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1050s Sex Symbol Tournament Round 27 Set 1 of 2

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1050s Sex Symbol Tournament Round 27 Set 1 of 2
« on: October 02, 2010, 01:08:05 AM »


Brigitte Bardot
Joi Lansing
22 years old
27 years old
5'7" 120 pounds
5'’5” 120 pounds
35½B-19-36
38½D-23½-35
19th 22pts 11-15-0
16th 26pts 13-13-0
Two slender, gorgeous blondes going at it. A French sex kitten and a sultry American. “Joi is weaker than me” claims Brigitte. “The French whore can’t fight” shoots back Joi. Joi intends on remaining in the top half of the rankings while Brigitte wants to just rip her hair out.


Kim Novak
Claudia Cardinale
23 years old
18 years old
5'6" 132 pounds
5'8" 138 pounds
37½C-24-37
37C-24-37
2nd 52pts 26-0-0
6th 42pts 21-5-0
A very important fight between two tough women. Kim wants to remain undefeated with a real shot at the title. Claudia is furious over barely loosing to Ursula and considers Kim a lesser fore than Ursula. “I will rip her tits off and scratch her fat belly raw!” vows Claudia as she glares at Kim’s bare belly. “Come and try it if you think you can.” Kim leans on the piano and takes up Claudia’s dare. Kim has added 10 pounds to help her match up with Claudia’s greater weight. Will this help her or make her slower and thus hinder her.   Kim is well rested after an easy victory over Rhonda Fleming where she scouted Claudia’s moves. Claudia is sore and tired from her tough fight with Ursula but claims Kim isn’t strong enough to use anything she has learned. “Even though I am tired I will wear her down and make her the one who loses due to exhaustion.


Ursula Andress
Jane Fonda
20 years old
19 years old
5'5" 125 pounds
5'8" 118 pounds
37C-22-36
33B-24-35
1st 52pts 26-0-0
15th 26pts 13-13-0
Jane came very close to giving Anita her first loss and intends on actually giving Ursula her first loss.. Claudia will knock off Kim and I will knock off Ursula and the tournament will be up for grabs for Anita, Stella, and even Sophia. Ursula says “Jane will find out I am no slow Anita. I will shut her big mouth.” Ursula and Jane can’t wait for the start and grab each others hands to begin the action before the bell.


Anita Ekberg
Stella Stevens
25 years old
20 years old
5'6½" 132 pounds
5'5" 118  pounds
40D-22½-36½
37C-22-36
3rd 51pts 25-0-1
4th 50pts 25-1-0
Another very important fight between the third and fourth contenders. Anita insists “Stella’s easy run is over. She lost to Sophia and I am tougher than Sophia. No one can beat me, certainly not that soft, weak bimbo.” Stella just smiles. She enjoys being the underdog and not being taken seriously by her foe. Stella has surprised more than one powerhouse and thinks Anita is not the toughest of them.


Mitzi Gaynor
Mamie Van Doren
25 years old
23 years old
5'6" 125 pounds
5'4"120 pounds
36C-21½-36½
36D-24-35
17th 23pts 11-14-1
8th 38pts 19-7-0
This should be an interesting fight. Mitzi is a bubbly, energy whirlwind with powerful legs and lots of stamina. Mamie specializes in catfighting and seems to always lure her victim’s into a catfight so they forget their other skills. Mitzi is smiling. Why? She tells us “The stupid blonde cxnt has that super long pony tail. I will grab it with both hands and swing her around, then kick the shit out of her.”  Mamie gives us a sexy look back “See, she is already falling into my trap. She will find out what hairpulling is all about once I rip her bald.” .  


Joan Collins
Elizabeth Taylor
23 years old
24 years old
5'6" 125 pounds
5'3" 120 pounds
38C-23½-37
36D-23-37
31st 2pts 1-25-0
32nd 2pts 1-25-0
Both Joan and Elizabeth have only one win. Both are at the bottom with Joan edging out Elizabeth by score differentials. Both can be some of the nastiest bitches around. Mamie may be a true catfighter but these are both true catfighters who only lack in strength. Each will be out to prove she is nastier, dirtier and stronger than the other. It is best not to get between their claws.  


Sophia Loren
Rhonda Fleming
22 years old
33 years old
5'8½" 138 pounds
5'6" 125 pounds
38D-24-39
37C-25-36
5th 47pts 23-2-1
14th 27pts 13-12-1
Sophia is a bit embarrassed by her close win over Stella Stevens. She will be even more a wild Italian in this fight against the cool, collected Rhonda. Sophia is tired but Rhonda was beaten up badly by Kim, although Kim did let her recover somewhat by just sitting on her ass and watching the other fights. Rhonda is out to prove she can beat any one and Sophia is ought to prove she can demolish Rhonda worst than Kim did. Sophia says it is cold in her e but Rhonda says cattily “She is scared of me and trying to protect herself. Too bad she has too much boobs and flesh to protect.”


