Post fight interviews:
Thanks again for all the comments and stories. Great photos by barbosa and a special treat from realisticman on some “fighting” photos.
Rhonda Fleming 26 vs Claudia Cardinale 45 : {Pundits 0-5}
The pundits gave Rhonda no chance and neither did Claudia. She was on Rhonda from the start and continually pounded her and tortured her. Claudia gave Rhonda the 4th worst beat down of the round.
GF: Claudia, after losing three fights in a row to blondes: Ursula, Kim, and Anita you seem to be particularly vicious towards Ronda even though she is a redhead. Why?
Claudia Cardinale : I have lots of pent up anger and had to relieve it. Besides, true redheads are even rare than true blondes, as if those three are real blondes. HAH! Rhonda is so soft and weak she made a great punching bag. Are you sure it was only the 4th worst beating and not the first?
GF: Rhonda, you suffered really bad beatings at the hands of Mamie, Kim, and Sophia but did manage to beat Jane Fonda in a long, hard fight. But Claudia also had three tough fights prior to you facing her so she must have been sore and tired also. Why did you lose so badly?
Rhonda Fleming : Boy, you don’t sugarcoat your questions do you. I just ran into a crazy woman. It happens once in awhile. She had no regard for her own body or damages to it. She was a woman possessed and I would have had to kill her to beat her. I don’t think murder is allowed in the rules.
Diana Dors 39 vs Esther Williams 31: {Pundits 2-3}
Esther was favored slightly by the pundits. Indeed it was a close fight for a long time. But Diana started taking control of Esther towards the end and pinned her going away.
GF: Diana, you and Esther are pretty much the same size but she was favored because people think she is stronger and more athletic than you are. Is that true and, if so, how did you beat her.
Diana Dors : She WAS a world class swimmer but that was a long time ago. I am stronger than her now. But I used my brains. I controlled her with her by the hair until the old lady got tired. Then it was easy to take her down and pin her. Oh yes, a few slaps her and there also weakened her and added insult to injury.
GF: Esther, are you still as fit as you used to be in your performing days. Some of your detractors say you have gotten lazy and out of shape.
Esther Williams: That is utterly nonsense. I work out and exercise every day. See this body! [She spins around to show off her magnificent body and legs]. Swimmers are strong but don’t have bulky muscles, they slow you down. All I can say is that it feels like my scalp is on fire. You can’t use your body when some bitch has your head locked up by the hair.
Gina Lollobrigida 34 vs Angie Dickinson 36: {Pundits 4-1}
A great fight took place. Sultry, fiery brunette against classy blonde with special emphasis on hairpulling and face slapping. Also some dirty kicking. The pundits heavily favored Gina but Angie came from behind right at the end to trap Gina in a matchbook pin with her knees almost in her ears. It was the 3rd closestt fight of the round based on percentages.
GF: Gina, the other Italians won their fights and yo lost yours although only by a coarse black cxnt hair. Did they give you a rough time about this?
Gina Lollobrigida: I don’t talk to those sluts. Besides, I reminded them I won my previous fight and they both lost theirs. I had Angie scared of me and running from me but made a stupid mistake and ended up on my back. Before I knew it she had my legs bent over me and sat on my glorious thighs with her skinny ones to trap me. Next time I will scratch her eyes out!!!
GF:
Angie Dickinson: If Gina even gets close to my eyes I will break her fingers off. She is the dirtiest fighter I have faced. I was lucky not to come out with my face scarred. But in the end I prevailed as her short, stocky legs are her Achilles’ heel..
Jeanne Crain 36 vs Yvonne Craig 34: {Pundits 2-3}
This fight also went right down to the wire. Either woman could have won. The most surprising thing is that Jeanne barely got Yvonne to submit to a double figure-four leg lock before Jeanne had to give up to the pain. This fight tired with the Angie vs Gina fight with the exact same score for the 3rd worst beat down.
GF: Jeanne, you made byline and realisticman very happy by beating Yvonne in a leg contest. Realisticman has been telling us how strong your legs are and he predicted you winning the double leglock. Was this a fluke or are your rather slender legs actually that strong..
Jeanne Crain: Looks like you have at least two observers who know great legs when they see them. No it was no fluke. I am a better dancer than Yvonne and train a lot more. I have useful muscles in my legs, not those chunky, slow things Yvonne has.
GF: Yvonne, when you and Jeanne tied up in that leg lock most spectators thought you had the fight in the bag. But you submitted first. Any explanation?
Yvonne Craig: Pure luck on her part. No way are her skinny legs stronger than mine. She just got a slightly better position with a little more leverage. She tires it again and I will break her legs.
