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REBECCA DE MORNAY (Age: 30; 5'5.5" / 21st 2-4) vs AUDREY LANDERS (Age: 33; 5'3" / 9th 5-1)
A couple of feisty blondes going at it to kick off set two. Rebecca scored a good win over Jerry Hall but Audrey Landers' wrestling practice with sister Judy has put her soft looking image firmly aside. This promises to be one of the closest fights of the entire round as Rebecca's aggressive approach can trouble almost everyone and Audrey might be calling for some extra tips from sister Judy before this is over.


EMMA SAMMS (Age: 29; 5'4" / 25th 1-5) vs KATHERINE KELLY LANG (Age: 28; 5'7" / 27th 1-5)
Dynasty's favourite redhead is still angry over losing to Tanya Roberts but has noticed Katherine Kelly Lang's shock win over Brooke Shields. - That doesn't bother me though, she's a tall but slow moving blonde cxnt, I'll drag her into the water and drown her for so long, until she chokes on her submission. But Katherine is having other ideas - Emma will be the one buried underwater and I'll choke her with that piece of bikini she's wearing. Who likes the green colour anyway?


MARLA HEASLEY (Age: 30; 5'6" / 32nd 0-6) vs JERRY HALL (Age: 33; 6'0" / 20th 2-4)
Jerry Hall cannot believe she lost to skinny bitch Rebecca de Mornay and is smiling grimly everyone's punchbag Marla Heasley is her next rival. But the A-Team brunette has taken a good fight to Audrey Landers in the previous round and is confident she can outwrestle the tall but not very flexible blonde model to gain her maiden victory of the tournament.


TRACY SCOGGINS (Age: 36; 5'8" / 18th 2-4) vs DONNA DIXON (Age: 32; 5'9" / 4th 6-0)
Donna Dixon is carrying her winning form over the Dynasty armada in this round. - I've cut Heather Locklear in half and there's no reason Tracy Scoggins won't be treated the same, just wait and see. Meanwhile the brunette is razoring her claws and plans on ripping Donna's tits off and slap her silly to gain the much needed victory. - I'm far better then my record shows and this blonde bimbo is the most overrated piece of trash I've ever seen. Her first loss is coming up right here!


SAMANTHA FOX (Age: 23; 5'1" / 15th 3-3) vs DARYL HANNAH (Age: 29; 5'10" / 5th 6-0)
Daryl Hannah knocked out Tracy Scoggins in the previous round and plans on having even a better showing against the petite Samantha Fox who on the other hand got smothered easily by Heather Thomas. But the blonde singer is expressing her anger and promises to take Daryl down and right her ugly face into exhaustion - I know how to dominate these tall bitches, Daryl's head is so high up her ass she won't be able to see me coming and wrecking her into a defeat!


HEATHER THOMAS (Age: 32; 5'5.5" / 1st 6-0) vs KIM DELANEY (Age: 31; 5'7" / 28th 0-6)
Overall leader Heather Thomas is already laughing at a great prospect of victory seeing Kim Delaney trying to hide herself behind the courtains. - You can run, bitch, but you can't hide. Come here and I'll beat you up in no time! However Kim plans on a secret tactic and wants to wrap Heather into the courtains which would make her life much easier. - Heather might be undefeated, but she needs to understand I'm going for dirty tricks here and any outside weapons are allowed to be used!


KATHLEEN TURNER (Age: 35; 5'8" / 3rd 6-0) vs ALISON ARMITAGE (Age: 24; 5'6" / 23rd 1-5)
Fresh from a record breaking win over Hunter Tylo, Kathleen Turner is happy to see another dark-haired rival stand in her way - Oh c'mon, another weak and dumb brunette claiming she can actually fight. This is ridiculous, Hunter Tylo should have spreaded the word I'm staying unbeaten no matter who thinks otherwise!


KIM WILDE (Age: 29; 5'4" / 22nd 2-4) vs MEG RYAN (Age: 28; 5'8" / 10th 4-1-1)
Meg Ryan's impressive campaign sees her taking on Kim Wilde in the last fight of this round. Meg thinks she's firmly off the soft blonde image now and quite frankly Kim's angry posing is all a load of crap. - I guess the lesson she took from Kim Basinger is forgotten already, but I'll refresh her mind alright! However Kim has a good memory and thinks Meg is getting over the top with her comments - I still think she's a dumb, soft Hollywood bimbo who is just lucky and not a great fighter as some dare to say. But I'll set the record straight and send her back to LA in no time!

