[Vassago]

SHARON STONE (Age: 31; 5'8.5" / 2nd 6-0) vs MITZI KAPTURE (Age: 27; 5'5" / 17th 3-3)
Sharon Stone is upset after losing the overall lead to Heather Thomas and is keen on getting it back. That's bad news for Mitzi Kapture who endured a long and gruelling victory over Alison Armitage but now has her ears full of the blonde's bitchy remarks - Mitzi is already a done deal, no one can stop me from kicking the shit out of her!


KATHY IRELAND (Age: 26; 5'10" / 7th 5-0-1) vs KATE CAPSHAW (Age: 36; 5'7" / 13th 4-2)
Another angry woman is Kathy Ireland who just couldn't put away Meg Ryan and had to settle for a draw. Kate Capshaw also has bad memories from the previous round after losing to Demi Moore but thinks Kathy's lanky figure will be cut in half once she begings mauling her in a no-love lost combat.


HEATHER LOCKLEAR Age: 28; 5'5" / 16th 3-3) vs NANCY VALEN (Age: 24; 5'7" / 29th 0-6)
Both women are very proud of their long hair which only encourages them into ripping them all off in order to humiliate the other one. Heather Locklear is quick to point out she'll give Nancy Valen a couple of black eyes in the proccess which will make a perfect match with her hair colour. - Oh wait, in fact the eyes will be the only black thing on her face as I'll rip all her hair out and we'll see how she handles that. But Nancy thinks Heather's foul mouth is about to be shut and it will be the blonde hair scattering the floor once this fight is over.


CINDY MARGOLIS (Age: 24; 5'7.5" / 11th 4-2) vs BROOKE SHIELDS (Age: 24; 6'0" / 24th 1-5)
Brooke Shields' loss to Katherine Kelly Lang was painful enough to make everyone feel ashamed, but the tall brunette counts on Cindy Margolis still dreaming about a sexfight she had with Sharon Stone in the previous round. If the blonde model is up and ready for this, then Brooke might be forced into a plan B, but that's still all about punching Cindy's guts out as hard as she can.


LYDIA CORNELL (Age: 36; 5'6" / 8th 5-1) vs VIRGINIA MADSEN (Age: 28; 5'5" / 19th 2-4)
Virginia Madsen is jealous of Lydia's record and is up to the challenge for the bedroom eyes queen of the competition. - Lydia will be choking on her five wins once I scratch her eyes out, you can take it for granted! But Lydia has other ideas and targets wrestling Virginia to the extreme so much, she'll have no energy left in the end and begs her for mercy.


CATHERINE OXENBERG (Age: 28; 5'5.5" / 12th 4-2) vs TANYA ROBERTS (Age: 34; 5'8" / 26th 1-5)
The blonde Dynasty Star overcame Kim Delaney's street fighting skills and considers Tanya Roberts as a much weaker opponent. Besides she got some tips from former show co-star Emma Samms. - Tanya has no chance against me, I'll punch her brains out and that won't take me more then a couple of minutes. But Tanya is feeling cocky herself after a maiden victory and thinks if Kim Delaney could cause some trouble for this ugly blonde, she'll most certainly beat her up proper right now.


DEMI MOORE (Age: 27; 5'5" / 14th 4-2) vs HUNTER TYLO (Age: 27; 5'6" / 30th 0-6)
A couple of bitchy brunettes face off next but Demi Moore already plans a brutal trashing of Hunter Tylo having witnessed Kathleen Turner's record performance over Tylo in the previous round. - There's no question about it, Hunter is going down in a pile of blood, my first will change her face so much, even her husband won't recognize her.


KIM BASINGER (Age: 36; 5'7.5" / 6th 6-0) vs ROSANNA ARQUETTE (Age: 30; 5'4.5" / 31st 0-6)
Having dismantled Kim Wilde, Kim Basinger threatens to do the same with Rosanna Arquette. - Excuse me, but Rosanna's presence is a personal insult for me as the one and only 80s sex symbol. This skinny bitch will be handed such a great beating, even Kathleen Turner will applaud my efforts!

