[Glamour Fights]

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Nancy Kwan	Cassandra Peterson (Elvira)
30 years old	20 years old
5'3” 110 pounds BMI: 19.5	5'7" 118 pounds BMI: 18.5
33B-22-35	34D-21-34
29th 5pts 2-20-1	11th 31pts 15-7-1

      
Nancy Kwan is fighting hard to stay out of last place. Her win over Barbara Bach has given her more confidence. Cassandra (Elvira) is in 11th place and wants to move into the top ten. She would consider it a significant achievement to move above Pam Grier. Nancy has been working out hard, practicing her martial arts and strengthening her legs. Elvira has been sharpening her tongue as she figures she already has all the catfighting skills she needs to pound Nancy into helplessness.. 

Sharon Tate	Barbara Bach
26 years old	22 years old
5'5” 112 pounds BMI: 18.7	5''7” 116 pounds BMI: 18.2
36B-22-35	36B-24-35
17th 20pts 10-13-0	26th 9pts 4-18-1

      
Another blonde vs brunette fight as Barbara has gone darker for this fight. Two women very close in size with Barbara just a tad bigger.  Sharon was on a real roll until she had a setback, losing a tough fight to Elvira. She figures Barbara is a perfect foil to get back on her winning ways. Barbara is pissed she lost to Nancy Kwan. But she considers Sharon a less skilled fighter than Nancy and, since she fought Nancy fairly evenly she figures to take Sharon down. She has lured Sharon to the water where she thinks she has an advantage to dunk her and hold her under. Sharon isn’t too worried as she is a fairly good swimmer.

Loni Anderson	Elke Sommer
24 years old	29 years old
5'5” 120 pounds BMI: 20.0	5'7" 125 pounds BMI: 19.6
38E-25-36	36B-22-36
9th 34pts 16-5-2	1st 44pts 22-1-0

      
In the sum total of things all fights are just as important. But once records and rankings have been established, a win or a loss can seems more important, especially when one is fighting to stay in first place or move up into it. Loni was a somewhat slow started with even a tie with Nancy Kwan earlier on. But she has become a better and better fighter who beat Sybil Danning to knock her out of first place and perhaps destroy some of her confidence. She knows she can do the same to Elke Sommer and has received advice from Ann-Margret on how to beat Elke. Elke knows that when you are at the top everyone is scheming against you. You have to win all the battles on your own. She is confident she is up to the task. “Loni will suffer greatly in my headlock and vice like scissors. I will crush her size E’s into B’s before I am done.” Loni snaps back “She is just jealous of my breasts because hers are so small. I can’t even get a good grip on them. Why she is a small B even with implants. There are no implants in my girls.”

Pam Grier	Cathy Lee Crosby
20 years old	25 years old
5'8” 120 pounds BMI: 18.3	5'7½” 128 pounds BMI: 19.8
38D-22-36	35B-23-34
10th 33pts 16-6-1	16th 22pts 11-12-0

      
Pam Grier may will be the most vicious catfighter pound for pound. She wears an Afro for this fight where she has been know to hide weapons in the past. She is fighting to stay in the top ten. Cathy Lee Crosby is a big, strong, athletic woman. If she was as nasty as Pam and had her catfighting skills whe might well be winning this tournament easily. She is fighting to stay in the top half of the rankings. A hard, physical, nasty catfight will ensue with the winner knowing she has been in a brutal fight.

Farrah Fawcett	Jill St. John
22 years old	29 years old
5'5'½” 113 pounds BMI: 18.6	5'6” 118 pounds BMI: 19.1
33½B-22-33	36C-22-35
20th 20pts 10-13-0	6th 40pts 20-3-0

      
When told that weapons aren’t allowed Farrah Fawcett informs the officials that she isn’t going to use her oar as a weapon. “I am just bringing it along so that after I have knocked the shit out of Jill I can bend her over a barrel and paddle her fat, sagging ass with it.” Jill looks amused “She had better be careful or I will use that paddle on her skinny, bony ass. Now let me fix my hair for my fans. You will see it is still perfectly coiffed after the fight which her wild hair will be even wilder.” 

