[Vassago]

TANYA ROBERTS (Age: 34; 5'8" / 26th 0-5) vs EMMA SAMMS (Age: 29; 5'4" / 25th 1-4)
Neither of these women have a very good record, in fact Tanya is still looking for a maiden victory. She claims Emma Samms is the ideal opponent to open up her record, but Emma thinks otherwise and is keen to keep Tanya winless. Both women have settled to wear only bikinis in this fight so you might expect not only chunks of hair being ripped but the skimpy outfits as well.


MEG RYAN (Age: 28; 5'8" / 12th 4-1) vs KATHY IRELAND (Age: 26; 5'10" / 3rd 5-0)
This could well be one of the best fights of the entire round. Meg has moved away from the comments describing her as a weak blonde and wants to prove everyone wrong versus one of the biggest powerhouses around. Kathy easily manhandled Rosanna Arquette in the previous round but this should be a much tougher test for her and give a true benchmark about her hitherto unbeaten run in the competition.


ROSANNA ARQUETTE (Age: 30; 5'4.5" / 31st 0-5) vs VIRGINIA MADSEN (Age: 28; 5'5" / 22nd 1-4)
Speaking of Rosanna Arquette, she's on a similar mission trying to get her first victory. Just like Tanya, she faces a potentially equal opponent and considers this as her breakthrough. But Virginia Madsen is very upset after losing a close fight to Audrey Landers in the previous round and is confident she can beat Rosanna up without much trouble instead.


BROOKE SHIELDS (Age: 24; 6'0" / 23rd 1-4) vs KATHERINE KELLY LANG (Age: 28; 5'7" / 30th 0-5)
This is another case when one fighter claims she's much better then her record shows, and Brooke Shields is spurred by some of the experts' comments to make a move up the rankings from now on. On the other hand Katherine Kelly Lang got chopped down to pieces by Donna Dixon and is threatened to be treated the same way by Brooke: - This dumb blonde bitch hasn't seen enough of getting smashed, I'll give her even worse workout then Donna managed to do with her.


KATHLEEN TURNER (Age: 35; 5'8" / 6th 5-0) vs HUNTER TYLO (Age: 27; 5'6" / 27th 0-5)
After a good win over the always tough Demi Moore, Kathleen Turner targets the biggest beatdown of the entire round by beating Hunter Tylo in a useless pulp. - This is it, if Donna Dixon can win by a margin of 33 votes, then I'm gonna crush Hunter in no time and see whether anybody can match this. Hunter is listrning to Kathleen's remarks in disbelief and is certain the blonde underrated her and is up for one big surprise.


AUDREY LANDERS (Age: 33; 5'3" / 11th 4-1) vs MARLA HEASLEY (Age: 30; 5'6" / 32nd 0-5)
Another blonde/brunette fight where Audrey Landers is already rehearsing her winning poses as she thinks Marla Heasley in nothing more then a sore punchbag. But the brunette has brought her game face on and thinks Audrey is way overrated to be considered a superior woman in any case.


JERRY HALL (Age: 33; 6'0" / 18th 2-3) vs REBECCA DE MORNAY (Age: 30; 5'5.5" / 24th 1-4)
Two tough blondes both whom claim to be the biggest bitches around are about to settle their feud. Rebecca de Mornay has seen how the much smaller Samantha Fox pummelled Jerry Hall in the previous round and thinks she can do likewise. But Jerry laughs off Rebecca's claims and points out to her defeat against Alison Armitage. - I'm much tougher then Alison and this blonde skank will get her ass kicked all over the place. Rebecca doesn't hold back and calls Jerry "a lousy fighter who'll be knocked unsonscious once I'm finished with her".


