How come, since Crystal catfights were and are so popular, that the concept has not been used either for real, or as a staged scenario, by other producers. I grant that the noise and commotion would be hard to duplicate, but the idea of three rounds, of progressively raunchier action, is the basic thrust. Assorted yells and suggestions, and fast moving constant action should not be too hard to do.
Since unscripted action is so dicey, wouldn't a well plotted video that copied the style of the old Crystal wars be popular? When you consider that those videos were made a quarter of a century ago, and they are still referenced, you would think that using that formula as a plotline would be a successful concept.
I wish I had known of this fetish back in the day, I might even have gone into the city and given it a whirl myself !