PARIS HILTON FIGHTS KATY PERRY: THE GOLDRUSH... When sparkling dresses spark the fire of hostilities between two ladies a catfight is no surprise, and a Who Wore It Better might become something more...By Nancy Fanciful, correspondent for CelebToday, your favourite classy catfight magazine for all things bitchyLas Vegas. At a mutual friend's birthday party, society lady
Paris Hilton and pop princess
Katy Perry showed up wearing almost identical shiny gold lamée maxi dresses. After eyeing eachother's flowing, sexy gowns with hostile glances, Katy suddenly suggested to Paris, 'I think you should change into something less embarrassing for you. After all, we can't both be at the party like this!'
Paris was unmistakably angered. 'Me? It would be much kinder to you if you didn't put yourself through the ordeal of letting everybody see the fat spilling from your décolleté, girl! Maybe you should change rather than me!'
Katy darted a razor-sharp stare at her rival. 'That "fat" might be my muscles with which I could crush you, you little scarecrow!'
'Little?' - The two inches taller woman stepped up to Katy, letting the two pairs of breasts touch. 'In a fight with you, I'd show you very quickly who's the little one! My dress looks better than yours anyway, it wouldn't be a loss if nobody saw that cheap rag of yours!'
'Oh, come on, Paris, you're making me laugh! I think, gold lamée is not for you. On me, it looks decidedly better. Grow a pair of boobs before wearing something like this, perhaps?'
Paris increased the pressure of her boobs against Katy's. 'Katy, it isn't a big deal that your sagging udders look a bit bigger than my gorgeous girls, because being fat isn't something to be proud of! And my girls would squash those fatbags of yours to a pulp.'
'You keep calling me fat, you ugly goat? If I put my arms around you I squash you like a fly so fast you'll see that what you mistake for fat are all the muscles which you lack, and my breasts can pancake your two pimples without effort!'
Paris brought her face close to Katy's and menacingly hissed at her, 'Katy, go and get changed!'
'Fuck off, bimbo, and take your ridiculous dress off your scrawny body before I rip it off you myself!'
The two ladies then threatened eachother with tearing off their dresses, and finally Paris claimed to be even a better singer than Katy while challenging her to an arm wrestling match and a wrestling match on the mat.
Guests at the party suggested Paris and Katy should wear their gold lamée dresses for the fight, each trying to get her opponent naked during the match.
Tonight, Katy and Paris will enter a singing contest, and after that battle of voices proceed with a test of strength to finally settle things between themselves...
PARIS: 40 years, 5'8", 55 kg, 32C
KATY: 36 years, 5'6", 59 kg, 32D
Battle of voices: Paris competing with Katy...
https://youtu.be/EFDbIaEbDQQ
..and Katy in her singing contest with Paris...
https://youtu.be/F57P9C4SAW4
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