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Demi and Hunter in a knock down drag out fight. Demi likes to ride on top and she enjoys riding Hunter.

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My picks and comments this go round

Sharon Stone vs. Mitzi Kapture
Sharon goes on a rampage to get the overall lead back. She forgets about sexfighting and is all hairpulling and claws as she tears Mitzi to bits.

Kathy Ireland vs. Kate Capshaw
Kate surprises the taller Kathy by bulldogging her down. Kate uses her headlock to weaken Kathy and hold her down.

Heather Locklear vs. Nancy Valen
Heather lures Nancy into a classic blonde vs brunette hairpulling catfight. By the time it is over Heather has removed most of Nancy’s hair and her Baywatch swimsuit.

Cindy Margolis vs. Brooke Shields
Brooke slaps Cindy silly then puts her over her knee and spanks her bare butt cheeks.

Lydia Cornell  vs. Virginia Madsen
Virginia throws her red wine in Lydia’s face. The wine also stains Lydia’s pink fishnet sweater. The normally docile Lydia fumes and launches into Virginia’s blonde hair. She whips her around by the hair, gets her on the floor and straddles her to punch her lights out.

Catherine Oxenberg  vs. Tanya Roberts
Plain and simply Catherine is the better catfighter even if Tanya thinks she is tough as Sheena. Catherine sits on Tanya’s back and rips her hair put.

Demi Moore vs. Hunter Tylo
Demi improves her record at the expense of Hunter who is too weak for Demi. Demi has fun twisting Hunter’s arms and legs.

Kim Basinger vs. Rosanna Arquette
Kim is fighting Rosanna next to Demi’s fight. She sings to Demi “Anything you can do I can do better” She matches every twist and stretch of the limbs with even more torture as she has Rosanna crying before the fight is even finished.

[Glamour Fights]

Sharon Stone vs Mitzi Kapture: Great photo of Mitzi: She looks so absolutely sexy in that pose. So mus so I think Sharon is pulling out her own hair in jealousy.  Sharon vents her jealousy and anger on Mitzi's hair and Sharon is just too tough and mean for Mitzi.

Kathy Ireland vs Kate Capshaw: It is two in a row where I think the more beautiful, sexier woman is just not as good a fighter. In this case Kate may be as good a fighter but Kathy has too much size and strength on her. Kathy has a tough fight but dunks Kate in the water.

Heather Locklear vs Nancy Valen: Nancy is bigger and probably stronger than Heather. Heather is much faster and hits Nancy with two punches or kicks to Nancy's one. Once Heather weakens Nancy she goes to town on her hair and face forcing Nancy to give up.

Cindy Margolis vs Brooke Shields: Brooke tries to punch Cindy's guts out but Cindy gets inside and tackles her. Cindy knows how to use her body be it on top or bottom. She outmaneuvers Brooke on the ground and ends up with a reverse facesit on her.

Lydia Cornell vs Virginia Madsen: When I said Lydia had bedroom eyes it was not meant as a comment or disparagement on her character. It has more to do what is in my mind when I see those eyes, i.e., you just want to take her into the bedroom. Lydia and Virginia get into a real catfight as they dance around with hands buried in hair. Down they go, legs entangled. Lydia is lucky to get on top where she is able to pin Virginia but with difficulty.

Catherine Oxenberg vs Tanya Roberts: Eve if Catherine is from the upper class of Philadelphia I think she has a true fighter inside her. I think Tanya is a learned fighter and when the two tangle it is rough and tough but Catherine is able to handle herself better. Catherine wins a long, drawn out fight with Tanya.

Demi Moore vs Hunter Tylo: Maybe I am overly influenced by Demi's muscular pose. I just don't see sweet Hunter being able to contend with her. Demi stands on Hunter's back and pulls her head by the hair while bending her with one leg also.