Goldie Hawn	Raquel Welch
24 years old	29 years old
5'5" 118 pounds BMI: 19.7	5'5” 118 pounds BMI: 19.7
34B-24-36	37C-22½-35½
32nd 3pts 1-21-1	7th 36pts 18-5-0

      
This is Raquel’s fourth brunette vs blonde fight in a row. She won two of them but got beat up badly by Loni Anderson. Raquel is so sexy and popular that blondes really get up to fight her. Goldie is no exception and she is also fighting to get out of last place. Raquel and Goldie are physically well matched and it is not clear who is stronger. Raquel would appear to have the greater fighting skills but the desire of blonde Goldie to rip her tits off helps to equalize this. Goldie will be out to pull Raquel’s tits off and mar them even if she loses. Raquel will be very busy defending her two biggest assets (although some would say her face is a much bigger asset.) 
   

Diane McBain	Senta Berger
18 years old	28 years old
5'7" 118 pounds BMI: 18.5	5'5” 127 pounds BMI:  21.2
35C-23-34	38D-26-36
14th 26pts 13-10-0	4th 41pts 20-2-1

      
With her victory over Sybil Danning, Diane McBain has shown she can fight as nasty as anyone and that she is capable of beating anyone on a given day. Senta Berger is still scratching her head trying to figure out how she lost to Joey Heatherton. It took a little wind out of her sails. But she is still in fourth place and with a little help form her friends beating those above her she could catapult into first place. She is in no mood to trifle with the slender Diane. “Sybil is one thing and I am another and I will show Diane she isn’t in my league” vows Senta. “She may be big but she is slow like an ox, in fact looks a little like one. She will be no problem for me when I used my speed to rip her face off” counters Diane.

Ann-Margret	Linda Evans
28 years old	27 years old
5'5" 120 pounds BMI: 20.0	5'8” 125 pounds BMI: 19.0
35D-23-35	34C-24-34
2nd 42pts 21-2-0	3rd 42pts 21-2-0

      
This fight is right up there with the Loni Anderson vs Elke Sommer fight. It becomes even more important if Loni beats Elke for , barring a draw either Ann-Margret or Linda Evans will have the same points as Elke Sommer with only a point difference determining the order. Currently Ann-Margret and Linda Evans have the same number of points with Ann-Margret ahead by beating her opponents worse than Linda did. Ann-Margret has been given lots of publicity as a very possible winner. Meanwhile Linda has been quietly winning without a lot of fanfare until suddenly she is in third place. Because both women have some much to win and so much to lose this will undoubtedly be the longest, closest, and hardest fought match of the round. Perhaps the Elke vs Loni fight will rival it but my bet is on this fight as Ann-Margret and Linda seem so evenly matched. Who even wins this fight will have earned it. Of course it could always end in a draw but I think neither woman will accept that. One of them has to prove herself better.

[Vassago]

My thoughts on this set; best fight would be Loni Anderson suffering at the hands of Elke Sommer badly, but not as bad as Raquel Welch's walk in the park over Goldie Hawn 

Nancy Kwan vs Cassandra Peterson
The evil Elvira look is more then enough to turn Nancy Kwan into jelly beans. Nancy would like to use her martial arts techniques to get some advantage but Elvira knows better of and drags her petite rival on the floor where she easily beats her up.

Sharon Tate vs Barbara Bach
By deciding to lure Sharon to fight in the water, Barbara has made a serious mistake. Her height advantage is quickly undone as Sharon easily trips her over and Barbara finds herself underwater. The blonde jumps on the brunette and manages to turn her over on her stomach and grab Barbara's hair from behind. She buries Barbara's head underwater for a number of seconds and threatens to drown her unless she submits. Barbara tries to hold on as long as she can but eventually cannot breath anymore and yells out her submission.

