant fashion she'd hoped for.

Demi Moore (41) vs Audrey Landers (34)
The blonde's perfect record is smashed into pieces by the very malicious Demi who wants everyone to know she's the real bitch around. Audrey might have flexed her biceps before the fight but she got knocked out instead and it was Demi who stood tall afterwards with her foor placed on Audrey's head to underline the humilating nature of the final outcome.

Emma Samms (35) vs Mitzi Kapture (42)
This time all the experts had easy pickings and put Mitzi's Silk Stalkings experience above Emma's Dynasty catfights. Emma has always thought that Heather Locklear and Catherine Oxenberg has stolen the show away from her but she clearly overlooked Mitzi not being a dumb Baywatch pin-up babe only. Mitzi has tricked the redhead into a face-slapping contest Emma was happy to get invloved in but her masterplan of tripping Mitzi over and pouding her sensless backfired when she got whomped by a life-guard  rescue can and earned a black-eye for her troubles. - Mitzi summed up this fight: - She's lucky I left my silk stalkings at home or else I'd have choken her unconscious!