HEATHER THOMAS (Age: 32; 5'5.5" / 2nd 5-0) vs SAMANTHA FOX (Age: 23; 5'1" / 13th 3-2)
Despite somewhat perplexing reputation, Samantha Fox thinks the only overrated fighter around is Heather Thomas and her unbeaten record will be snapped right here. Heather has seen Sam's win over Jerry Hall, but thinks it doesn't really matter as she's the strongest girl around anyway and will pound the stuffing ouf of the blonde singer. - Sharon Stone needs to look out, cause I'm coming through for the overall lead again!

[Glamour Fights]

Who I think will win and why:

Tanya Roberts vs Emma Samms: Amazingly the last TV Charlie's Angel has not won. She is tougher than her record. For as beautiful as Emma Samms is and as much as she thrusts out her chest to try and look imposing and strong, she isn't. Tanya knocks her flat on her back and steps on the chest Emma is so proud of.

Meg Ryan vs Kathy Ireland: Yes, maybe I am crazy. This is my upset pick for the round (unless I come across others later). Kathy hasn't lost and looks tough but Meg doesn't have a 4:1 record for nothing. She is tougher than she looks. The actress surprises the model with moves the model has no idea exists. Meg sleeps well in Seattle.

Rosanna Arquette vs Virginia Madsen: A very close fight. Virginia can't figure out how she lost to a softy like Audrey Landers. She reviews tapes of all her fights, including the one she won. Rosanna is just plain nasty and thinks she will be able to rip Virginia apart. But Virginia learns from her tapes, enough to battle Rosanna evenly and finally get the better of her in a full out hairpulling catfight.

Brooke Shields vs Katherine Kelly Lang: Katherine is the more beautiful and sexy of the two to me. But I am not one who thinks that Brooke is just a weak model. She has large bones and a big frame to go with it. Katherine will take out the legs of the taller woman to put them on the ground and take away Brooke's height advantage. But Brooke proves stronger than Katherine expects and, in fact, proves stronger than Katherine. She easily holds Katherine down and spread eagles her for the win.

Kathleen Turner vs Hunter Tylo: Close your eyes or look away if you don't want to see one woman beaten to a bloody pulp by the other. Kathleen has a walk in the park all over Hunter in this fight. Kathleen's hair won't even be mussed up while Hunter may have none left.

Audrey Landers vs Marla Heasley: I think many are surprised at the success of little, soft looking, sweet looking Audrey Landers. What they don't know is that she wrestles a lot with her sister, Judy Landers. And although she usually loses, her muscles have become trained to respond without thinking in a fight (yes they do pull hair against each other.) Also Audrey has a mean strike as shown when she once went after Cheryl Ladd. Marla does what so many others do and that is underestimate Audrey until they find themselves tied up in knots. Then it is too late.

Jerry Hall vs Rebecca de Mornay: Jerry Hall is tall like Brooke but she is small boned and weak. She is not particularly well coordinated so her height makes her a target for smaller women to take down and punish on the ground. That is exactly what Rebecca does. She gets on Jerry's back" pulling her hair; punching her; arching her back by her chin; and finally applies a waist scissors from the rear while pulling on her chin to stretch her out. Jerry gets up massaging her back after this fight.

Heather Thomas vs Samantha Fox: Samantha's main claim to fame is being a real bitch and knowing how to box. Her small size allows her to get under the punches of her rivals and slam them in the body. Unfortunately Heather knows how to box, catfight, and wrestle. And she can take body blows. Samantha punches her in the jaw but Heather returns fire to her face. Than puts Samantha on her knees where Heather wastes little time in pounding her silly.

P.S. I see my good buddy barbosa was making comments at the same time I was. We agree on some and disagree on some which makes it more interesting to me. I am not surprised about us differing about Meg vs Kathy as I am probably the only one to pick Meg. I am surprised at some of the others where we differ but, then, that is why we vote.

[byline]

These polls are about to end so I had better get in my comments even though in some I am trying to push the tide back out.

Kim Basinger has no trouble with Kim Wilde. If Wilde was a bit bigger or Basinger wasn’t so tough and good fighter then Wilde might give Basinger a good fight. Neither is true so Basinger puts Wilde away early. Basinger then rests up for her next fight.