Jayne Mansfield 41 vs Bettie Page 29: {Pundits 3-1-1}
The pundits favored Jayne in spite of the fact that Jayne is precisely the type of blonde Bettie loves to beat up on. Vasago called it a draw. For the details of this fight read barbosa’s description. Jayne ended up giving Bettie the 5th worst beating of this round.
GF: Jayne, you told me during a break that you wanted me to pass a note on to barbosa. What is that note?
Jayne Mansfield: First I want to say that any brunette bitch like Bettie who spanks my ass is going to suffer the consequences. I think I proved that. As I said she is a useless twit you sent for me to fight. To barbosa I say I am sorry for my harsh sounding words after the fight. It was an emotional response in the heat of the moment. I know you are crazy in love with me and I will fight anyone you want to show you how hard I fight for you. Just for you, not for GF who doesn’t treat me all that well.
GF: Bettie, Jayne doesn’t seem to think much of your fighting abilities. What do you have to say about that?
Bettie Page: If you notice I had her beat, spanked her good and was in control of her. She jumped me from behind after I had mercy on her and released her when I though she had surrendered. She is a coward who only attacks others from behind. I will batter her senseless next time, no little fanny spanking.
Ava Gardner 33 vs Tina Louise 37: {Pundits 1-4}
The pundits favored the bigger and younger Tina heavily but this turned out to be the 6th closest fight of the round. The fight was a contest between Ava’s skill and experience against Tina’s strength and youth. .
GF: Ava, how would you summarize your fight with Tina?
Ava Gardner: I pulled her hair as hard as I could. Even bounced on her body a few times. But she hung on and I just couldn’t force her to submit before I got too tired to fight back any longer.
GF: Tina, how did you see your fight with Ava?
Tina Louise: I know I didn’t beat Ava by as much as many thought I would. She is one tough woman and she knows what she is doing. I learned a lot from her and if I had fought her earlier I think I would have won more fights than I did. Fortunately I was strong enough to hole her off until she tired.
Kim Novak 39 vs Anita Ekberg 32: {Pundits 3-2}
The pundits favored Kim slightly. In actuality Kim got an early jump on Anita and never was in danger of losing. However, Anita was fighting back hard at the end until Kim trapped her between her powerful thighs. See the picture provided by realisticman. Goldenfan had reported that Marilyn said Kim was better than Anita but apparently he didn’t believe Marilyn as he picked Anita to win even though Kim had an easy fight with Stella Stevens and Anita had a long, very hard fight against Claudia Cardinale.
GF: Kim, Vasago said that you were particularly vicious and nasty in this fight, even kicking Anita several times in the head when she was down. I think he used the term “blind fury” and knocked her out in a “sheer display of anger.” This seems uncharacteristic of you. What mad you so angry?
Kim Novak: When Anita attacked me from behind and tried to squeezed my head she said something in my ear. I didn’t mind her attacking me from behind as others have done that and it is part of this type of fighting. But I won’t honor what Anita said to me by repeating it. Let’s just say that when you say certain things about my family and friends you had better be prepared for a fight. Apparently she wasn’t so prepared. Towards the end I started to lose my temper and eased up on her. Besides I have a very tough fight with Sophia coming up and needed to conserve my energy. No sense wasting it on a classless whore like Anita.
GF: Anita, what did you say to Kim that got her so angry.
Anita Ekberg: That’s between her and me. It must have been true and hit home or she wouldn’t have reacted as she did. I must confess I wasn’t prepared for such a reaction. Normally I would say Sophia would cream her. But I know that Sophia has an even bigger mouth than I do so that could be a very interesting fight between Sophia and Kim.
Diana Rigg 46 vs Elizabeth Taylor 25: {Pundits 5-0}
The pundits predicted this would be a one-sided fight and it turned out to be a blow out just as predicted. Diana gave Elizabeth the 2nd worst beating of the round.
GF: Diana, you came up against a weaker foe for a change and made the most of it. You tore her apart almost literally. Was there any particular vehemence behind your attack?
Diana Rigg: You’re damned right there was. I hate bitches like Elizabeth who think they are better than everyone else. Who also are all foul mouth but can’t back it up. I take particular joy in tossing them around like a big, overstuffed toy, and you have to admit Elizabeth is overstuffed. Mind you, landing on her arse doesn’t hurt all that much because of all her padding. But I find other ways to administer pain against weak bitches like her.
GF: Elizabeth, no nice way to say this. You got trounced. How are you feeling?
Elizabeth Taylor: Like you look. Had I been able to latch onto her hair it would be a different story. She was just too fast and agile. Next time I will sneak up from behind like some others do.