Diana Dors
Jeanne Crain
25 years old
31 years old
5'7" 133 pounds
5'4" 118 pounds
36½D-24-35
36½B-24-36
24th 16pts 8-18-0
30th 3pts 1-24-1
Jeanne is exuberant after winning her first fight against Joan Collins. Her confidence is soaring and she can’t wait to get her hands into Diana’s thick, blonde hair. “I will hold her by her hair, wrap my legs around her fat neck and crush it.” Diana is probably even more confident having won the last several fights. “Jeanne has one win and she thinks she is superwoman. She is super weak compared to me. I am going to leave her nude, splayed over the rock with her legs spread for anyone who wants.”


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Re: 1050s Sex Symbol Tournament Round 27 Set 1 of 2
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2010, 03:35:12 AM »
Jump for Joi over Brigitte. Claudia beats up Kim, Ursula walks all over Jane, Stella in a close one over Anita, Mitzi mauls Mamie, Its Joan over Liz, Sophia humiliates Rhonda, Jeanne surprises Diana. 

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Re: 1050s Sex Symbol Tournament Round 27 Set 1 of 2
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2010, 07:34:52 PM »
My thoughts on this set:  ;) Some real rough treatment is on hand and few woman will end up really smashed into pieces.

Brigitte Bardot vs Joi Lansing
The French blonde has had enough of other women ripping her hair out and wants to give such a treatment to somebody else and thinks Joi is a perfect target. Problem is Joi knows all about and has a slightly better record to prove her point. Nonetherless, the floor will be scathered with blonde hair as neither woman would give an inch in order to ripping her foe bald. But as the intensity rises, Brigitte will eventually get better of the American and yank her neck back and forth to gain a decisive advantage. Joi would not be able to withstand the pain and fall down on her knees letting go of the Frenchwoman's hair (or that's what'd be left of). In the end neither woman will have much hair left but Brigitte would get the hard-earned victory.

Kim Novak vs Claudia Cardinale
The fiery Italian would be better off facing Kim before the gruelling fight with Ursula Andress especially considering the fact Kim enjoyed a winning rout over Rhonda Fleming. The blonde will jump on the brunette as soon as possible and work her over in a sheer display of fury. Claudia isn't used to her rivals being so aggressive and Kim will tear her apart into a complete exhaustion easier then expected. With this win, Kim firmly underlines her overall title aspirations and looks forward to the ultimate fights with Stella Stevens, Ursula Andress and Anita Ekberg.

Ursula Andress vs Jane Fonda
Jane gave Anita Ekberg a real run for the money, but that only helped Ursula's preparations. The Swiss blonde won't hold anything back especially with only a handful of fights left. She is much quicker then Anita and doesn't allow Jane to fool around much. Instead, she gives the young teenager a real punching lesson and knocks her out with no mercy.

Anita Ekberg vs Stella Stevens
Swedish blonde is furious about nearly letting Jane Fonda spoil her chances and goes after Stella Stevens right from the outset. Stella lost some confidence after losing to Sophia Loren, but even so, she's not able to take it blow-to-blow with Anita. The Swede literally throws Stella onto the ground and kicks her brains out in a vicious display of sheer power. Stella would try to crawl away to avoid humiliation but Anita lays her flat and facesits into a complete disarray instead.

Mitzi Gaynor vs Mamie van Doren
Mamie thinks she should be in Anita Ekberg's place figthing for the overall title since she matches her in size and aggression but has to be content with a Top 10 spot at best. Mitzi's plan to drag Mamie by the ponytail only sparks Mamie's rage and she repays the favour with twice as much malice. This only results in a real trouble for Mitzi who loses all her hair and is left bald as a coot once Mamie works her over. You might think there is some personal feud between the two as Mamie would want to destroy Mitzi in the worst possible way and she will succeed in doing so.

Joan Collins vs Elizabeth Taylor
Two of the hairpulling fights were exclusively blonde affair but these two brunettes show they could match that techniques as well. There is a lot of pride at stake here since nobody wants to finish dead last in the competition and this might well be the fight that decides which woman will be the ultimate punchbag. Both women are well trained in foul-mouth department and Liz doesn't resist of reminding Joan her loss to Jeannie Crain of all people. But as the action finally starts and black hair is being pulled, Joan emerges on top and knocks the equally slender Liz onto the ground. Here she manages to trap Liz's waist between her legs and crush her ribs proper. Liz would be screaming like mad woman but that only spurs Joan into punching her straight in the face to completely send her down and out.

Sophia Loren vs Rhonda Fleming
Italian walks proud as the first woman who defeated Stella Stevens and on ther other hand Rhonda got completely blown away by Kim Novak. What's worse, Sophia wants to exceed Kim's winning margin and tears into Rhonda straight off the bat. There will be no upset here as Rhonda is taken for another brutal ride and when it comes to brutal treatment, Sophia is the one to watch. Barrage of punches and blows send Rhonda on the floor quickly and Sophia follows up by beating her senseless only until she gets tired herself and thinks she'd demolished Rhonda enough to claim her superiority over Kim Novak's fight.