Loni Anderson vs Elke Sommer
Elke is targeting Loni's boobs straight from the start knowing this is the perfect way to make the buxom blonde suffer. Not many women are brave enough to try this but Elke heads the standings and is afraid of no one. Loni will try to smother Elke on the floor but the German is just too fast on her feet and once she claws into Loni's tits, it's one way traffic. Loni tries to punch Elke's face as hard as she can but gets smothered on the floor herself and must admit defeat when Elke has finally ripped her tits into a bloody mess.

Pam Grier vs Cathy Lee Crosby
Beating up tall blondes into a useless mess is Pam's favourite hobby and she wastes little time into turning Cathy Lee Crosby into a sobbing punchbag. Pam quickly grabs Cathy by the hair and starts pounding her so hard, it almost makes you think Cathy has stolen Pam's boyfriend or something. Cathy is quickly send on the floor but that doesn't mean Pam stops the rout, indeed Cathy is being roughed up until her face turns into all kinds of colors and the blonde hair is the only pale colour nearby. Pam kicks Cathy straight in the face to finally stop this beatdown and watches in pleasure as the blonde slumps on the ground unconscious.

Farrah Fawcett vs Jill St. John
Another case when the blonde fans will not be pleased. Jill is just too strong for the Charlie's Angels' favourite kitten and ends up smashing Farrah into a complete pulp. She wouldn't even need extra weapons to do that so Farrah might want to bring her oar some time later when she faces a less challenging opponent.

Goldie Hawn vs Raquel Welch
This is my pick for the biggest beatdown of the entire round. Raquel is absolutely livid after losing to Loni Anderson and wants to release her anger against any blonde nearby (a brunette will do fine as well), but it's Goldie Hawn who has a dubious pleasure of being Raquel's next opponent. This fight won't last more then 60 seconds and Goldie would forget her name by this moment as Raquel will absolutely demolish her with no mercy. Martine Beswick will have a good shot at the biggest beatdown in this round and you can imagine how she would feel after finding out it's Raquel Welch of all people topping her success 

Diane McBain vs Senta Berger
Not sure how Diane outmuscled Sybil Danning in the previous round, but Senta's loss to Joey Heatherton was equally upsetting. Now these two face off against each other and I'm pretty sure Senta will pin Diane on the floor as the blonde's speed is not enough versus Senta's brute force. Senta laughs off Diane's attempts to get physical and easily knocks her out instead.

Ann Margaret vs Linda Evans
Linda's bid for the overall title suffers a major blow as Ann Margaret proves way too tough for the blonde's liking. Ann abuses Linda by claiming she's no cream puff Joan Collins and quickly gives her a black eye. The blonde's attempts of hurting Ann are below par and once both women hit the deck, it's Ann Margaret who easily pins Linda and rides her into submission in a pretty straight-forward fashion.

[djcrash]

Well i know what Cathy Lee would end up licking of Pam's but its not her feet. There are two upsets in this round first Loni over Elke, the second would see Diane just win over Senta.

[Glamour Fights]

Here is what I saw that happened:

Nancy Kwan 32 vs Cassandra Peterson (Elvira) 51: The shorter, lighter Nancy Kwan tried to use her judo skills to toss the bigger Elvira around. Those techniques don't work so well when the other fighter grabs ahold of your hair and doesn't let go. It is even worse when she uses your hair to toss and drag you around. This is exactly what Elvira did to poor Nancy. In giving her the 6th worst beat down. She even beat Nancy worst than Martine Beswick die to Sherry Jackson even if it wasn't by much.

Sharon Tate 44 vs Barbara Bach 38: This was the second closest fight of the round which was no surprised. Sharon Tate and Barbara Bach appeared to be closely matched. Barbara was a little taller and a little heavier and Sharon was more agile and quicker. Barbara also proved to be a bit stronger. Sharon has honed her fighting skills as shown in her winning her last 6 of 7 matches, suffering defeat only at the hands of Cassandra Peterson. She won the second closest fight of the round against Barbara by having the better skills and the better fighting spirit.