Nancy Valen shuts Lydia Cornell’s bedroom eyes. This fight has a lot of similarities to the Audrey Landers vs Marla Heasley fight. A bigger, winless brunette against a blonde with only one loss. Admittedly Marla is taller than Audrey than Nancy is over Lydia. But the result is the same. Sorry, Glamour Fights, but your sweetheart is pulled off her feet by her hair and then dragged around the rough carpet getting all sorts of brush burns. Nancy stops pulling Lydia around only long enough to let her get to her hands and knees. Then she delivers a vicious kick from the side to sent Lydia flying over onto her side. Another kick to the head and those big eyes of Lydia are shut for good.

Kim Delaney takes Catherine Oxenberg’s reddish pink dress home for a souvenir. Another winless brunette against a blonde with a winning record. The two are well matched for the fight. Kim’s tight but very, very short dress allows her to eventually trap Catherine in a powerful scissors. She gets a submission by crushing Catherine’s waist. She chokes Catherine unconscious from behind then stripes her naked, taking all her clothes as a trophy to celebrate her first win.   

Cindy Margolis wins a sex fight with Sharon Stone. This fight ending up in a sex fight seems right on the money. I see Cindy out wrestling and out catfighting the weaker Sharon first and physically dominating her. When Sharon tries to pull out a victory by seducing Cindy, Cindy shows her she is more woman in that department also. Cindy wasn’t the number one internet model for a few years for nothing. Oh yes, did I mention Sharon wasn’t wearing underpants this time either.

Demi Moore tortures overmatched Kate  Capshaw. Kate tries to match up strength for strength with Demi. She doesn’t match up well nor does she match up in nastiness. One Demi overpowers Kate and has her at her mercy she shows none. Kate is not one to cry easily but Demi has the tears flowing proliferously by the end of the fight.

Heather Locklear proves a smaller but vicious catfighter can make a bigger wrestler like Donna Dixon admit defeat. Donna may win lots of falls and early submissions. But this is a fight to the finish until one woman says “nor more, I’ve had enough”. Heather just won’t do that. Donna is superior early but Heather just keeps coming back until she wears Donna down with her harder scratching, hairpulling, and other dirty tricks. Eventually it is a worn out Donna who has to say she has had enough.

Tracy Scoggins gives another blonde her first defeat as she gets on Daryl’s back and pulls her hair out. Tracy is just plain mean. She is also tough and persistent. She matches the slightly taller Daryl in strength which is something Daryl is not used to. This could be the longest, hardest fought match of the round. A bad move by Daryl on her stomach. Tracy jumps on her back and Daryl is defenseless to stop the abuse Tracy gives her.

Alison Armitage wins a classic catfight over Mitzi Kapture. Alison and Mitzi waste no time if locking into each other’s hair in a stand up “I pull your hair you pull mine, I slap you you slap me” classic catfight. Clothes are ripped as free hands grasp everywhere.. The two women fight for many minutes on their feet. They finally go down together and end up rolling back and forth with neither having much of an advantage. Back on their feet for more hairpulling, slapping and shin kicking. Ah, that is where Alison has the advantage with her knee high boots against Mitzi’s bare shins. OK, they are covered by silk stocking which don’t offer much protection. Mitzi grinds her heel onto Alison’s toes. It hurts Alison because Mitzi’s heels are more stiletto. But Alison wins this also as her heel finds open toes. In the end a limping Mitzi is done in by Alison.

[Glamour Fights]

Meg Ryan rips apart Kathy Ireland    - 43 (6.3%)
Kathy Ireland thumps Meg Ryan    - 43 (6.3%)

Ha ha ha, at least I almost lucked out in predicting a big upset although I think Meg drawing with Kathy is a big upset. I must confess this is a lark even for me. I actually voted for Kathy. But when I saw the scores and Meg was close or maybe even ahead I though I would have some fun and predict her winning. If I was right I would look like a genius. And if I was wrong that would be no big deal. Now if I had only voted for Meg she would have actually beaten Kathy. Missed my chance lol.