Diana Dors vs Jeannie Crain
Jeannie's maiden victory has given her some confidence but it's back to usual bussiness vs Diana Dors who enjoyed a great win over Yvonne Craig. The blonde's thighs are much stronger and the only neck which will be crushed, will belong to Jeannie. Diana would play with the petite redhead and enjoy seeing her pain once she traps her between the legs.
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Re: 1050s Sex Symbol Tournament Round 27 Set 1 of 2
« Reply #3 on: October 05, 2010, 04:59:28 PM »
Joi Lansing rips out Brigitte Bardot's hair. Vasago may be right that Brigitte has had enough of other women ripping her hair out. She has even cut it short so Joi doesn't have as much to grab ahold of. It isn't enough. She learns once again this is a catfight tournament and Joi has a good time ripping out her shorter hair. It isn't one sided as Brigitte will tear out some of Joi's long platinum blonde hair but Joi knows how to pull hair better and how to make it hurt more.

Kim Novak overpowers Claudia Cardinale. In the photo Claudia is looking on with dismay as she slammed Kim in her soft looking belly to soften her up for the fight. Claudia had a tough fight, losing to Ursula so she needs to put Kim away quickly. Claudia's blow hurt Kim and made her grunt but didn't no as much damage as Claudia expected. Turns out Kim has strong muscles from all her horseback and bicycle riding under that extra layer of fat she added. In fact the extra flesh helped to cushioned the blow. Claudia gave Kim her best shot  and Kim just shook it off with a little grunt and wince. The two fighter start trading body and breast blows. Both hit hard but it is Kim's blows seem to have a little more power to them, perhaps due to Claudia having suffered worse in the last fight. Furthermore, Claudia's larger breasts  (Kim is rather small for a C-cup in my opinion) are a bigger target and suffer more from blows. Kim's body blows wear Claudia out until her arms drop down and Kim works her over at will until Claudia finally slides to the floor.

Ursula Andress drowns Jane Fonda in the surf. Ursula is determined to not let her guard down against Jane who gave Anita Ekberg a run for the money. Ursula is even more pissed off that Jane wore boots to a beach fight. They lock up fingers which Ursula easily wins, bending Jane's back to put her on her knees. A few hard blows and Jane is flattened on her back. Ursula pulls Jane's boots off and beats her with them. Then drags the slender blonde into the surf where she sits on her and holds her under until Jane is forced to surrender to the superior Ursula.

Anita Ekberg strips Stella Stevens of her bikini. Stella gave Sophia Loren lots of trouble and almost beat her. She figures Anita is less of a wild catfighter than Sophia is so she likes her chances. Stella immediately turns the fight into a rip roaring, hair pulling cationic. Anita puts her greater weight into some hard slaps that knocks Stella silly. Then Anita rips off her bikini, rips out any pubic hair she finds and parades a naked Stella around for all to gawk at. Stella is handed her second loss in a row after having a perfect record.

Mitzi Gaynor drags Mamie Van Doren around by her pony tail. Mamie comes out and tries to move in close to win the way she has many fights - get in close and rip and tear her foe to shreds. Mitzi stops her cold with a kick to the side of her ribcage sending her to the rug. Mitzi says "You want to pull hair, that is great by me.!" She grabs Mamie's shoulder blade length or longer pony tail and drags her around the rough carpet. Mitzi stops only long enough to let Mamie try and struggle up only to drop her with another kick before she starts dragging her again.

Joan Collins shows Elizabeth Taylor that Joan is the tougher bitch. I agree with Vasago that this will be a brunette hair pulling fight until little hair is left. I also agree that expletives and epithets will be hurled that would make a sailor's ears blush. The battle of words is even but Joan is just stronger than Elizabeth. She finally traps Elizabeth where she can pull out almost all her hair while hard slaps are delivered back and forth across the face.

Sophia Loren destroys Rhonda Fleming. Rhonda might have stood a slim chance of winning or at least not losing badly if she hadn't been weakened by Kim so much in their last fight. And even though Sophia had a tough fight with Stella, Sophia bounces back strongly. Once again Vasago has great insight in that Sophia wants to not only give Rhonda the worst beat down of this round but a worst beak down than Kim gave Rhonda. Keep the paramedics handy.

Diana Dors buries Jeanne Crain under her. I would love to see the sweet Jeanne teach the blonde hussy a lesson in fighting. Diana has that really thick blonde hair that is so nice for using as a handle. Unfortunately for Jeanne Diana is too big and too strong for Jeanne once they lock hands in hair. Diana easily takes her to the floor. After rolling around a little Diana ends up on top of Jeanne and Jeanne cannot get her off. Diana pounds her head against the floor until Jeanne's eyes roll back into her head.
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Re: 1050s Sex Symbol Tournament Round 27 Set 1 of 2
« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2010, 07:04:46 PM »
Whoa! That's quite a tale of the tape for the Kim vs Claudia fight you've put up there, realisticman  :o
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Re: 1050s Sex Symbol Tournament Round 27 Set 1 of 2
« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2010, 06:38:11 PM »