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Well, I didn't know that  She did have a mudfight in Undercover Blues though some years later 

[Glamour Fights]

Well, I didn't know that  She did have a mudfight in Undercover Blues though some years later 

I always wondered who the other actresses were who auditioned but apparently Kathleen Turner is the only one anyone would recognize as far as celebrity status.

I think there is a hesitancy of actors to not disclose parts they auditioned for and lost. Some do but my guess is that it is something their agents frown upon admitting.

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My picks and comments this go round

Rebecca de Mornay vs. Audrey Landers
Rebecca has the advantage over the smaller Audrey most of the fight. But Audrey is tenacious and keeps fighting back. The frustrated Rebecca falls victim to Audrey’s matchbook pin.

Emma Samms vs. Katherine Kelly Lang
Katherine proves bolder and more beautiful than Emma and has a dynasty over Emma. A crushing bearhug does Emma in.

Marla Heasley vs. Jerry Hall
After rolling around Jerry ends up on top of Marla. Her super long legs wrap around Marla’s and stretches them so far out in a grapevine Marla’s crotch hurts.

Tracy Scoggins vs. Donna Dixon
One of the best fights this round that takes place on the sand and in the surf. Tracy thinks she is the better swimmer and guides their way into the water as the fight. Turns out Donna was a lifeguard and at home in the water. She is heavier and stronger than Tracy and holds her under until Tracy submits.

Samantha Fox vs. Daryl Hannah
A bit of an upset wit Samantha winning. Daryl is overconfident and walks proudly towards Samantha. She walks right into a smash in the face from which she never fully recovers. Samantha punches the shit out of Daryl but it takes awhile.

Heather Thomas vs. Kim Delaney
Heather practices her stunt woman tosses, throws, kicks, punches, karate chops, etc. Kim literally becomes a punching bag for Heather.

Kathleen Turner vs. Alison Armitage
Kathleen wants the overall leads and goes all out to destroy Alison as badly as possible. Hunter tries to prove she isn’t a weak brunette that can’t fight but Kathleen proves the opposite, at least compared to Kathleen.

Kim Wilde vs. Meg Ryan
Meg is pretty cocky after getting a draw with Kathy Ireland and is ripe for the picking. Unfortunately Kim hasn’t developed her harvesting skills just yet. Meg shows she can dominate a smaller opponent.

[Glamour Fights]

Rebecca De Mornay vs Audrey Landers: Rebecca isn't that much bigger than Audrey. I think Audrey's fighting with her sister allows her to react with more instinct and more rapidly. That is, she doesn't have to think about what she is doing, it comes naturally. That split second advantage allows her to tie Rebecca up and force her to submit.

Emma Samms vs Katherine Kelly Lang: Kelly's physique looks impressive to me. Don't know why she hasn't won more fights. Emma didn't impress me with her fighting on Dynasty. In order to beat Katherine she would have to make up the size and strength difference with ability. This should be a massacre as Katherine has more ability besides size and strength.

Marla Heasley vs [Jerry Hall: Once again the smaller woman needs to have more fighting spirit and more fighting ability to pull out the victory. Marla has shown neither so far and hasn't won a fight. Jerry make be clumsy and not the best fighter but she has won two fights and out muscles and spread eagles Marla in a grapevine under her.

Tracy Scoggins vsDonna Dixon: I like this as the best fight of this tournament. Donna Dixon is like a carbon copy of Cybil Shepard to me - good size, reasonably strong, and ready for a fight. Tracy is also an impressive fighter to me, more so that her record. Tracy is nastier than Donna and is very likely to cheat. Donna has the size and I believe the strength. In a long, grueling fight Donna will eventually prevail but not until she is badly hurt herself.

Samantha Fox vs Daryl Hannah: Daryl is always out to prove that she is the best cave woman. Samantha tries to trade punches with Daryl also. But Daryl can hit as hard as anyone and her longer reach sends Samantha to la la land.

Heather Thomas vs Kim Delaney: Heather has some fun with Kim and her curtains. She pulls on Kim what G.I.'s used to do to drill sergeants they didn't like - throw a blanket over them and beat them up so the sergeant didn't know who attacked him. Heather wraps Kim in the curtain and beats her up. Of course Heather untangles Kim and lets her see her face just before she smashes Kim right between the eyes.

Kathleen Turner vs Alison Armitage: It will take a lot bigger, stronger, tougher, meaner woman than Alison to derail Kathleen off her tracks towards winning the tournament. But I think Kathleen will ease up on Alison to save energy for a real competitor. Too bad they didn't have a fight off for the roll in All the Marbles, Vickie would have been a great opponent. I also loved the mud fight in Undercover Blues. Kathleen took her lumps but came out on top although one could argue her opponent got distracted.