[Vassago]

Yes, there was a first draw of the entire competition and quite frankly Meg Ryan is moving herself away from overrated status and begins to show her Hollywood soft blonde exploits have little to do with reality. But there's still lot of fighting left, so you never know if she settles in as a real sleeper 

Back to Round 6, there were many close fights decided by a couple of votes, yet Kathleen Turner matched Donna Dixon's 33 vote victory record from the previous round 

Tanya Roberts (44) vs Emma Samms (42)
Too-close-to call nature of this fight delivered the expectations as both Tanya and Emma became involved in a wild face-slapping, hairpulling and breast-mauling contest but Tanya just saved a little bit more energy in the end and pinned Emma to secure her first victory of the competition. Will this start a new streak for Tanya remains to be seen, but the fact Emma is very upset right now is not to be disputed.

Meg Ryan (43) vs Kathy Ireland (43)
For the first time in the tournament there we have a draw as Meg and Kathy fought into a stalemate. In fact Kathy quickly dragged Meg down on the floor and started to punch her in the stomach but the blonde actress used her skills to kick out of trouble and hit Kathy's wrist in the proccess which immediately began swelling. With only one hand at her disposal, Kathy's options of getting hold of Meg were always limited but at least she used her long legs to keep the blonde away from striking distance. Instead of a fight this became a verbal abuse contest and even here neither woman claimed superiority. As the time limit came into play judges called it a day and declared a draw but Kathy insisted she could have easily put Meg away but for her injured wrist.

Rosanna Arquette (37) vs Virginia Madsen (49)
The experts were split on this one but Virginia proved she's no soft pushover and got the bragging rights over the equally unimpressive Rosanna. Wrestling skills came to the fore and Virginia showed she's got some tricks under her sleeve that Rosanna wasn't aware of and the result was never in a serious doubt.

Brooke Shields (41) vs Katherine Kelly Lang (44)
Another split experts opinion on this one, but Katherine's will to make amends for a terrible loss to Kathy Ireland made the difference as she fought like a woman possessed and even the underrated Brooke Shields couldn't handle the blonde's vicious punches in the end. Brooke looked to follow up on the allegedly tired and beaten up blonde but got knocked out and facesitted into submission instead.

Kathleen Turner (57) vs Hunter Tylo (24)
Nobody gave Hunter Tylo a chance to survive a clash against Kathleen Turner and most certainly that's what happened as the unbeaten blonde showed no mercy whatsoevr and smashed her brunette rival into a bloody pulp in the most one-sided fight of the entire round.

Audrey Landers (44) vs Marla Heasley (38)
The winless A-Team star scored her most competitive fight of the tournament but still fell victim to Audrey Landers whose wrestling practice with twin sister Judy gave her the all important advantage of experience.

Jerry Hall (41) vs Rebecca de Mornay (44)
Small in size but large at heart, Rebecca de Mornay tossed up the towering Jerry Hall and knocked her on the allegedly skinny ass and pounded until Jerry had enough. This came as a major shock for the blonde model who scratched Rebecca's face at the beginning of the fight and looked like going all the way for victory. But once Rebecca tripped her over, Jerry's below-par defence was always going to hurt her chances of overcoming the smaller but much quicker and flexible opponent.

Heather Thomas (55) vs Samantha Fox (32)
Everyone predicted a quick KO victory for Heather and that's what happened allthough the Fall Guy star couldn't quite match Kathleen Turner's record beatdown of this round. - That's because Samantha is a better fighter then Hunter, not me being worse then Kathleen, mind you - so for Heather's comments on this scoreline. With Sharon Stone having a real trouble with Cindy Margolis, Heather regains the overall lead after six rounds.