     For the first few days, their Mexican vacation had been so much fun. Behind the wheel of the Oldsmobile, Gene had loosened up, even singing along with the radio, "Que sera, sera," until they lost the signal.
     The mistake, Angie kept telling him, was pushing south on these bone-jarring roads. Gene wanted to find that little fishing village, Puerto Juarez. On first glance, as Angie had admitted, the harbor was pretty enough. Turquoise waves lapped the powdery white sand. Ancient fishing boats bobbed in front of a handful of quaintly dilapidated shacks. This coast was really a great place for a resort town. Then Angie realized those shacks were the town.
     That night in the restaurant, which was also the general store, post office and telephone exchange, Gene had been droning on about deep sea fishing and tequila. Well, Angie didn't mind hearing about tequila as long as she could also drink it. That was mainly what the few customers were doing anyway. The place was hardly more than a cantina, and Angie had drawn some funny looks _ not those kind of looks, the kind that said women should not be allowed inside.
     But Gene's money was good, and there she was, bored half to sleep, when that guy at the corner table heard her husband say something about football and perked up. Boys and their obsessions; the guy _ Tony was his name _ was an American, and he was dutifully impressed to meet Gene Dickinson. Thank God, Tony could talk about something other than sports. It turned out he was a real Harvard professor, here studying the "ethnography" of the area. Funny word, it was kind of the anthropology, the history and the culture and the people all rolled into one, but mainly he seemed to care about religious practices.
     It wasn't as dry a subject as it sounded, especially when Professor Russo bought another bottle of tequila. He even added some of his special mushrooms to Angie's caldo de mariscos. That was right about the time the lights died along with the generator, but everything tasted even better by candlelight.
     "I'll be guide your guide to Chich'en Itza," Tony promised, and Angie's smile glowed through the dark. After all, she probably wouldn't get much information from Gene, who kept referring to the place as Chicken Itsa. When Angie finally stood up, the entire room began pinwheeling, and it took her a few moments to regain her bearings. Once back in the room, she dove for the bed. But her sleep was not sound. Angie distinctly remembered, sometime in the middle of the night, that the bathroom was lit up like a carnival midway. What the_ she thought, and that was the last thing she remembered.
     By now, everyone knows what happened next.
     True enough, Angie has been back to Hollywood, home in Burbank, even at her folks' place in Santa Barbara. A good thing, since UA needed her back to reshoot a scene with Jim Arness on "Gun the Man Down," and she couldn't afford to blow the opportunity.
     But many days are like this one, when she awakes to chirping birds, the sweet smoke of a wood fire, perhaps the tang of sliced naranjas agrias. And of course, her view through the open window across the great plaza to the pyramid of Kukulkan, with workmen swarming ever closer to the heavens. It is, as far as Angie can determine, Yax, the Month of the Green Storm. That's lucky, far off from the end of the year, when bad things are known to happen.
     At least, that's what Tony Russo told her, the day he suddenly stumbled through the curtain and into her quarters, looking like he'd just come out of the jungle: clothes ragged, eyes red, five days of stubble on his face.
     "You, Angie," he said, pointing a bony finger at her, "you've got to get out of here. We all do."
     "Well, Professor," she snapped, "you should have considered that before you brought us here. I keep thinking I'm home, but then I'm back here again. And why is that? Every time I ask myself, I think of you."
     "Really?" he stopped short. "I'm flattered."
     "Not that way," Angie said. "I mean I blame you."
     "Listen, there'll be plenty of time for recriminations later, at least I hope so, but the important thing is that it's ten-fifty," he said.
      "Oh, I don't think it's that late, look at the sundial out front."
      "Not the time, the year," Russo insisted, "As far as I can determine, it's about 1050 A.D. They're working on the sanctuary at the top of the pyramid. And when they finish...," he blanched.
     Angie rolled her eyes, "Tell me what happens, oh great man of mystery."
     "There will be a great festival," he said, trembling.
     "Good, a party," Angie said. "If they ever expect to attract tourists, this place needs to have a real blast."
     "No, no, you don't understand Mayan festivals," Tony said, shaking his head vigorously enough to sprain his neck. "Heads will roll. Why do you think your catfight contest came here with us?"
     So as Angie finds herself in a headlock, trying to get a grip on that black-haired girl's left thigh _ you know, the one who does the naughty pictures _ she has much to consider. Her hands slides along the fair flesh, feeling the bands of muscle underneath, sartorius, gracilis, for some reason she remembered the names from the diagram in that health textbook. What the books don't tell you is that in tropical heat, even thighs as smooth and white as Bettie Page's get moist fast. After a few minutes, rivulets start to stream down them. Panting and grunting, Angie realizes Bettie's pussy is beyond wet. Her own head is rubbing against this feminine jungle through Bettie's thin shift. Lingerie seems unheard of here, and in this heat, who needs it except for that time of the month? Angie can feel every bit of hair, wet plastered over Bettie's well-defined labia. For a moment, Angie has the odd impression that her left ear is what all this pushing and pulling is about. It's rubbing against Bettie's labia now as though trying for the way in. Bettie leans closer _ possibly, she is concerned that Angie will power out of the grip. Again, Bettie's thigh slips tantalizingly away as she flexes for a better stance. Panting and grunting, Angie gets the idea to go with the downward pressure. Angie goes limp, and as she drops and Bettie falls forward, she aims for her opponent's ankles.
     The action isn't pleasant as her neck is wrenched and her forehead and right cheek scratched by Bettie's nails or knuckles. But Angie comes up with both hands around Bettie's left ankle, holding on with all she's got as the pin-up girl thrashes. Angie gives a twist and hears a satisfying wail, but she can't hold on for long. As the blonde lets go, Bettie begins to scramble up. But her shapely ass rises first and Angie welcomes it with a solid kick, sending Bettie nose first into the thin soil. Angie springs onto Bettie's back, plunging her fingers into the model's raven hair and yanking it hard. Again, she wails, but she also kicks out and Angie loses her grip. The two women roll away, and flecks of dirt and bits of leaves stick to them as they rise. As they did at the start, the two antagonists eye each other warily and circle. Bettie is limping slightly, but this time it's unmistakable: there's a certain come hither glint in those surprisingly blue eyes. And it dawns on Angie that she's been enjoying this, too. Of course, she might enjoy a bottle of tequila and Frank Sinatra more, but under the circumstances...
 

