BITCH, I'LL RIP THAT DRESS OFF YOU!ACTRESS CHRISTINE NEUBAUER AND POP PRINCESS KATY PERRY IN FIGHT OVER OUTFIT RIVALRY
By Nancy Fanciful, correspondent for CelebToday, your favourite classy catfight magazine for all things bitchy
Sentiments of hostility sparked between actress
Christine Neubauer (60) and pop star
Katy Perry (38) when the two women met at a red carpet event and discovered that they wore, unintentionally, the same mini dress design of blue leather.
They posed for photos each strifing to outshine her rival, during which unplanned contest Katy was painfully aware of being at least outboobed by the sixty year old lady whose bust is several bra sizes bigger than hers.
However, dubbed by her fans as 'queen of boobs', she argued that her 'girls are firmer than the older woman's milk bags' when later Christine challenged her to a boob fight breast on breast. Christine meanwhile told the press her 'big melons' would 'make short work of Katy's little titties'. - No doubt we will see Katy and Christine battle bust on bust as part of an upcoming contest between them, but the main event of the ladies' clash is a wrestling match in the ring for which each wears the leather dress which has started the competitive encounter.
Each woman will aim for pulling her rival's dress over her head and ripping it off her. The thus stripped woman has to continue the fight in just her panties.
The ultimate winner is the lady who keeps her opponent pinned while humiliating her by bringing her to a lesbian orgasm.
They also want to enter a beauty contest to determine which of the women looks sexier in the blue leather dress.
CHRISTINE: 60 years, 5'6", 61 kg
KATY: 38 years, 5'6", 59 kg
BELOW: Christine and Katy comparing boobs
BELOW: Christine in her leather dress, claiming she looks sexier than Katy wearing it
BELOW: Katy in her leather dress, not doubting she'll convince the public she's sexier than Christine in it
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