Loni Anderson 37 vs Elke Sommer 46: Loni is a top 10 fighter but her chances of winning the tournament are close to zero. Still she enjoys being a spoiler and knocking the top contenders off their pins where she smothers them with the biggest set of jugs around. Elke is narrowly in first place and Loni set her sights on getting the better of the "weak" German, as some have claimed. Elke got bat my Ann-Margret but wants revenge by finishing in first place ahead of her. Loni did get her down and almost smother her with her boobs. But Elke was quite a bit stronger than Loni and was able to buck her off. As they rose to their feet it was Elke who was able to win the take downs. She was also in better shape and turned a close fight into a convincing win by the end.

Pam Grier 47 vs Cathy Lee Crosby36: This was a super fight. Cathy had the advantage in weight, strength, and athletic ability over Pam. But there is probably no better down-and-dirty close in fighter than Pam pound for pound. If Pam had a bit more weight and muscle she would probably be easily leading this tournament. Cathy Lee used her greater physical prowess to take control for awhile. But Pam had too high a pain threshold and too much wherewithal for Cathy Lee to get the victory. Pam's vicious and dirty attacks wore Cathy Lee down until she took over and got a good win tat wasn't as close as it started.

Farrah Fawcett 23 vs Jill St. John 59: I will confess that Jill St. John is the biggest surprise of the tournament. I do believe she has a valid claim to being the most beautiful and sexiest woman in the tournament (along with some others who could make the same claim) but I never know she was such a good fighter. She gave Farrah Fawcett the worst beat down of the tournament to validate that she is still a contender for top honors, being tied with Sybil Danning and Linda Evans in won/loss record.  Admittedly Farrah isn't the toughest of fighters but she has won 10 fights and few have given her the trashing Jill did. Farrah would have been smart to have left her oar behind as Jill ended up easily taking it away from her and using it on Farrah's behind. I don't know if it was the hairspray Jill used or not but she had barely a hair out of place while she kept her word and made Farrah's unruly hair look like a disheveled mop. Everyone had to enjoy Jill bending Farrah over and paddling her with Farrah's own oar.

Goldie Hawn 27 Raquel Welch 56: Everyone likes to beat up on Raquel Welch. Most are jealous of her as quite a few consider her the most beautiful and sexiest woman in the tournament and even that ever lived. They like it even more if Barbosa is watching for they knew he likes to see the sexiest get beaten. And Raquel is so tough and able to take punishment that she often suffers long and hard beatings before she cannot continue. But Raquel wins many more fights than she loses. And if she is the one in control she enjoys beating up her rival. Goldie was completely outclassed by Raquel who gave her the second worst beat down this time. Raquel showed she is a forced to be reckoned with and can never for taken lightly.

Diane McBain 36 vs Senta Berger 45: Diane showed she can be as sinister and evil as Sybil Danning by beating her at her own game. Her aggressive attacks made a good fight with the slower but stronger Senta Berger. Dane was the more aggressive but Senta was able to withstand her attacks and return more punishing counterattacks. It was the fourth closest fight of the round with Senta using her body to hold Diane down in a spread eagled grapevine pin.

Ann-Margret 49 vs Linda Evans 35: Linda Evans fully expected to beat Ann-Margret to move into second place with a good chance at toppling Elke Sommer sometime. She figured she was stronger than Ann-Margret and liked physical fighting more. She would overpower and dominate Ann-Margret. Unfortunately she was wrong on both counts. Ann-Margret proved to be at least as strong, if not stronger especially in the legs. And Ann-Margret also enjoys physical confrontation as much as Linda does. Linda's game plan proved to be completely in error and once Ann-Margret matched her strength for strength Linda had no back up plan. Ann-Margret got the advantage right from the start and never released it as she was always one step ahead of Linda. Her beating didn't make the top seven but she gave Linda a thorough beating with a 58.3% thrashing. She left Linda semi-conscious lying on the floor.