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Re: 1050s Sex Symbol Tournament Round 27 Set 1 of 2
« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2010, 06:40:42 PM »

    Back to business, Angie remembers the circumstances. According to Tony, at the end of this tournament, the losers  _ or perhaps the winners, he's not sure _ will be among those sacrificed to dedicate the great pyramid to Kukulkan and the four manifestations of Chac. So is it better to win or lose? Would it be good to finish in the middle of the pack and not attract any attention, or would that be a quick ticket to palookaville, assuming you prefer to decapitate your palookas instead of feeding them drinks in exchange for stories about the good old days of the sweet science?
     This match-up is clearly a favorite of the locals, and why not? Angie and Bettie are like different flavored bon-bons from the same box: one a brown-eyed honey blonde, the other vanilla-and-chocolate with a blueberry sparkle. They are almost exactly the same size, and though each thinks she has the better tits, they have to admit that other girl's got a nice ass, a taut waist and those slim but muscular legs, even if the whole package is drenched with sweat. Bettie knows it's wrong _ or is it? _ but she wouldn't mind getting in touch with Angie's round butt. The locals may be hicks, and who can make sense of that gibberish they speak, but they know pain and pleasure are two sides of the same coin _ a natural audience for Bettie. One thing they have in abundance is long fiber, long for making ropes. While they've been grappling, Bettie has noticed some coiled just beyond the edge of the crowd, in the shadow of the Platform of Venus. She begins to give ground, not in obvious retreat, but angling out of her exchanges with Angie as though tiring. The actress is having none of it, though, she's coming on even stronger, hanging on however she can. In Angie's strong grasp Bettie's shift tears, then pulls off completel as the model slips away.
      Bettie Page certainly doesn't mind the crowd staring. This is how she makes her living: she doesn't have to pretend to be anyone else, to mouth someone else's words. Her body is enough to get people's attention. She could sit here reading the phone book and people would be staring at her ripe perfection _ although this bunch might be staring at the phone book as well, specially the yellow pages.
      It doesn't take much acting skill for Bettie Page to fling herself backward into the crowd as Angie Dickinson's kick brushes her mid-section. Of course, in the spirit of mobs watching a catfight anywhere, the people duck away and give Angie a corridor to pursue. It takes all of Bettie's reflexes to dive and roll, grab the rope and snap it whip-like as Angie throws herself toward her. It doesn't really hurt, it's simply surprise that causes Angie to twist away in mid-air and land awkwardly. That's enough of an opening, though, for Bettie to rush to wrap a loop around her neck from behind. Angie quickly puts up a hand to block the choke attempt, but that's a hard position to maintain, knees splayed on the ground, Bettie standing behind her and pulling. But Bettie is only using one short section of rope. The rest is dangling and trailing on the ground. Angie grabs it with her free hand and yanks down hard. Surprised, Bettie loses her grip with one hand. She holds on with the other, but that's not enough to choke Angie, who suddenly is wrapping loops around Bettie's left wrist and pulling.
      If there's one thing that Bettie Page knows, though, it's bondage and this hardly qualifies. Before Angie can stand and turn, Bettie sits on her shoulders. The weight forces Angie forward and down and she puts her hands out to break her fall, losing her grasp on the rope. True, the movement throws Bettie off her, but the model is ready for that and springs up pulling the rope with her. Reacting quickly, Angie scrambles and again grabs the free end, but her concentration does not serve her well as Bettie turns and boots her in the face. With Angie dazed and prone, Bettie rolls her over and begins tying her hands behind her back. The blonde revives quickly but Bettie is already ripping off her wrap. As the naked Angie tries to roll away, Bettie sits on her. After pausing a moment to inspect the blonde's callipygian ass, Bettie begins spanking, slowly and gently at first, love taps, then building in strength as she works into a steady rhythm. Where it's the least sun-baked, Angie skin starts blushing like a sunset, and a small whimper escapes her parted lips. But she realizes the blows could be harder and she's not tied very securely. Bettie stands up and raises her arms to the crowd, but then gazes down at Angie, who looks up, already plotting her escape. Bettie winks at her and turns away. Angie sheds the loose rope and, as the crowd cries out in warning, takes down Bettie with a leg sweep.
     Determined, the actress pounces; the two women roll over and over. They seem to gain speed as they go, elbows, knees, bellies and breasts thwacking and bouncing. But Angie will not be denied. She finally pins the wriggling model in the black earth. Dickinson is thrilled to see Bettie so disheveled, her white skin dirty, a thin trickle of blood coming from her hose _ but how does she keep her lips so red down her. There's also some small spots of blood on Bettie's left check, and Angie realizes they're pattering down from a cut on her own temple. That's not the only thing falling from her. Beads of sweat drip off the end of her nose and slither down her full melons, hesitating for a moment to lick her pink nipples.
     "Who's on top now?" Angie snarls at Bettie.
     "Yes, it's your turn," Bettie's gasps, her breath coming in compressed puffs.
     "Anyone can see my tits are bigger," Angie says.
     "That might be a matter of perspective," Bettie replies. "Bring them closer."
     Angie leans down and lets her C-cup wonders lightly brush Bettie's face. Lower down, she feels the other woman's pubes rise to rub against her.
     "Discipline me," Bettie whispers.
     For a moment, time has stopped...
     In the distance, Angie hears a sound, a whirring and buzzing, gradually growing louder. Could it be Kukulkan, the great feathered snake, come even before the pyramid is finished? But no, it sounds more like a cloud of locusts, relentless, unstoppable. A hard body rubs against hers.
      The sound stops.
      Angie opens her brown eyes.
      "Hey sleepyhead," Gene says, pulling back after reaching her across her to the bedside table. "It didn't seem like you were ever going to shut off that alarm."
      "We're in Burbank?"
      "Where else?" he says, getting up and going to the closet.
      Angie rolls over to watch him and props her head up on one hand, "I was having the strangest dream."
      "Yeah, I know," he says, pulling out a golf shirt. "Do you think it's possible to take my clubs with us next time? I told the jaguar warriors I'd teach them how to play one of our sports." 