Kim Basinger vs Rosanna Arquette: Kim backs up her words with fists. Rosanna tries to trade punches with her but the only think Rosanna hurts on Kim is her knuckles with her chin. A real mismatch as Kim is aiming to win it all.

Hm, I seem to have picked the fighter on the left in every case. That has to be a first and is a coincidence.

[Vassago]

Thank you for all the comments of this round  Top three beatdowns occured in this set and here is how the results eventually panned out:

Sharon Stone (43) vs Mitzi Kapture (23)
First fight of this round brought the biggest winning margin as Sharon Stone wasted very little time in pummelling Mitzi Kapture into a complete mess. Barbosa predicted a huge upset but Sharon obviously intended to get the overall lead back away from Heather Thomas. A couple of pundits had this on the cards but even despite Sharon getting the biggest beatdown, she still came up short by a single vote and has to spend another round watching Heather's back. You can suspect she's pretty upset about that!

Kathy Ireland (32) vs Kate Capshaw (34)
Barbosa and byline picked an upset here and this time there was one, allthough Kate Capshaw seemed convinced she had Kathy all figured out already and proved her superior strenght over the Sports Illustrated model. Despite Kathy dishing out tremendous kicks and punches to Kate's stomach, the blonde actress mauled the taller model on the ground and bodyscissored her into submission. Quite a humilation for the long-legged model and following a draw with Meg Ryan, Kathy is on her way down at the moment.

Heather Locklear (40) vs Nancy Valen (25)
Barbosa's upset prediction let him down for the second time as most of the experts picked the right scenario where Heather Locklear punched Nancy Valen so hard and pulled her hair so viciously  it left the brunette with two black eyes and a trip to the hairdresser to cover up multiple bald spots. In the eternal blonde vs brunette contest, the blondes scored an easy victory in this duell.

Cindy Margolis (35) vs Brooke Shields (30)
Another tough blonde was able to force her dark-haired rival into submission and Brooke probably had the best position to find out about Cindy's cxnt hair which most certainly were blonde then anything else. After pinning Brooke, Cindy had an easier task to shove her pussy straight in the brunette's mouth and ride her out for a soild victory. Brooke left the set with a sheer disgust as she didn't like being treated like a cheap rag doll, but that's exactly what happened.

Lydia Cornell (37) vs Virginia Madsen (28)
Crowd's favourite Lydia made sure Heather Locklear punches seemed like a cream puff and she firmly knocked out Virginia Madsen in a troublefree fashion. - The fact Heather got a bigger winning margin the me is down to the fact Virginia is a tougher woman then Nancy. I'd have knocked Nancy by more then 20 votes! Meanwhile Heather Locklear has left the set already and didn't hear Lydia's comments. If she eventually does, then a possible feud between Lydia and Heather is very much possible!

Catherine Oxenberg (34) vs Tanya Roberts (31)
This was long fight with Tanya going after Catherine right from the start. Tanya dispatched Emma Samms before but another Dynasty bombshell proved her superiority if Catherine isn't exactly Emma's best friend. However Emma gave away some tips to Catherine and the blonde quickly found out that Tanya doesn't like being pulled by the hair which weakens her strenght a lot. As a result Catherine succeeded in dragging the redhead by the hair and despite Tanya being able to rip some of Catherine's blonde locks, it just wasnood enough and the Dynasty star prevailed in the end.

Demi Moore (41) vs Hunter Tylo (23)
There was no question of who is going to win this contest, the only unknown was the margin of Demi's victory. Despite a quick and brutal KO of Hunter Tylo, Demi missed the biggest beatdown of the round by a couple of votes at the expense of Sharon Stone.

Kim Basinger (41) vs Rosanna Arquette (23)
A carbon copy of the fight above with the only excpetion being the hair colour of both fighters. Kim wasted little time and knocked out Rosanna very quickly and matched Demi Moore's 18 votes winning difference. All the experts had no trouble with their choice and made it with their eyes closed!