Kim Wilde vs Meg Ryan: I had my fun predicting a victory of Meg over Kathy Ireland. She almost pulled it off much to my consternation. This time I really believe it when I say that Meg with tame the wild Kim. It will be an easy victory for Meg.

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Marla Heasley breaks the deadlock, Katherine Kelly Lang goes for two in a row and Judy Landers deserts her sister, that's Round 7 Set 2 in a nutshell. Thanks you for all the comments and predictions  

Rebecca de Mornay (34) vs Audrey Landers (32)
There was little to chose from between these two, but Rebecca's malicious Hollywood image proved just enough to force the wrestling-skilled but innocent looking Audrey into submission. Looks like Audrey's sister Judy hooked up with some handsome guy in the nearby pub and left her sister without any on-ring tips. This proved a costly mistake as Rebecca pinned Audrey for a very close victory. Barbosa was the only one who gave Rebecca the winning edge.

Emma Samms (31) vs Katherine Kelly Lang (36)
Following through on her win over Brooke Shields, Katherine Kelly Lang jumped on Emma Samms and outmuscled her in a straight-forward contest. Once Emma got tripped over on the sand, she got involved in a back-and-forth rolling on it, hoping for some luck but Katherine just pushed her into the sea and trapped her head undearneath which Emma couldn't take it anymore and gave up in fear. Katherine hopes Glamour Fights will keep on picking her for more victories soon!

Marla Heasley (35) vs Jerry Hall (31)
Realisticman and barbosa seemed to have the expert edge on Jerry who's lanky figure and foul mouth just isn't up to the standard. Guess it's time to drag Mick Jagger out of the pub and give Jerry some street brawl tactics lessons or she won't win a fight for some time. Meanwhile Marla has finally taken lesson from Mr. T seriously and she immediately went for Jerry's long but fragile legs and mauled her on the ground into sheer frustration. Jerry's lack of speed and agility enable Marla to take a maiden victory in the competition.

Tracy Scoggins (29) vs Donna Dixon (38)
On the flipside, this time it was Glamour Fights and byline who had the edge in picking Donna Dixon for her seventh straight win. Tracy Scoggins can punch as hard as anyone but Donna just turned her stomach into jelly beans in a truly professional fashion. Tracy claims she tripped on the sand and that's why Donna gained the advantage but the blonde's fighting record sugests otherwise with Donna having Tracy's measure all the way through.

Samantha Fox (30) vs Daryl Hannah (35)
Another close fight but Samantha's speed and agression just failed to snapping Daryl's unbeaten streak. Admiteddly both women stripped each other topless, but this only enabled Daryl to tear the tits of the buxom singer and Sam's claws just didn't do enough damage to her rival. - I suspect Sam didn't see me being almost bulletproof in the Blade Runner, did she? And I have no problems in fighting topless, everyone should remember that before applying this stupid tactics against me!

Heather Thomas (41) vs Kim Delaney (25)
Kim put up a brave fight considering tale of the tape but Heather just managed to beat her up so badly, it was enough to resist Sharon Stone's charge from the first set. Unsurprisingly Heather was very upset after the fight - This bitch was doing everything but fighting, she was running away, hiding behind stupid curtains. I wasted a lot of time chasing her around before I finally knocked her out on her skinny ass! I demand a 50-0 walkover so Sharon stays far behind me!
Note: Heather's protest has been turned down and the voting result stands as official.

Kathleen Turner (38) vs Alison Armitage (27)
This was one of the toughest fights for the unbeaten Kathleen as Alison's strenght is much better then her record shows. But Kathleen is looking for big things and once she understood she'll need to get into the top gear, she pinned and facesitted the redhead into submission which all the experts had on their cards. There's little doubt Kathleen counts on Sharon and Heather wearing each other out and take them by suprise in the bussiness end of competition.

Kim Wilde (25) vs Meg Ryan (40)
All the experts picked Meg for the win which she applauds with a big smile - It's a shame that it took seven rounds for people to see that I'm a really vicious woman! If Hollywood paid me more for showing loads of aggession on screen then there would be little doubts before this competition! I'm telling you for the last time - my weak and soft blonde image isn't real. I guess Kim watched Sleepness in Seattle too many times, but I don't care since I still scratched her eyes out! "Wild Meg Ryan" is my new nickname everyone should be aware of!...
Meg's Hollywood exploits let her all hang out during the winning press conference, but someone pulled the plug in the stage room and this signalled the end of this round for good. Word is Kathleen Turner couldn't stand Meg's comments anymore and decided to shut her mouth up for the time being...