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Re: 1050s Sex Symbol Tournament Round 27 Set 1 of 2
« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2010, 11:46:18 PM »
Post fight interviews:
Brigitte Bardot 34 vs Joi Lansing 37: {Pundits 2:4}
GF: Brigitte, the pundits favored Joi over you and she did get a close win over you. You seemed to be doing well and then suddenly quit. Why?
Brigitte Bardot: When the claws go to the feet I have much more to lose than that ugly pig. Who cares if her face is scratched raw? But no one wants to see my beautiful face marred for life, n’cest pas? so I quit to protect it and for my fans.
GF: How do you respond to that, Joi?
Joi: If she wants to protect her face then she should fight. Not quite like the coward she is. That is the lamest excuse for just giving up that I hae ever heard.
Brigitte: So you call me coward, visage de chienne. You take that back right now or I scratch both your eyes out..
Joi: Make me if you have the guts. Or are you go to cry and run.
The two women lunge at each other and start rolling on the ground trying to scratch the oners eyes out. Brigitte is finally angry enough to forget about her face and seems to be battling Joi evenly. I would love to stay and watch but I must continue by interviews. Hope they don’t hurt each other too much for their next fights.

Kim Novak 42 vs Claudia Cardinale 33: {Pundits 2:4}
GF: Kim, the pundits picked Claudia over you even though she came off a tough fight. Even so, everyone expected a long, hard close fight. You dispatched Claudia more easily than expected. Why do you think this was so, are you that much better than her?
Kim: I should thank Ursula because she gave Claudia a good working over in beating her. She was slower than normal and I was able to block, dodge, or cause her toughest punches to just glance off me. I was able to counter with hard punches of my own. No, I do not think I am that much tougher than her and would love to meet her again when we are both equally energetic.
GF: Claudia, was Kim tougher than you expected?
Claudia: No, not  really. She won because you and organizers favor her. You gave me a tough fight with Ursula and gave her an easy fight with Rhonda before our fight. You knew I would demolish the studio created blonde phony otherwise. I claim favoritism and want a rematch sometime.
GF: Well Kim seems to think that is a good idea.
Kim: You bet!
GF: Tell me, Claudia, you have fought both Ursula and Kim one right after the other. You also lost to Stella Stevens but have yet to face Anita Ekberg or Sophia Loren. Do you have any opinions you would like to share with us about these fighters compared to each other:
Claudia: Ursula will make Kim sorry she entered the ring with her. Be it boxing, catfighting, or whatever. I held my own against Ursula but she knocked me out with one lucky punch. Kim found me unable to defend myself and reigned blows on me. Still it took her many blows to put me down with a TKO, not even a knock out.  I would rank the top contenders in this order: Sophia, Ursula, Anita, Kim and then Stella.  Sophia because she is the biggest, strongest, meanest, and most clever fighter. She will chew up the others. Ursula next because she is strong and has good moves and is faster than the other three. Anita is just too strong for Kim and has already beaten Stella. Stella is the weakest link and so Kim will beat her.
GF: Kim, how do you think you will do in your remaining 4 fights?
Kim: My crystal ball is clouded so I can’t answer that. Truthfully I think I can win each fight but I also think I could lose each fight. By that I mean that if we all fought each other several times we would each win some depending on how we feel that day and a little bit of good or bad luck. We are all very even and the eventual winner will have to have some luck on her side. I won’t say you I think is the toughest opponent left. No need to make her more confident or get the others more angry at me than they already are. I like to avoid giving anyone bulletin board motivation.

Ursula Andress 45 vs Jane Fonda 28: {Pundits 6:0}
GF: Ursula, it was unanimous that you would beat Jane with most thinking it would be easy and only one thinking you might be a little tired. You crushed her, beating her with the identical score that Sophia beat Rhonda. Are you happy with your victory and are you making a statement to Sophia?
Ursula: Am always happy when I win whether big victory or small victory. I keep fighting hard no matter what the score so weak opponents like Jane suffer totally. Only statement to Sophia is be prepared for a tough fight and for another loss.
GF: Jane, Kim beat you by only two points and Anita by one point. Did you expect to do better against Ursula? Is she that much better than Kim or Anita?
Jane: Of course I expected to do better. I expect to win every fight no matter what you or the so called ‘experts’ say. I fought Ursula after that very tough fight with Anita where I gave it my all and came up just a little bit short. So I was in no shape to fight someone as strong as Ursula. When I fought Kim she had just come off two tough fights with Jayne Mansfield and then Gina Lollobrigida. So I caught her when she was not optimal. So I would say a fight between Ursula and Kim will be very close and I am not sure who would win. I think both will win a hard fight against Anita. I haven’t fought Sophia or Stella yet. Sophia has a good reputation and Stella has seemed to come out of nowhere but I won’t comment on those I haven’t fought.
Ursula: I am stronger, fitter, and smarter fighter than Anita, Kim,, Sophia, and Stella I will beat them all and with the championship without losing a fight. The number one Bond girl is also the number one fighter.

Anita Ekberg 38 vs Stella Stevens 34: {Pundits 5:1}
GF: Anita, you were heavily favored over Stella Stevens and comments by even some of the other fighters seem to think that Stella isn’t in the same league as some of the other contenders. Yet she gave you and Sophia a tough fight and beat Claudia fairly convincingly. What have we missed about her that has made her one of the sleepers on this tournament?
Anita: Fighting isn’t only about strength and size. There is also mental attitude and toughness. Anyone who hasn’t fought her will be fooled by Stella’s looking body and. She doesn’t look like a fighter nor act like one when not in a fight. But she has a way of pulling hair that gets you off your game. Not sure how she does it but I almost fell victim to it. It took all my superior strength to extract her claws from my hair and even then my tugging on her arms made it hurt more. Someday I will learn her secrets and then no one will beat me. Well, no one has beaten be so far and no one will in the last few fights.
GF: Stella, it must be frustrating for you to come so close to having a perfect record and then barely losing these last two fights. Do you still think you have a chance of winning the title?
Stella: First I would like to point out that djcrash is one smart fellow and the only one to appreciate my fighting abilities.  Yes I do think I still have a chance although it is slim. I still have to face Ursula and Kim and if I beat them then they have to lose another fight against some very tough foes. That will make it a tie and there will have to be some sort of runoff. Actually Kim and Ursula have to face each other so that is at least another loss for one of them. My advantage is that they all underestimate me. Once I surprise them and trap them in a hold they can’t escape.
GF: Anita, you seem to be pretty sure you will win all your next matches. I would ask both you and Stella what I have asked the other contenders and that is to rank the top contenders
Anita: You mean who will come in second and below? I just beat Stella. She will beat Kim or Ursula but I am not sure which as she will have a good chance in both. I will chew up Kim as Marilyn Monroe said she can’t wait to see Kim clean my clock (according to goldenerafan). Marilyn is a dumb ass and doesn’t know what she is talking about. I will show her that Kim is a weakling compared to me. As for Sophia, I can’t wait for that to show barbosa that us Swede’s are far superior to those Italian bitches. That leaves Ursula. This will be the best fight of the whole tournament. Lots of blonde hair and blood on the floor with most of it belonging to Ursula. The prissy Swiss Miss will get a big Swede boot on the rear to caterwaul her into oblivion.
Stella: I know I face Kim and then Ursula next and I plan to beat both. Then I have Rhonda and Jane Fonda to finish it off and those will be a piece of cake while Ursula, Kim, Sophia, and Anita are beating each other up. If I don’t win I think Kim will for no other reason than she has the most class. I know how determined she is and she has the abilities to win any fight. But who knows, with all these women fighting each other attrition will be a big part in who finally comes out on top.

Mitzi Gaynor vs 32 Mamie Van Doren 38 vs Stella Stevens 34: {Pundits 4:2}
GF: Mitzi, you have your strong supporters who don’t understand why you haven’t won more. The pundits favored you to beat Mamie and yet she gave you a good whipping, if I may be so blunt. What happened?
Mitzi: I am not sure. My forte is boxing and wrestling. Both require speed, strength, and stamina. In catfighting some women seem to pull hair just for the pleasure of causing pain. I am not one of those. Others seem to know how to use your hair to control you and get you in a hold, further using your hair to keep your from escaping. You can’t use your body when some woman has your head cranked over to the side. You also can’t get out of a headscissors when she has both hands holding your head in place by the hair. I thought I knew how to do that but it is obvious from this tournament that I have run into some real professional hairpullers and have a lot to learn. At least that is the only reason I can think of that I have lost to women I should beat easily.
GF: Mamie, the way Mitzi looked at you when she was giving her reply certainly says that you seem to fall into the group of professional hairpullers. Isn’t that a dangerous tactic when you have such long, thick, blonde hair usually in an easily grabbed pony tail?
Mamie: That’s my trap. They see that long pony tail and can’t resist going after it. That gets them into a hairpulling, slapping catfight instead of a punching, wrestling hold style of fight. Mitzi is correct in that there are secrets in how to pull hair to inflict the most pain and in controlling your opponent. I am not about to reveal those secrets. Let them learn my doing, tee hee, my doing to them.

Joan Collins 42 vs Elizabeth Taylor 31: {Pundits 6:0}
GF: Joan, this fight was billed as the bitch off fight to see which was the bitchiest, toughest English brunette. You were picked unanimously by the pundits and gave Elizabeth the second worst beating this round. The knock on you is that you like to trade verbal barbs but and more timid about getting into a physical fight. ?
Joan: First of all, fuck head, leave the adjectives brunette and English off. We are the biggest, nastiest bitches around and I am have proven I am much more so than Elizabeth. We are fairly even at hurling insults from 20 paces.  Secondly, verbal confrontations are the civilized way of fighting. Resorting to violence is for low class individuals like Linda Evans. Women like her attack me physically because they can’t measure up with words. Elizabeth can almost match me with words but she is so physically weak that she is a pitiful fighter. She likes to gets into physical fights but gets her ass kicked every time. .
GF: Elizabeth, how does it feel to be only the second bitchiest fighter at best?
Elizabeth: GET THAT FUCKING MIKE OUT OF MY FACE YOU FUCKING SHITHEAD! I don’t want to talk to meatheads like you. You filthy, pile of camel dung – no make that elephant dung. I was thrashing Joan so badly in over verbal face off that she sucker punched my. No way can a slut like her with her limited vocabulary out curse me. So take that mike, bend over, and insert it properly.

Sophia Loren 45 vs Rhonda Fleming 28: {Pundits 6:0}
GF: Sophia, you went into this fighting saying you were going to beat Rhonda worst than Kim did to send a message to her. You did thrash her as all the pundits said you would. But you beat her by 61.64% compared to Kim’s % drubbing of Rhonda. You didn’t even give Rhonda the worst beating of the round, tying to Ursula against Jane Fonda and behind Tina’s beating of Rita. Did this send the wrong message to Kim?
Sophia: The only message to Kim that counts is my fist knocking her teeth out. Unlike Kim who ran up the score, I eased off of her once she was totally dismantled. I am talking a page out of Kim’s book and resting up for my next fight. Besides it wouldn’t be smart to possibly injure my hand on Rhonda’s jaw. I check the schedule and I meet Kim right after she fights Anita and I fight Jane. Most likely she will be beaten up by Anita or in bad shape even if the weak bitch finds a way to beat Anita, which I doubt.  I will be well rested after I finish off Jane in a minute or two.
GF: Rhonda, you have been beaten up badly in your last two fights. Are you in any kind of shape to go on?
Rhonda: Us redheads are tough, no doubt about it. Why is everyone talking like I am a piece of steak that has been pounded out for tenderizing? I just had to bad fights. We all have bad days and bad fights, mine just came in a row. Let me assure you I am back at full strength and ready to take on my next foe and beat the crap out of her. Who is it? Oh, Jane Fonda. No problem.
GF: Sophia, the other fighters have commented on what they think about all those who have some chance of winning, your opinions?
Sophia: They are all shitting their pants in fear of me but I’ll bet none of them admitted it. I understand Ursula and I face off next and we are both coming off easy fights as you have noted. We will both be at full strength, unfortunately for that short, Swiss punching bag. No way she matches me in fighting rage nor strength nor size. It will be a walk over. As I mentioned, Kim will be beaten up when I face her and she would get creamed even if she was well rested. I won’t ease up on her like I did on Rhonda. I biggest challenge and favor fight will be against Claudia. She walks around like she is the toughest and sexiest Italian around. She will find out differently.

Diana Dors 44 vs Jeanne Crain 29: {Pundits 4:2}
GF: Diana, after a slow start you have been doing quite well lately with victories over some tough foes. You gave the Jeanne the fourth worst beating this round. What do you have to say to your supporters?
Diana: Thanks to all who supported me even when I had quite a few loses. It took me awhile to reach my stride but I think I can beat anyone now. I love beating my victim senseless and a weak opponent like Jeanne gives me great pleasure. I have it went I am on the receiving end it won’t happen again. I will win all my last few fights. There will be beatings worse than I gave Jeanne.
GF: Jeanne, I am not sure what to say. You did give Joan Collins a terrible beating and you fought Ava Gardner to a draw. In your behalf you did lose some very close fights to tough fighters so your record might have been better than being just out of the bottom with only Elizabeth Taylor below you. What are your views:
Jeanne: Truthfully I didn’t expect to win the title but I did think I would do much better than I have. These women are tough and mean and perhaps I am not mean enough. I know I am tough enough. I still have to face Elizabeth and I will beat her even worse than I did Joan. That is one positive thing I can take from this tournament.
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